I Write Novels in a Zerg Prison
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SUMMARY
An Ruo, a top web novelist, transmigrated into the body of Annor, the abusive male Zerg from his own novel.
By the time he arrived, the deed was done. The court had already passed judgment.
He would be escorted to the military region to serve as a psychic soother for a 999-year sentence, destined to spend the rest of his life in prison.
—Prison? Great! No need to go outside, meals served on time, a regular schedule, top-tier security, and he could even read novels and watch dramas on the StarNet.
The homebody An Ruo was quite satisfied with his new nest.
He spent three hours a day performing psychic soothing. Once his tasks were done, he’d lock his cell door and return to his old profession—writing novels.
【Returning from an expedition with a damaged psychic domain, I accept genetic matching to prepare for marriage. The male Zerg who arrives for the meeting is the same male Zerg recruit I once tormented mercilessly.】 (√ Complete)
Female Zergs who clicked on the new novel: “??!”
[Aren’t male Zergs in the military just for show? Did some monster of a superior officer really ab*se a male Zerg to death’s door?] [He’s definitely going to face retaliation from Lord Zerg. Serves him right.]
However, the plot developed far beyond their expectations.
[…Is this Lord Zerg’s revenge? Marrying him as his Lady, personally training with him, and giving him psychic soothing every single day? Every day???] [This is completely unrealistic! Psychic soothing for a military female is so troublesome. Male Zergs would avoid it at all costs, let alone offer it willingly!] [This isn’t a pure romance novel; it’s clearly sci-fi!]
The female Zergs complained loudly, but their actions spoke louder. Every day, they flooded the novel’s comment section with donations and pleas for more chapters.
Staring at the long string of numbers in his account, An Ruo, who lived and ate in prison, scratched his head. He had nowhere to spend the money.
Well then, he would compensate that… former Lady of his, the one ‘he’ ab*sed so horribly.
With a single click, he transferred the funds and continued to release new books.
【After class, I returned to my dorm to find a youngling in my room. He clung to my leg, calling me “Father Ma,” and claimed he was from ten years in the future. His “Father Pa,” he said, was the male Zerg campus heartthrob from the neighboring academy.】 (√ Complete)
【Undercover in the Star Pirates, I accidentally became the Deputy Commander. To win me over, the Commander sent a Class A male Zerg to my room.】 (√ Complete)
【A celibate Legion Commander receives a mission from his superiors: test-play a romance simulation game. He would never spend money on a male Zerg, let alone a virtual one. But… it actually feels pretty good?】 (√ Complete)
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Through his diligent psychic soothing and the profound impact of his novels, An Ruo unknowingly accumulated a massive number of Contribution Points.
These Contribution Points led to his sentence being reduced, reduced, and reduced again.
When the Military Headquarters announced the end of his sentence, An Ruo was forced to move out of his beloved little den.
As he stepped out of the prison gates, the Federation Marshal—his former Lady—walked toward him and took his luggage.
An Ruo whispered, “Um… the court has already finalized our divorce. You didn’t have to come.”
The Marshal, whose presence alone commanded respect, lowered his gaze. His usually icy eyes now held a stubborn affection.
“All these years, you’ve given me all your Star Coins. Surely you understand what it means when a male Zerg sends money to a female Zerg?”
“Huh?” An Ruo clutched his head, looking like a confused Psyduck.
【A shut-in creator gong who writes romance like a pro but turns into a flustered Psyduck in real relationships x A high-ranking, calm, and decisive villain Marshal shou who doesn’t believe in love but falls for a ‘Psyduck’.】
6 Latest Chapters [ Updated 9 days ago ]
- Chapter 352: Extra — The Marshal and An from the Original Ending (8): His Past Was All Buried Here, While His Future Was at the Foot of the Mountain
- Chapter 351: Extra — The Marshal and An from the Original Ending (7): Whatever Ulysses Is Like, That’s What I Like
- Chapter 350: Extra — The Marshal and An from the Original Ending (6): An Ruo Despised Himself for Embracing Ulysses in the Movie Theater
- Chapter 349: Extra — The Marshal and An from the Original Ending (5): Ulysses Found His Current State Unfamiliar
- Chapter 348: Extra — The Marshal and An from the Original Ending (4): Tonight, I Don’t Care About the Zerg. I Only Want You
- Chapter 347: Extra — The Marshal and An from the Original Ending (3): Marshal Ulysses’ Funeral and the 'Funeral Flowers'
Chapter List
- Chapter 241: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (1): 'Are You Trying to Test My Depths and Pick a Fight With Me?'
