Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
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SUMMARY
In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man.
Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world.
Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion.
Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.
6 Latest Chapters [ Updated 2 months ago ]
- Chapter 340 Epilogue
- Chapter 339 Florida Man Prophesizes Doomsday, Claims Sexually Aggressive Demoness Would Enslave Men and Cats Would Be Our Saviors
- Chapter 338 Florida Man Accused of Cheating His Wife with Her Sisters and Mother, Claims He Only ‘Touched’ Them.
- Chapter 337 Florida Man, Armed to the Teeth, Raids Animal Shelter to Pet a Rescued Cat.
- Chapter 336 Fisherman Calls Police After Florida Woman Catfishes Him and Steals His Fish
- Chapter 335 Florida Billionaire Announces His Retirement and Passes His Forklift Certificate to His Daughter. She Eats It.
Chapter List
- 121 Florida Man Outruns Cops by Mimicking Animals
- 122 Self-Proclaiming Environment Activist Florida Man Steals Church Pillar and Doors to Recycle Them
- 123 Armed Florida Man Interrupted Baptism Ceremony to Rescue His Cat. One Pastor Killed.
- 124 WHO Baffled as Florida Man Successfully Cured COVID by Spitting into Patient’s Mouth
- 125 Florida Man Accused of Being Pedophile after He Escorted Lost Child to Her Parent’s Home
- 126 Florida Man Abducts Children Home, Discovers They Are Adult Cosplayers
- 127 Florida Man Steals Man's Underwear to Smell Its Crotch
- 128 Florida Man Announces He Will Open Kindergarten for Elders
- 129 Florida Man Claims He Understands Life Better After Talking to Statues
- 130 Local Floridians Concerned as Florida Man Erects Caiman Farm Instead of Alligator Farm
- 131 Florida Man Invents Laser-Shooting Matchlock Rifles to Make Anime Character "Tanya Von Degurechaff" Real
- 132 Florida Man Armed His Employees with Job Applications to Repel Potential Looters
- 133 Florida Man Distributes Guns to School Teachers and Students for Self-Protection. Multiple School Shooters Reported 10 Minutes Later.
- 134 Florida Man Purchases Luxurious Sports Cars to Decorate Parking Lot
- 135 Florida Man Attempted Time Traveling, Crashed His Brand New Ferrari Roma into Trees.
- 136 Florida Man Arrested For Hiding A Thousand Underage Immigrants and One Dead Body in His Sweatshop
- 137 Florida Man Forces Minor to Fight in Martial Arts Tournament Wearing John Wick’s Tactical Suit and Carrying Gun
- 138 Middle-Aged Florida Men Identified as Teenagers Participate in School Sports Tournament
- 139 Florida Man Fingers Elementary School Girl in Public to Heal Her Eyes
- 140 Florida Man Struck by Lightning While Fingering His 7-Year-Old Girlfriend
- 141 Florida Man Discharged Homemade Nuclear Waste Water While Taking Bath in River, Claimed the Water Came From Fukushima
- 142 SWAT Team and FBI Mobilized as Florida Man Successfully Genetic-Engineered 7-Year-Old Girl into Adult WAIFU
- 143 Wanted Florida Man Dressing in Among Us Suit is Terrorizes Towns. FBI Warns Children Not to Trust Any Man in Among Us Cosplay.
- 144 Florida Man Accidentally Evaporated Entire Town by Shooting Fireworks While Parachuting. One of the Fireworks Was Genuine 100-ton TNT.
- 145 Florida Man Burnt Alive While Doing TikTok Challenge - Taking a Bath in Active Volcano
- 146 Florida Man Defends Bullied Man from Angry Karen by Using Mushrooms, then Mocks Her for Having “Saggy” Genitalia.
- 147 Florida Man Earns Millions by Forcing Teen to Eat Black Matsutake Mushroom with Cheese
- 148 Florida Man Encourages Martial Art Students to Bring Guns to Karate Class
- 149 Florida Man Successfully Launches First Ever Flying Bus, Screams at Passengers Not to Parachute during Flight, “This ain’t Fortnite!”
- 150 Florida Man Attends Parent’s Meeting at Local Middle School While Bringing Adult Toys to Advertise His Store
- 151 Florida Man Equipped School Bus with Mini-Gun and Drove It on Highway. Wild Anaconda Got Run Over and Shot to Death.
- 152 Florida Man Destroyed 18 Medieval Ships While Trying to Find a Parking Spot for His School Bus in Shipyard
- 153 Florida Man Identifies His Immigrant Employees as Floridian to Escape Charges from Immigration Police
- 154 Vegan Representative Challenges Florida Man in Fencing. The Latter Brings Guns.
- 155 Florida Man Scams Copium-Addicted Senators during Sports Conference. No Press Has Been Charged.
- 156 Florida Man Breaks into House and Set New Guinness World Record of Longest Poop on House Owner’s Bed
- 157 Local Prince Filed Lawsuit against Florida Man as the Guinness Book World Record’s Longest Turd Exploded on His Face
- 158 Florida Man Tied Children with BDSM Ropes and Sent Them to School. Teachers Approved While Parents Protested.
- 159 Florida Man Identified as Disabled Joins Paralympic Games, Breaks Every World Record
- 160 Paralympic Host Refuses to Void Florida Man’s World Records as 99% of Athletes Self-Identified as Disabled
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