As Aizen in Naruto and Joined a Chat Group

What if Aizen Sōsuke descended into the world of Naruto?

An Ran finds himself in the Ninja World — playing the role of the mastermind Aizen. To fully unlock his character’s potential, he joins the Akatsuki under the name Aizen Sōsuke. Just as he begins his infiltration, a mysterious invitation pops up:

You’ve been invited to the Dimensional Chat Group.

And that’s when chaos begins.

Dimensional Chat Log:

The Actor: Hey guys, I’m Aizen. Just joined. Newbie here.

Konan : Welcome! Funny timing — Obito brought in a new recruit too.

Gintoki : Wait, a new recruit? Isn’t Itachi supposed to join in like... two years?

Konan : Not Itachi. He says he’s Aizen Sosuke. Claims his strongest illusion is Kyōka Suigetsu. Then he pulls out a sword like he’s some kind of samurai. Totally bizarre, right?

Gintoki : ???

Sawamura Spencer Eriri : ???