Fantasy: I’m Really Not A Supreme Master! - Chapter 1059 - 966: The Ultimate Buttock Town
At that moment,
In Powu Continent, above the Sky Vault,
A group of people appeared.
It was Elder Hui’an, Hui Sha, and other Ban Explorers,
Accompanied by Ao Wushuang and Song Jiyuan.
“Why is this happening? Why has the sign of Tian Fa appeared ahead?”
Elder Hui’an was somewhat astonished.
– They had already embarked on their journey a while ago, but then, Wu Jianghe threatened the Sacrificial Temple, prompting them to make a sudden detour there to investigate, thus delaying their trip.
After all, Wu Jianghe is one of the most critical figures in the True Ancestor World at the moment. If they could dig up his roots before going to meet the respected figure of the Grey Mist Sea, it would undoubtedly be the best outcome.
However, they found nothing. They only knew Wu Jianghe and guardian figures like Ji Wudan might likely come to Fogbreak City.
Seeing this, Ao Wushuang said anxiously,
“Elder Hui’an, with Tian Fa appearing over Fogbreak City, I fear it’s not a good place at all. Perhaps we shouldn’t go there for now?”
He was quite worried.
Mainly because their investigation had almost confirmed Wu Jianghe would stir up trouble here.
And Ao Wushuang was very clear about one thing: Wu Jianghe likely had some unspeakable connection with that sinister little mountain village!
After all, during the great war in Demon Desolate, Ao Wushuang had personally seen Da Hei, Sǐ Pàngzi, and others go there, only to hear afterward that somehow Wu Jianghe had slain all the enemies…
Since then, Ao Wushuang had associated Wu Jianghe with that little mountain village!
Wherever Wu Jianghe was, the village was likely involved too.
Moreover, Wu Jianghe was certainly not as frightening as the little mountain village.
Hearing this, Elder Hui’an coldly replied,
“Just a mere Tian Fa, what of it? Did you not see? After Tian Fa emerged, countless grey mists appeared, blocking everything! Even the heavens can’t mete out punishment!”
“It shows just how mighty the Grey Mist Sea’s esteemed figure truly is!”
Elder Hui’an was confident in his beliefs.
But hearing this, Ao Wushuang fell silent for a moment, then said,
“…You’re right, Elder. I wish you’ll never encounter Tian Fa!”
Elder Hui’an: “??”
Does Ao Wushuang have a problem?
Meanwhile, Song Jiyuan, upon hearing this conversation, was greatly startled. He looked at Ao Wushuang, his heart climbing into his throat.
Are they starting to offer blessings now??
He felt a hint of panic and subconsciously distanced himself from Elder Hui’an…
But Elder Hui’an then said,
“Let’s get going; follow me!
Immediately, he took the lead towards Fogbreak City.
But not long after,
Boom!
A thick bolt of Lei Ting thunder suddenly struck down, aimed right at Elder Hui’an!
Tiān Léi Hōng Dǐng!
Upon witnessing this, Elder Hui’an was startled, exclaiming,
“This is bad, we’re caught in the aftermath of Tian Fa!”
Shaken and taken aback, he quickly tried to fend it off.
“Protect the Ban Master’s Bone!”
Another Supreme Elder, Hui Sha, immediately stepped forward to confront the challenge.
Both Supreme Elders were engulfed by the heavenly thunder.
At this moment, Song Jiyuan, watching the scene from behind, grew fearful. He glanced uneasily at Ao Wushuang and said,
“Brother Wushuang… If I ever do anything wrong in the future, you must tell me, and I will certainly heed your advice!!”
He was truly scared!
Ao Wushuang: “…”
…
Presently, in front of Fogbreak City,
Suddenly, the void was torn asunder, and a fat man tumbled out, landing squarely on Jin Bifeng!
This sight took everyone aback.
What was happening?
One should know, Jin Bifeng was an Ascendant, at such a level that it would be impossible to be struck by a heaven-sent object.
Impossible!
The crowd focused their gaze and saw a fat man sitting atop Jin Bifeng, appearing somewhat nauseous, and beneath him, Jin Bifeng’s legs were straightened out in a futile struggle!
