I Was Caught up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace - Chapter 2518: Bipolar God Tiana ①

Just as I woke up, brewed coffee with the coffee maker, and was sipping it while wondering what to do today, Canalis-san came to visit.

[Good morning, Kaito-sama. May I have a moment of your time?]

[Good morning, Canalis-san. Yes, that’s fine…… Ah, would you like some coffee too, Canalis-san?]

[Oh my, being hit with such an enormous reward right upon meeting is going to wreak havoc on my emotions. Taha~~ apologies for the emotional instability! Coffee personally prepared by Kaito-sama is far too awe-inspiring, I’m feeling thankful to the MAX…… I will gratefully accept!]

[I’m just pressing a switch on a magic tool, so I don’t know if it really counts as me making it……]

Smiling wryly at Canalis-san, who, as always, spoke with rich emotion despite her expressionless face, I poured coffee into a mug and handed it to her.

[So, what brings you here?]

[It’s not much, just a confirmation of Kaito-sama’s schedule. Taha~~ saying it’s a schedule check to invite Kaito-sama on a date would be rather exaggerated and off the main point though.]

[A date? If it’s about going out with Canalis-san, then as long as I’m free that day, any time is fine……]

[Oh my, Kaito-sama. That is an extremely dangerous statement. I am a simple God, so if you say things like that, I’ll take them seriously, be unable to sleep at night, and transition into daytime naps. Taha~~ the God that I am doesn’t actually require sleep though…… Ah, this isn’t related to today’s matter but…… I made a really nice ranch, so would you go with me to eat some soft-serve ice cream?]

[Y- Yes, of course…… It actually sounds quite fun, so I’d like to go.]

She mentioned before that she was improving cattle breeds, but she has reached the level of running a ranch huh…… I’ve never really been to a place like that, so I’m curious and genuinely want to go.

I wonder if the soft-serve is made from the milk of the improved dairy cows? It honestly sounds delicious, and I want to try it.

[……Oh, that won’t do. My thoughts completely sprinted off in that direction. Taha~~I’ll properly invite you about that another time. Now then, to the main topic…… A god I know…… well, frankly speaking, a God related to Nebula-san has obtained permission from Shallow Vernal and would like to come meet Kaito-sama, so I came to confirm your schedule.]

[Ahh, I see…… My schedule is fairly open, so even tomorrow would be fine…… This would be a different God from Electrone-san, right?]

[Yes, the one planning to come is called Bipolar God…… well, in short, an insanely powerful God.]

[I- Insanely powerful?]

[A God that’s a bit dangerously strong. Excluding a very small number of special cases, she’s probably the strongest even among the Omnipotent and Omniscient Gods. Ahh, no, her personality is perfectly normal. I’ve been on good terms with her for quite a long time, and even if I make sudden requests, she kindly accepts. She’s a kind World Creator, just extraordinarily powerful, that’s all.]

Since Canalis-san herself is an Omnipotent and Omniscient God and says this so clearly, this must be a God on a completely different level of power.

Well, to me, beings who are omnipotent and omniscient already exist on a dimension beyond imagination, so even if I’m told she’s among the strongest of them, I can’t really grasp how powerful that is……

[Well, you see…… battles between beings of that level might be something unfamiliar from Kaito-sama’s perspective. If I had to describe it, it’s like rock-paper-scissors where there’s no time limit, no limit on rounds, and you can change your move as many times as you like.]

[……Unn? Wouldn’t that never end?]

[In most cases, it doesn’t. Battles between Omnipotent and Omniscient beings are really just an endless repetition of reactive rock-paper-scissors, and it’s rare for a decisive conclusion to be reached. They keep up that futile back-and-forth until one side gives in and suggests a truce, and then the one who proposed it signs an agreement under slightly unfavorable terms, and that’s the end. Well, it can take tens of billions of years before it gets to that point, so it’s truly a hassle. Taha~~ apologies for having a God’s sense of scale!]

[That’s…… quite a world.]

Now that she mentioned it, if both sides are omnipotent, it really would end up like that, with no way to settle things……

[A World Creator who can end that kind of battle in a short time is clearly strong…… you might even say she’s someone who surpasses Omnipotence and Omniscience.]

[Is this Bipolar God-san that kind of being?]

[That’s about right. How should I put it…… with the rock-paper-scissors example from earlier, it’s like her rock pierces paper, her scissors cuts through rock, and her paper snaps scissors in half…… Does that convey how strong she is?]

[I definitely understand that she’s unbelievably strong.]

In other words, against this Bipolar God-san, no matter what you throw out reactively, she just smashes straight through it…… She’s a rather outrageous being, but since Canalis-san clearly said her personality is normal and kind, she’s probably just incredibly powerful yet a good person.

If that’s the case, then there’s nothing to worry about, I’m looking forward to meeting her.

<Afterword>

Serious-senpai : [So she has arrived…… the irrational Berserk Gorilla……]