- Chapter 242: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (2): He Rubbed Against the Major General. A Provocation! Definitely a Provocation!
- Chapter 243: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (3): Then Let’s Soak in the Hot Spring Together
- Chapter 244: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (4): Felix Wants to Prove He’s Much Bigger Than Him
- Chapter 245: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (5): This Female Zerg’s Affection Was Like the Warm Light of the Rising Sun
- Chapter 246: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (6): Make a Female-Loving Female Straight? Try Taking Some Medicine
- Chapter 247: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (7): 'Major General, are you really sleeping with me?' Felix happily scooted closer to Lucas
- Chapter 248: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (8): He Told Him He Liked Him—a Female Zerg Telling Someone of the Same Sex He Liked Him
- Chapter 249: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (9): 'You Are My Right Path,' Felix Said with a Smile
- Chapter 250: Selerus Leaves Prison: Anyway, First Things First—Lure the God Out
- Chapter 251: Experiencing Life as a Female Zerg: What Does Being Ulysses’s Personal Guard Involve?
- Chapter 252: Could the Marshal Be Into Female Zergs?: Otherwise, There’d Be No Explaining Away the Marshal Kissing a 'Female Zerg' at Military Headquarters
- Chapter 253: Official Announcement: 【My God @An】
- Chapter 254: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (10): The Insect Markings Are in a Relatively Private Place. Would You Like to See?
- Chapter 255: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (11): He Couldn’t Possibly Let Felix Fool Around with Female-Female Relationships
- Chapter 256: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (12): Since It’s a 'Date,' Does He Need to Bring Male Zerg Pheromones?
- Chapter 257: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (13): A Date—the Kind Where You Bring Male Zerg Pheromones
- Chapter 258: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (14): 'Wait, Open a Tube of Pheromones First.' Lucas Takes Out Male Zerg Pheromones
- Chapter 259: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (15): His Female Zerg Wants to Satisfy Him—Felix Faces an Unprecedented Challenge
- Chapter 260: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (16): Lucas Likes Male Zergs
- Chapter 261: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (17): Pursuing Him Again, This Time as a Male Zerg
- Chapter 262: #Shocking! Felix Changed Sex in Three Days!#: (Netizen Reactions + Analysis) <A Discussion of Felix’s Sex and Differentiation>
- Chapter 263: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (18): The Officer Under Your Command Is Actually Male! What a Mess
- Chapter 264: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (19): His Same-Sex Lover Seems to Be a Male Zerg. Not Just "Seems"—Every...
- Chapter 265: Ulysses’s Thoughts: An Wouldn’t Accept Bathing Outdoors, So Ulysses Plans to Build an Indoor Hot Spring
- Chapter 266: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (20): When Should We Set the Wedding Date? How Many Eggs Should We Have? What Should We Name The
- Chapter 267: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (21): In His Hazy Memories, He Had a Military Female Lover, and They Had Even Reached the Point
- Chapter 268: Female Disguised as Male x Despairing Straight Female (End): 'My turn.' Lucas carried an air of fearless self-sacrifice.
- Chapter 269: Released from Prison? The Sky Is Falling! He had thought about getting out of prison, but he hadn’t expected it to happen this soon!
- Chapter 270: Released from Prison, the Original Protagonist: "You do know what it means when a Male Zerg gives money to a Female Zerg, don’t you?"
- Chapter 271: Still Taking the Medicine?: Not Using Contraception Means Trying for an Egg
- Chapter 272: Zerg Egg Protective Covers: Make Two Zerg Egg Protective Covers, and Make Them Prettier This Time
- Chapter 273: He Wants to Profane His God: The Proud Marshal Bows His Head Before Him, Profaning the Divine
- Chapter 274: #His Excellency Is Out of Prison#: [Stop flying already! I’m afraid the space lanes are going to get clogged with Zergs at this rate (covers face).]
- Chapter 275: Two Identities: 'Let’s hold a banquet and invite everyone we know.'
- Chapter 276: An Amazing Banquet: Guess Who Wasn’t Invited?
- Chapter 277: The Invited Protagonists: As for being close to giving birth... he hasn’t given birth yet, has he?
- Chapter 278: The Banquet and the Lovers: In his plan, he needed to get pregnant with an egg first
- Chapter 279: The God’s Blessing: Ulysses wouldn’t mind being the original protagonist’s "Female Father" for once
- Chapter 280: Tianjia Bound by Blood: Axel Will Understand Him Too, Right?
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