At this moment, Wu Dade was dizzy and disoriented, muttering,
“It’s a good thing I didn’t eat much for breakfast today… or I would’ve fallen for this Dead Dog’s trick…”
He was woozy from the Teleportation Array.
“Damn, what did I sit on… It’s so uncomfortable on the rear…”
Somewhat more alert, he looked down.
To his shock, he discovered an emaciated, decrepit old woman beneath him, whereupon he quickly jumped up.
“Damn, what are you doing? Trying to scam your fat elder?”
Wu Dade voiced his suspicion aloud.
Upon hearing this, everyone was speechless.
Damn, what kind of man was this fatso?
He had sat on Jin Bifeng, an elderly woman, knocking her to the ground, and not only complained about how uncomfortable she was but also accused her of trying to scam him?
That was too much!
Jin Bifeng also struggled to her feet, feeling as though many of her bones had been crushed. Furious to the extreme, she barked,
“Dead fatty… who are you?!”
“I will have you flayed and dismembered!”
She erupted with murderous intent, filled with extreme hatred. As an Ascendant, who would dare to disrespect her? Yet today, she suffered such humiliation.
While Wu Dade casually said,
“I’m from the village, here to hunt.”
Saying so, he surveyed the surroundings, then suddenly his gaze fell on the thirteen Steles ahead.
“Hm?”
Wu Dade frowned immediately.
These Steles… clearly belonged to them.
Yet, they had been desecrated, left in utter filth?
At this time, more rifts opened in the sky.
A group of people walked out from them.
A young man, with a wooden Sword hanging from his waist, wearing a light plain green shirt.
A purple-clad young girl, with a graceful figure, skin like creamy jade, bright eyes, and carrying a drawing board on her back.
It was indeed Zi Ling.
Su Baiqian, dressed in a simple pale long dress, looked serene as she calmly surveyed the scene around her.
Beside them, a big yellow dog looked arrogantly around with a superior air.
That’s right, Big Black Dog had transformed again.
In fact, it wasn’t just itself, it had concealed the presence of Wu Dade, Lin Jiu Zheng, Zi Ling, and Su Baiqian, applying a kind of supreme technique to deceive the eyes.
Therefore, even though Zi Ling and the others had nowhere to hide, through the eyes of others, their features and appearances were distorted, and their auras had changed.
This was also why a group of Ultimate Beings had not recognized Wu Dade; the fat man they saw bore no resemblance to the legendary Buttock Supreme.
After all, they were about to confront the Grey Mist Sea, so Big Black Dog was still very cautious.
News of the reincarnation of the Ten Honored and Two Vicious Ones would lead to many speculations and guesses from the Grey Mist Sea side; it was best to keep it unknown if possible.
“Woof… Please see how weak and helpless this emperor is!” said the big yellow dog with a cunning glint in its eyes.
The technique it had employed on Zi Ling and the others was an actual deception technique, concealing their auras.
But the one it had applied to itself was quite easy to see through.
That way, enemies would misjudge it, thinking that Big Black Dog wasn’t very powerful and couldn’t even properly conceal its own aura.
Such a misjudgment… would create opportunities.
It was lying in wait to trap someone!
“Is that… The End of Myriad Paths, and the memorial tablets of the Ten Honored and Two Vicious Ones in the Yīngliè Diàn? How could they appear here?” said Yu Linglong suddenly, as she pointed to a row of steles in front of Fogbreak City.
“It’s an Ash Mist Creature, it brought the steles of The End of Myriad Paths and the Ten Honored and Two Vicious Ones here, to be spat upon by these world-selling thieves!” exclaimed Yang Tian excitedly, as he recognized Wu Dade and Big Black Dog. Others might not have recognized them, but he was absolutely certain!
Because he and his ancestor had similar experiences…
Wu Dade had once been sat on by them!
And had been victimized by Big Black Dog as well.
He knew that those who had arrived… were the Ten Spirits.
Meanwhile, the gaze of the Temporal Hall Master on the Mist Throne fell instantly on the big yellow dog!
A cold sneer appeared in his eyes.
“You damn dog, you think I can’t see through you?” he muttered.
