Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar - Chapter 100 - 88: The Five of Us Team Up—Guaranteed Massacre, No Doubt! (Part 2)
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Chapter 100: Chapter 88: The Five of Us Team Up—Guaranteed Massacre, No Doubt! (Part 2)
It turns out, after Lu Wenwu went out, these two teamed up to search for clues in the village.
The timid mummy dared not go out and wrapped itself tightly, trembling in a coffin.
The gentle Octopus Lady, Zhang Sijia, worried that it might have problems if left alone, decided to stay and accompany him; finding clues wasn’t urgent.
Just as the two of them combined forces to pry open Ahmed’s coffin lid, forcing him to rise.
Coincidentally, Aiken and Da Bao, who had strong initiative, also returned just then.
“Mr. Tyrannosaurus, you’re back!”
Aiken was very excited to see Lu Wenwu and Mao Mao, unharmed, and his resolute face broke into a smile.
“How’s the situation?”
“Ordinary, not very pure,” Lu Wenwu answered honestly, “To be honest, it wasn’t very satisfying, and our previous assumptions were wrong.”
Aiken, Da Bao: “???”
What do you mean by not very satisfying?
“Wrong?” Aiken’s tone suddenly became a bit puzzled. “What exactly do you mean by wrong?”
Lu Wenwu nodded: “The glutinous rice wasn’t used to guard against the other side; there weren’t even any proper zombies there, just over a hundred cursed zombie puppets, not very strong.”
“The final BOSS was Old Deng, who had fused with half of the Blood of the Zombie God, but I killed him before he could activate it. A soft shell with a big stuffing, couldn’t withstand even one punch from me, very boring.”
Da Bao swallowed some saliva and tentatively asked: “Tyrannosaurus, the final BOSS you mentioned, what level was it…”
“A-,” Lu Wenwu’s expression and tone were extremely disdainful, “After going through so many quests, this is the weakest A- level BOSS I’ve ever seen, much worse than the two I killed last time.”
“A-!?”
“Last time!?”
“Oh my god!!!”
“That’s amazing!”
The four teammates in the room exclaimed simultaneously.
Ahmed shivered and asked, “Umm… I want to confirm… You mean this wasn’t the first A- level BOSS you’ve killed?”
“Yes, why? In the last quest, my teammates and I killed two together, that mechanical dragon was something!” Lu Wenwu nodded, “As for this one… a piece of cake. Although it had high attack power, its main body was very fragile, its physique attribute at most just 3.5.”
Aiken looked at his hand expressionlessly.
His back-and-forth gaze seemed to ponder where to cut to look clean and neat.
I don’t have hands!
I’m not worthy of having hands!
Even if the opponent’s physique attribute is worse than ordinary people, it’s still a real A- BOSS, my brother!
If it were someone else, they wouldn’t even touch a corner of the opponent’s clothes before being seconds away, right!
Indeed, that’s the case.
If it were someone else, even if they luckily tracked down Celestial Evil Daoist’s trail, without enough Soul Strength, they would fall at the Red and White Crash.
Next would be hundreds of B-level and B+ level zombie puppets attacking endlessly, from the mountain’s foot to nearly its top.
Even if five well-coordinated, top-notch B+ level players teamed up, without super endurance and ultra-fast recovery ability, they would still find it hard to survive.
And below the mountain top, the Innate Bewitching Array, without a Soul Attribute over four thousand or profound array skills, would trap one to death inside.
And it would alert the Celestial Evil Daoist, leading to his retaliation and killing.
It was mainly due to his robust physique and sudden burst that let Lu Wenwu easily kill him.
The powerful outburst of strength and speed left the Celestial Evil Daoist with no chance to react, having underestimated Lu Wenwu for no mana wave.
Yet, even in such extreme cases, the Celestial Evil Daoist could still use a Thunder Sword to meet Lu Wenwu’s peak strike.
If given just a few more seconds to chant a spell…
Without superior escape techniques and not fleeing the moment seeing him, several people of A-tier level or lower would die if they came.
The Maoshan Skill truly includes Shrinking Earth Technique and Thunder Technique inheritance!
“Everyone calm down and let’s discuss serious matters.”
Lu Wenwu cleared his throat twice, pulling the four back to reality from their shock.
