I Was Caught up in a Hero Summoning, but That World Is at Peace - Chapter 2539: Bipolar God ㉒

As I leisurely enjoyed a barbecue with Nebula, it seemed the fight had come to an end. There hadn’t been any shaking or shockwaves, to the point that it was hard to tell whether they had really been fighting at all…… but at the very least, I could see the outcome clearly: Tiana-san standing there as if nothing had happened, while Canalis-san and Electrone-san were on the ground, knees and hands pressed against it, their heads hanging low.

『Outputting thoughts of injustice…… <I’m so done with this, this gorilla is way too strong. So overwhelming strength means you can get away with anything? That’s just unfair, this is too much.>…… Lamenting the current state where foul play runs rampant』

[What’s really awful is that she handled both me and Electrone at the same time without even counterattacking, just brushing everything aside like she was dealing with a troublesome pair throwing a tantrum. And yet, when it comes to herself, she’ll just punch me out of jealousy without hesitation……]

[N- No, well, unn…… I get how you both feel, but I don’t think hitting back is the right answer…… though that doesn’t mean I want to get hit either, so I’ll still defend or dodge when I have to……]

It really looked like Tiana-san had effortlessly dealt with the combined assault of Canalis-san and Electrone-san and brought things to an end.

Even with two Omniscient and Omnipotent beings working together, they hadn’t stood a chance, Tiana-san was just that strong, leaving the other two looking frustrated.

Though, come to think of it, the whole thing started because I had her feed me meat……

[In that case, what if I fed all three of them? Would that help them make up……?]

『 [ [ ! ? ] ] 』

Well, since Canalis-san and Electrone-san were complaining that Tiana-san’s actions were unfair, I figured doing the same thing for everyone might solve it.

Being fed like that on purpose felt embarrassing, so I thought it’d be better if I were the one doing the feeding. It was honestly just a spur-of-the-moment idea. To keep things fair, I included Tiana-san as well, but their reaction was way more intense than I expected…… Even though I’d muttered it from a fair distance away, all three of them whipped their heads toward me at incredible speed.

[Sorry, Canalis, Electrone…… I was thoughtless with my actions.]

『Outputting remorse…… <No, it’s my fault too, I got weirdly stubborn. I’m sorry.>…… conflict creates nothing』

[I also failed to control my emotions. My apologies.]

And just like that, they reconciled in a way that was almost comically obvious, shaking hands before glancing over at me with expectant eyes. I gave a small nod in response.

[Alright then, please line up in order so as not to trouble Milord.]

『 [ [ Yes! ] ] 』

At Nebula’s call, they neatly lined up, and she handed me a small plate with three bite-sized pieces of bacon.

T- This…… turned into quite the situation. But, well…… if it resolves the fight, I guess it’s fine…… Errr, first up is Tiana-san.

[T- Then, here you go.]

[Thank you! Mmm, delish! I’m really glad I came today.]

After eating the bacon and showing a blissful expression, Tiana-san smoothly stepped aside, and Electrone-san moved in front of me next.

I wasn’t sure whether this whole “ahhh~” feeding thing had any meaning for someone who just turned food into electronic data to consume, but for now, I held out the bacon to her the same way.

[Here you go.]

『Outputting feelings of bliss…… <Fuaahhh, being fed Nebula-san’s bacon by Kaito-sama! My two oshi in a super precious collab! This overflowing happiness is truly…… a memory!!!>…… My utmost gratitude』

The gap in her tone was as extreme as ever, though I felt like I was starting to get used to it. At the very least, I now understood that when her excitement peaked, she turned into something like an over-the-top idol fan.

After that, Electrone-san stepped aside, and finally, I fed Canalis-san the bacon as well.

[Here you go, Canalis-san.]

[Thank you very much! Tahaa~~ putting it modestly, this is the best. Good grief, I’ve shown you quite an unsightly display, Kaito-sama, I’m still far from mature, and I must apologize! But, if it led to a result like this, overflowing with happiness, then perhaps it turned out for the best. Oh, but please don’t misunderstand, I have no intention of deliberately picking fights like that in the future, so rest assured!]

Though her expression remained as blank as ever, Canalis-san spoke with unmistakable delight as she gave her thanks. It was a bit confusing to be treated entirely like some kind of idol, but…… well, since the fight was over, I figured that was good enough.

Then, a thought suddenly came to mind. I cut the bacon into a smaller piece and turned toward Nebula.

[……Errr, Nebula, would you like some too?]

[I have no real need for it…… however, I am very happy to receive Milord’s kindness, so I shall accept.]

Nebula blinked in surprise for a moment, then broke into a bright smile as she ate the bacon I offered with her small mouth. The adorable gesture was strangely soothing, and after that, we all ended up enjoying the barbecue together in a peaceful, relaxed atmosphere.

<Afterword>

Serious-senpai : [And then after this, the others from the fan club would probably try beating them to a pulp…… Tiana would probably turn the tables on them though……]