He had already noticed that the big yellow dog’s aura was off, a deceptive technique was in place!
So, he was certain that this big yellow dog was indeed Big Black Dog in disguise.
“One of the Ten Spirits, although having lived for so many years, doesn’t seem very strong…” he sneered.
One of the Ten Spirits, Big Black Dog appeared!
Where was Xuan Wu?
He speculated that Xuan Wu was probably hiding in the shadows, waiting to provide support.
But he didn’t care one bit.
Today, neither Xuan Wu nor Big Black Dog would escape.
But there was no rush… This dog had lived for so many years; it must be very cunning. To kill it, one needed to be absolutely certain!
Hmm, the Destiny Pen was needed for this.
That was the most reliable.
Although the Destiny Pen could decree death for anyone below the True Ancestor, it still required some time to establish a cause and effect connection.
The Destiny Pen couldn’t kill someone it hadn’t seen; the wielder had to concentrate and discern the true form of the enemy to allow the Destiny Pen to establish a connection with the one being written about.
Otherwise, there would have been no need for the Temporal Hall Master to personally journey to the True Ancestor World; he could have simply written Big Black Dog’s name in the Grey Mist Sea.
The Temporal Hall Master transmitted his thoughts instantly, telling Lu Ba and others in hiding to prepare the Destiny Pen.
Then, he held back his forces, waiting.
…
In front of Fogbreak City.
“Damn it!” erupted Wu Dade, hearing Yang Tian’s words, his face flushed with anger.
Although they had been resurrected, those steles were still the tokens of their past lives.
To see them thus desecrated!
And he saw, to his chagrin, upon his own Barbarian Honor’s tablet…
Grass, so much thick phlegm!
“You shameless creatures, back in the day we gave our heads and spilt our blood to save you spineless beings?” he couldn’t help but curse angrily, his nose crooked with rage, as he pointed at Jin Bifeng and the other Ascendant Path cultivators.
“You bunch of old immortal things, have corrupted the entire True Ancestor World with your ways, being the strongest yet having such lowly moral character, mere lapdogs even if you made it to the Grey Mist Sea!”
“I really want to just sit and crush you all to death!”
Suddenly, many Ascendant Path cultivators were unable to contain their fury.
“How dare you insult us like this?” Ling Qishan’s face turned ice-cold.
“Young man, do you realize whom you’re speaking to?” Han Ruwei threatened coldly.
“Your foolish impertinence will bring unimaginable disaster to your kin and Sect Gate!”
Jin Bifeng was even angrier, saying, “Why waste words on him? Kill him, search his soul, then exterminate every person on this earth connected to him.”
As she spoke, she swiftly struck out with her palm towards Wu Dade.
Her palm strike thundered, the might of an Ascendant Path cultivator displayed without restraint, the surrounding Primordial Qi instantly dispersing as if to obliterate creation itself.
Immediately, the nearby cultivators’ faces changed dramatically, as they hurriedly scattered to avoid being caught in the impact.
Wu Dade, however, shook his head and said, “You want to be crushed by my buttocks so badly, I’ll oblige!”
With that, he turned abruptly, his back facing Jin Bifeng. His buttocks lifted, and with a booming sound, his whole body shot towards Jin Bifeng like a cannonball.
“You’re seeking death, I’ll smash that butt of yours to smithereens!” Jin Bifeng bellowed, driven to the brink of rage. This fat man dared to aim his backside at her.
Her force of Primordial erupted, a palm strike powerful enough to kill dozens of Gate Openers.
But suddenly, she felt a terrifying force approaching, and her palm strike was forcibly diverted.
The dreadful buttocks slammed into her face with a crash!
“Ahh–” Jin Bifeng let out a piercing scream, flung backward, crashing heavily in front of the Barbarian Honor’s stele.
Witnessing this scene, everyone was in shock. What was happening?
Remember, Jin Bifeng was an Ascendant Path cultivator, among the strongest in the entire True Ancestor World.
But to be knocked flying by a single butt strike?
Unable to even take a single move?
In an instant, everyone’s gaze turned towards Wu Dade, staring non-stop at his buttocks.