“That guy is a slovenly old daoist, called Celestial Evil Daoist. Many years ago, he secretly learned the Mao Mountain Evil Technique and Forbidden Technique, then killed his master and senior, betrayed Mao Mountain, and has been secretly cultivating the Corpse Refining Technique, attempting to become an immortal through it.”
“According to the clues I found, the Celestial Evil Daoist should have been scheming on a Zombie King to activate the incomplete Blood of the Zombie God in his body.”
“I now suspect, the Zombie King he’s after is the mysterious village chief of Longevity Village who has never shown up.”
“This village of Corpse Ghosts was likely created by its descendants.”
“Corpse Ghosts can’t appear out of nowhere; there has to be a source.”
“But if the village chief is the Zombie King, the glutinous rice shop doesn’t make sense?” Aiken’s expression was uncertain, his tone visibly hesitant, “Da Bao and I explored in the morning. The glutinous rice there is not only of high quality but also mixed with Cinnabar and Red Rope.”
Da Bao also chimed in, “Yes, I don’t get it either. If the village chief is the Zombie King, what’s the point of opening a glutinous rice shop? Isn’t that making life difficult for himself? It’s like us Curse Masters tattooing our personal information on our bodies without any reserve.”
Saying this, Da Bao pulled out several boxes of Cinnabar and a big jar of glutinous rice from his personal backpack.
He pinched some with his fingers and showed it to the others.
“See, its quality is indeed top-notch, definitely not something to make do.”
“Maybe he’s just too arrogant.”
Ahmed smirked, starting to grind and mix the Cinnabar Da Bao brought with water, continuously applying it to his freshly taken bandages.
“Many arrogant guys like to do so, highlighting their strength. Those bastards say it allows them to maximize appreciation of the opponent’s despair before death.”
He looked disdainful.
Sneering at the Zombie King.
Meanwhile, he was honest, now wearing quite a few Cinnabar-stained red bandages.
Other undead: valiant, fearless, undead calamity
Ahmed: Heart Fire Package, timid as a mouse…
The timid Ahmed is indeed a dual disgrace to both the undead and mummies…
“This makes even less sense.” Aiken immediately refuted, “If he was truly arrogant, why would he live in seclusion in Longevity Village for over a century? It’s illogical.”
“Isn’t it possible… it’s hiding in plain sight?”
After watching for a while, Zhang Sijia suddenly spoke seriously.
“Could the glutinous rice shop be to mislead us, making us think the real threat is outside the village, so we stay obediently in the village?”
“Also, it could be that he’s not afraid of glutinous rice and Cinnabar, the shop is just so we think we’re confronting him, thus leading to reckless deaths.”
“Hiss…”
The sound of sharply inhaling rang continuously.
Two humans, one corpse, and one dog made indelible contributions to the warming of the atmosphere here.
Aiken frowned tightly, speaking quickly: “Zhang Sijia’s guess is very likely. I lean towards the former being true, but I don’t agree with the latter. Even though the difficulty is high, the system won’t assign a mission you can’t survive.”
“Judging by the difficulty, apart from Mr. Tyrannosaurus killing Celestial Evil Daoist, there must be at least one more A- level BOSS. Based on current information, the zombies not only have attack and defense but also possess spells, they are versatile creatures.”
“Tyrannosaurus managed to kill Celestial Evil Daoist unexpectedly, but without glutinous rice, Cinnabar, Red Rope, Eight Trigrams Mirror, we almost certainly can’t match that A- zombie.”
“Mr. Tyrannosaurus, what do you think?”
“Me?” Lu Wenwu, who was eating a pancake, paused, “I’ve got nothing to say. Why make it so complicated, guessing here and there, just kill them all, isn’t that the end of it?”
Aiken: “…”
Bro, I think you might be a bit too extreme.
Who exactly is the quest BOSS here?
Ahmed stopped shoving raw glutinous rice into his mouth, weakly asking: “So, Tyrannosaurus, when you say kill them all, you mean…”
“Oh, just literally.”
Lu Wenwu swallowed his pancake and spoke with enthusiasm.
“I looked at the terrain on my way back; this place is surrounded by mountains on three sides. If we start from that half road in the east of the village, block door to door and kill, none of them can escape.”
“Once the village is emptied, irrespective of whichever is whichever, the problem is certainly solved, then rest comfortably for the next 28 days.”
Aiken, Da Bao, Zhang Sijia, Ahmed: “???”
Bro, what was the point of all our analysis just now?


