My Girlfriend is a Zombie - Chapter 534: Your Pants Have Fallen Down

Once Ling Mo confirmed Ye Lian’s thoughts, he felt his fighting spirit surge.
Previously, when he heard this girl insist on recovering her humanity, Ling Mo had been somewhat worried that she was acting impulsively.
Could zombies even feel impulsiveness? In battle, zombies seemed to be the very embodiment of impulse.
Now that Ye Lian had finally spoken her true feelings, Ling Mo was both touched and excited.
The girl’s wish was his motivation!
Initially, Ling Mo just wanted to help Ye Lian regain the memories of her human life.
However, as the number of female zombies around him started to increase, and their strength gradually enhanced, Ling Mo began to realize that his approach was too simplistic.
Regaining memories was not difficult; once they reached leader level, a large amount of memory would already be restored.
But to get them to value these memories again, or to reawaken certain emotions, that was truly difficult.
Shana was an exception, but her case precisely illustrated that zombie nature and human nature could not be integrated as one.
Looking at Li Ya Lin was telling; she had been with Ling Mo for a long time and under the dual influence of mental connection and Ling Mo’s guidance, had gradually suppressed some of her innate instincts. However, when faced with her only kin, Yuwen Xuan, she was still extremely guarded. It might not be because she disliked Yuwen Xuan, but because she knew she might not be able to resist harming him; after all, Yuwen Xuan was not Ling Mo, there was no spousal relationship guarantee like between Ling Mo and Li Ya Lin.
Zombies don’t know how to express their thoughts, and Li Ya Lin’s situation was a conclusion Ling Mo had observed.
The reason he wanted Li Ya Lin to interact more with Yuwen Xuan was also in hopes of awakening some of her emotions…
But now it seemed, this was very difficult.
Just like Ye Lian, she had come to realize that although she had regained some memories, these memories were merely like fleeting shadows to her.
She couldn’t feel any emotions towards these memories, nor could she savor the emotions from that time.
This troubled Ye Lian, and in fact, it was exactly why she had become somewhat evasive towards Ling Mo after advancing to leader level.
She could sense Ling Mo’s longing and love, but she was unable to respond in kind.
And Shana’s situation had given this silly girl what seemed to be the most reliable method—regaining her humanity.
“Shana hadn’t completely lost her humanity from the start; we can’t use her as a standard example. However, since a human body can turn into a zombie, it’s not impossible for a zombie’s brain to regain some human traits. If we can truly understand what the virus is, we can find a targeted cure…”
Ling Mo had gradually calmed down from his excitement and had his thoughts sorted out.
However, after everything was planned out, Ling Mo suddenly jolted and his eyes widened—
“This Niepan… where the hell is it?!”
Everything was ready except for the crucial element, but when and where this element would come into play was completely unknown!
“Damn it, damn it, damn it!”
The most crucial piece of information was completely missing!
“Zero! You scoundrel!”
Ling Mo clenched his fist and cursed furiously in his mind, briefly letting his emotions flare before calming down to think.
That’s right, he didn’t know where Niepan was, but it was possible that someone from Niepan would take the initiative to find him.
Zero was important to Niepan, and Ling Mo had nearly caused it to cease functioning. It didn’t take much thought to realize that Niepan must have been greatly affected by this.
If they didn’t come looking for trouble after such an incident, that would be truly strange…
“If only I hadn’t been so hasty to find Zero’s location, I should have hit them hard, hurt them a bit! But what am I thinking? Others dread trouble knocking on their door, and here I am, actually hoping for it…”
Ling Mo suddenly felt a twinge of frustration at his own thoughts…
“Will they know that Jian Qi is dead, and could they go to Group F?”
As Ling Mo pondered this, he immediately thought of that iceberg violent woman, Lucy.
Her situation was similar to Ling Mo’s and closely resembled the perfect subject Jian Qi had described.
However, Jian Qi’s research was full of holes, not even comparable to Lucy’s case, let alone Ling Mo’s…
“Wait a minute!”
Ling Mo suddenly frowned, “Thinking about it… doesn’t that make me the ultimate experimental subject?”
The more he thought about it, the more Ling Mo felt that his situation closely matched what Jian Qi had described!
