I Accidentally Became A Superstar - Chapter 345: Midgame
Chapter 345: Midgame
All ten heroes materialized onto the battlefield, but there was no denying the odd one out.
There, standing in the jungle, shirtless and absurdly buff, was Milkman Maximus, his two oversized metal jugs sloshing with white foam as he struck a pose.
Crabby chuckled from the caster’s booth. “It’s been a while since I’ve seen that hero in the meta. Wasn’t he gutted after the last revamp?”
“Yeah,” Real-Faker muttered, squinting. “They changed his whole kit. He’s… difficult now. Not unplayable, just new. You need timing and a good team to build around him.”
“And a death wish,” Crabby added.
– Zeno, pls surrender now
– MILKMAN? REALLY??
– Bro’s gonna 0/9 before the game even hits ten minutes
– okay but lowkey I’m curious how this goes
“Let’s see what he can do,” Knots murmured, eyes glinting. “It’s Zeno, after all. We can’t expect anything from him.”
Zeno was silent.
The jungle was quiet, too. His character moved slower than he was used to. No cat-like agility, no long-range poke. Every step Milkman Maximus made felt heavy. Each basic attack was a lumbering slam of metal.
“This is so clunky,” Zeno muttered to himself, rotating around the blue buff. His damage was low and his cooldowns were awkward. Still, he memorized the skill descriptions as he went.
Zeno frowned. “This is a support-jungler hybrid?”
Meanwhile, across the map—
First Blood!
Double Kill!
The screen flashed. Phoenix had already taken down Hyunbin and Sangwon. The kill feed lit up red.
“Phoenix is on the move again,” Smitzy said. “He’s fast.”
“He’s focused,” Crabby added. “Look at that pathing. He’s reading their jungle like a book. Isn’t Phoenix the guy who trained with pros before?”
“He trained with our team once,” Real-Faker confirmed. “He’s got potential.”
Phoenix’s smirk was visible even through the blur of game graphics and screen cams. His character, a high-speed assassin jungler, flashed through shadows and appeared near the bot lane.
Jace was caught clearing a wave.
SLASH.
BLADE STRIKE.
“Careful, Jace!” Mimi screamed.
Too late.
Jace has been slain.
Zeno’s screen pulsed.
Phoenix had rotated again. This time—to him.
Zeno barely managed to activate Moo-vement Boost, sprinting toward the river. But Phoenix predicted the line. A clean dash. A knockup.
SLASH.
Calcium Shotgun—MISSED.
Zeno has been slain.
“Phoenix is cleaning the house,” Crabby said. “That’s a four-zero start.”
“He’s serious,” Knots muttered. “Phoenix didn’t come here to play games.”
“He came here to end them,” Smitzy added.
Meanwhile, the viewers weren’t holding back.
– yeah this is over
– maximin milkman or whatever is NOT it
– zeno’s good at lacta because he played it 300x
– this ain’t it. he looks like a baby cow trying to walk
“Milkman Maximus is too hard,” Real-Faker said. “You can’t master him in one game. Lacta Lynx had simple mechanics, consistent range. Maximus is… chaos.”
Back in the booth, Zeno sat motionless, staring at the respawn timer.
4… 3… 2… 1…
His screen lit up again.
He clicked the mouse and moved forward.
A few seconds later, he smirked.
“I get it now,” he murmured.
Zeno adjusted his grip on the mouse.
Now he understood why Milkman Maximus was considered unviable. The kit wasn’t just awkward—it was contradictory.
His first skill was a linear dash, usable only in a straight path, with a short burst window and high mana cost. Good for gap-closing, but only if you were already near.
His second skill was a wide cone burst, long range, but had a two-second windup animation. It required prediction, precision, and patience. It was useless in close combat.
Zeno whispered to himself, “This guy was made for hit-and-run. Long-range setup into short-range chaos. Most people probably play him backwards.”
He pressed Q. Boosted movement forward.
W. Calcium Shotgun at predicted enemy path.
Auto-attack.
E. Jug Slam—stun connects.
He practiced the rotation in jungle clears.
Time: 14:00
Gold Deficit: 3.4k in favor of Daebak
The crowd was lulled into silence. Team Daebak had nearly complete control. Phoenix had seven kills. His rotations were clean, sharp, and brutal. Sangwon, and Hyunbin were consistently a step behind while Jace and Mimi were barely keeping up with the others.
– why isn’t he helping
– zeno farming like a farmer in Stardew Valley rn
– gold diff is real
– they can’t win this one
Time: 16:33
Midlane Collapse: Mimi slain by Phoenix + Risa
Toplane Invasion: Hyunbin wiped out by Oska
Daebak closed in like a noose. They began to pressure the map, setting vision control around the Dragon.
And then it happened.
Time: 17:14
Botlane Rotation – Risa Splitpushing Alone
She overstepped. Too far into the second-tier tower range.
Suddenly, a cone of white light crashed into her.
Calcium Shotgun – HIT.
Jug Slam – Stun.
Basic – Basic – Ultimate: Milk Explosion.
ENEMY SLAIN.
“What was that?!” Risa asked off-screen, stunned.
Crabby stood from his seat and squinted. “He just landed everything perfectly! That was a clean combo!”
Smitzy leaned in. “Is he learning midgame?”
Time: 18:01
Top Jungle Fight – Oska attempting to rotate
A flash. Zeno predicts the angle
Moo-vement Boost – engage
Calcium Shotgun – prediction cone
Jug Slam into wall – stun
Ultimate cast within brush – hidden animation
ENEMY SLAIN.
“Two?!” Crabby exclaimed. “What can you say about this as our jungler?” he asked Smitzy.
“It’s difficult. He’s really difficult to predict,” Smitzy answered.
Time: 19:30
Dragon Pit – Contestation Begins
Daebak moves toward Dragon. Phoenix enters river, sweeping vision. Their tank is tanking Dragon, HP down to 40%.
Zeno pings: ON MY WAY.
Sangwon face-checks and dies instantly to a Phoenix ambush.
But Phoenix doesn’t see the blur behind him. Zeno presses the Ignite button at the very last second.
DRAGON STOLEN BY TEAM LACTA!
ENEMY SLAIN.
– What?
– HE STOLE THE DRAGON
– zeno must be good at handling milk. he can handle my milkers.
– what the fuck
Crabby slammed the desk. “ZENO JUST 1V2’D THE DRAGON AND PHOENIX!”
Real-Faker sat back. “This is something a pro would do. Is he even trained to do this?”
Time: 21:10
TRIPLE KILL – Milkman Maximus
DOUBLE KILL – Jace
Wiped Out!
– MILKMAN MAXIMUS SUPREMACY
– ZENO JUNGLE ARC
– HE LEARNED A NEW HERO IN REAL TIME
– ZENO ATE PHOENIX’S CAREER
– MVP MVP MVP
Crabby shook his head. “This is historic. Zeno picked one of the hardest, most ridiculous champions in the game—and won.”
Zeno leaned back in his chair, eyes reflecting the word flashing on screen.
VICTORY.
Source: Webnovel.com, updated by novlove.com
