Global Dungeon: I Can See the Status Bar - Chapter 89 - 83: Lychee? How Am I Supposed to "Lychee" When the Opponent Is This Weak?
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Chapter 89: Chapter 83: Lychee? How Am I Supposed to “Lychee” When the Opponent Is This Weak?
Looking at the task prompt that popped up on the screen, Aiken had a strange expression as he looked at Lu Wenwu, sitting back down in his seat with indignation.
Probably not understanding why even the system wanted them to watch the movie.
But since the task prompt said so, he obediently complied and watched very seriously.
“Look, the task prompt tells us to watch the movie, so let’s just finish it obediently.” Lu Wenwu shrugged, “By the way, have any of you encountered a dungeon that starts with a movie before?”
Zhang Sijia and Ahmed both shook their heads in unison.
Da Bao said in a deep voice, “Maybe there’s a clue hidden in this movie, or perhaps the system is hinting that this dungeon is related to ’New Mr. Zombie’.”
“That makes sense.” Lu Wenwu picked up the conversation, “Maybe there’s a strong zombie hidden in the Longevity Village that we need to go to, just not sure if Uncle Ying’s things will work.”
“Let’s… let’s watch… the movie first.”
Ahmed exposed a slit through the bandage, forcing himself to endure his fear, trembling as he watched intently.
After an hour and a half of joy, the entire cinema suddenly lit up, and the picture on the screen turned off accordingly.
“Looks like it’s time to set off.”
Lu Wenwu stood up, pulled Da Bao’s hand, and with a strong yank, “Pop,” pulled him out of the seat.
Poor chair, its HP instantly went to zero.
The group followed the safety signs to leave.
The cinema’s structure was strange, and so was its location.
Instead of calling it a cinema, it would be more fitting to call it a screening room located in the wilderness.
Once Da Bao, who was the last to walk out of the cinema, stepped out, a thick mist instantly enveloped the entire building.
Mao Mao curiously poked his head inside, but couldn’t see anything.
Even the scent disappeared.
At present, there was only a mountain path in front of everyone.
“The situation is strange, close ranks, and maintain a defensive formation.”
The Archbishop Aiken changed into a set of pale gold plate armor and said this, then took out a cross about half a meter long from his backpack and held it in his hand.
Warm, bright Holy Light burst out from the center of the cross, quickly forming a hemispherical light shield that encompassed the five people and a dog.
“It should be a bizarre type of dungeon. My Holy Light can restrain evil creatures and will be responsible for breaking the path.”
As he said this, he somehow twisted the cross onto his back, then took a round shield and short hammer from his backpack and stepped forward in large strides.
“Keep up with the Radiant Shield. It can filter out some negative power to prevent our minds from being eroded.”
“Violent Dragon, Ahmed, you two need to protect the two magic system players, Zhang Sijia and Da Bao.”
“Dog… Mao Mao needs to take on a scouting role. Everyone else be ready for combat at any time, as this path likely won’t let us pass peacefully.”
The four people and the dog exchanged glances and said nothing, quickly moving along with Aiken’s shield.
Lu Wenwu secretly said to Mao Mao, “This guy might be a little too serious, but he seems reliable.”
“Yes, woof, Mao Mao thinks so too.” Mao Mao wagged his tail happily, “Mao Mao can feel that he is a good person.”
It seemed to never be unhappy, always cheerful.
After all, what worries could a Xiu Dog have?
Xiu Dog doesn’t even have to work!
“You think everyone looks like a good person, if a thief came, you might even send them off for two kilometers,” Lu Wenwu teased the big golden retriever, rubbing its head vigorously.
In the golden retriever’s eyes, as long as it’s a human, they’re good, and anything of its kind is bad.
This unique understanding hardly changed even after Mao Mao transformed into a Demon Dog with the Flame Dog Bloodline…
The group continued down the mountain path, getting deeper and deeper into the mountain.
The path they passed was continually covered by gray mist, and the sun in the sky was steadily tilting towards the west.
Just then, a faint vibration appeared on the ground.
Everyone present had keen senses and immediately sensed it and prepared to engage.
The mummy Ahmed placed his hand on the ground, feeling it, and said, “More than a hundred horses, and there are people riding them.”
Da Bao adjusted his glasses and asked, “Yellow Sand Mage?”
Ahmed hesitated for a moment and nodded, “I suppose so, I have indeed mastered a lot of Yellow Sand Magic.”
While the two were talking, a large amount of dust rose from a distance, with countless bandits waving sabres, shouting, rapidly charging in their direction.
What was particularly terrifying was that the bandits’ eyes were all bloodshot, extremely creepy.
Lu Wenwu twisted his neck slightly, and his whole body’s Qi Blood suddenly surged.
Under the Eye of Insight’s scan, none of the bandits’ data could remain hidden.
[Bloodthirsty Gang Leader Half-Undead Mi Jinchi (B+ Level)]: 67200/67200
[Current Status]: Cursed, Evil Magic Blessing, Pseudo-Zombie Body, Bloodthirst, Excitement…
Apart from the bandit leader and four other tall individuals, the remaining bandits were all B-level and B- Level, not a threat.
Oh…
The enemies’ horses were all C-level, which could probably sweep across a large area in a low-tier dungeon…
But what intrigued Lu Wenwu was that the bandits were defined as “half-undead” by the Eye of Insight, possessing a pseudo-zombie body, which was quite intriguing.
Strangely enough…
There was already a cinema, indicating a decent level of technology in this world.