A combination of a human Psychic and zombies!
Although Ling Mo’s body wasn’t quite the same as a pure zombie’s, he was steadfastly undergoing a slow transformation!
Absorbing Glandular Fluid, time after time, the frequency might not have been high, but each time he could feel the incremental changes in his body…
Thinking of how Jian Qi and Niepan were desperately conducting various studies, and yet they weren’t progressing as quickly as he was with the female zombies, Ling Mo felt a surge of satisfaction!
“I suddenly feel like I’ve lost all my inhibitions…” Ling Mo was momentarily stunned.
However… their research, although far behind Ling Mo, had advantages that Ling Mo did not possess.
Ling Mo lacked any theoretical knowledge!
He knew that he had been active, absorbing small amounts of the virus, slowly enhancing his body, but why the zombie virus could perfectly integrate with him without turning him into a zombie, that was something Ling Mo couldn’t figure out.
Specialization is key in any field, and Ling Mo wasn’t about to start learning middle school biology from scratch just to understand this…
God knows how many years it would take for him to figure it out!
“Stick close to Lucy, and then… kill two birds with one stone!”
After realizing this, Ling Mo started chuckling to himself, and reflexively flicked away the scythe that Shana had sneakily handed to him: “Stop it… hey, damn it!”
“Snap!”
Ling Mo’s belt came undone, and his pants immediately fell to his ankles.
“Senior sister, run for it!”
The instigator Shana, having completed this highly difficult “one-second pants-off maneuver,” immediately shouted and took off running.
Li Ya Lin hadn’t done anything, but upon hearing Shana’s shout, she quickly followed suit.
Even Ye Lian ran away…
Ling Mo was frantically pulling up his pants while shouting, “You two idiots, why are you running? Catch her for me… Shana, just you wait, I’ll deal with you tonight… to think you’ve tricked away my helper!”
“Hehe, I’ll be waiting!” Shana’s laughter echoed from afar.
Zombies with human traits and intelligence are indeed troublesome!
It took Ling Mo a full two minutes to clumsily hang his pants on his body before he proceeded to clean up the bloodstains at the scene.
As he slowly approached the stairwell corner, holding his pants, he suddenly stopped in his tracks.
“Who’s there?!”
He sharply turned around, then looked up the stairs.
The rooftop was generally deserted.
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Lucy had specifically chosen this place for its secrecy. Otherwise, their noisy fight would have attracted chaos elsewhere.
But just for a moment, Ling Mo felt like he had sensed something.
Was someone coming down from the rooftop? Or going up?
Without hearing a sound, Ling Mo cautiously slowed his pace and began to ascend the stairs.
The rooftop door was ajar, slightly trembling with the wind’s blow.
“Could the sound I heard have been this?” Ling Mo grasped the rooftop door handle and pushed it open slowly.
Shana had been hiding here on standby before; if she had left it open, it would make sense.
But if someone came after, they might have heard something, like the battle between Jian Qi and Ling Mo’s group…
Out of caution, Ling Mo decided to check it out.
However, no sooner had he stepped through the doorway than he sensed a shadowy figure appear at his side.
The dark barrel of a gun was aimed right at Ling Mo’s temple: “Don’t move.”
Ling Mo’s movements froze, but his tentacle had already reached out, and after a Mental Strangulation, the pistol dropped from a muffled groan into Ling Mo’s hand.
“Don’t move.” Ling Mo held the gun, now pointing the barrel at the shadow.
“Is it you?”
The figure was none other than Su Qianrou, whom he had been avoiding at all costs these days.
However, to his surprise, Su Qianrou had a smirk on her face despite the gun pointed at her.
“Fool, there are no bullets in it.”
She lifted her hand, shaking the magazine she was holding in the other: “I was just joking around, didn’t expect you to react so strongly. You scared me.”
Saying this, the Chief of Staff patted her chest, causing ripples to cascade.
“Uh…”
Ling Mo could only offer a sheepish smile. Damn, what kind of joke was that…
As he chuckled, Ling Mo took a step inside and suddenly heard a “snap”.
“Woosh~”
A cold wind blew, and after a few seconds of eye contact, Su Qianrou suddenly said, “Your pants have fallen…”


