One Piece: Don't Worry, I'm a Doctor - Chapter 285: What? Instant cremation?
Chapter 285: Chapter 285: What? Instant cremation?
Staring at the unconscious Magellan, Buggy’s jaw almost hit the floor—literally.
His eyeballs poped out of their sockets.
The sheer shock of what he just witnessed sent his eyes flying.
Buggy, a man who’d sailed with Roger and seen storms and battles aplenty, was left utterly speechless by Vir’s sudden move.
The big daddy got taken out just like that?
Such a big boss went offline right away?
What the actual hell?
Wasn’t this guy supposed to be the ship’s doctor?!
This is cheating!
Even if Marco the Phoenix came at him, he’d still get floored!
How the hell is this guy the doctor on Straw Hat’s crew?!
Took out the big daddy with one swing?
Are you the new big daddy now or what?!
Unable to process this, Buggy grabbed Luffy by the collar and shook him violently.
“YOU’RE TELLING ME THIS IS YOUR CREW’S DOCTOR?!”
His scream was so loud, one might think Vir had just murdered his entire family.
Luffy blinked, confused.
Hadn’t he already explained this? Why was Buggy asking again?
“Yeah! He’s our doctor! Man, your memory sucks!” Luffy grumbled, annoyed.
Buggy: Huh?! How is this about memory?!
But he didn’t say it out loud.
Because he was afraid that if he spoke another word, his heart might just stop from sheer shock.
Still… Big Daddy Magellan was defeated!
FREEDOM WAS RIGHT THERE!
At that thought, a twisted grin spread across Buggy’s face.
As for Hannyabal and the others?
Their faces had already turned a uniform color—
White.
Pale, ghostly white.
Like they’d been dunked in flour.
Seeing Magellan lying motionless, smoke rising from his body, a bone-chilling terror shot straight up their spines.
Their bodies trembled uncontrollably.
The sheer destructive force of that last attack was horrifying.
Even from this distance, they were terrified.
“T-The Warden… he’s down… right? S-So that means… I-I’m the new warden now! Oh… oh yeah~!”
Even now, Hannyabal couldn’t stop thinking about promotions.
But his trembling voice made it clear—
He didn’t actually want it this time.
None of them had even fully processed what had just happened.
All they saw was a purple slash—
And then the Warden was on the ground, smoking.
Come on… isn’t that a bit too quick?
Does our Warden have no face to save?
The guy’s supposed to be on par with an Admiral!
And he just got one-shotted?!
Bro, don’t you think that’s a little much?
Right then—
Vir pulled out his brick.
*BAM!*
*CRACK!*
One hit.
Two sounds.
Vir stared at the now-shattered pieces of his beloved brick, a pang of sorrow hitting him.
Ah…
Another legendary tool… retired.
It was a bittersweet moment.
But oh well.
No big deal.
As long as he could snag Magellan’s Venom-Venom Fruit powers, he could just use poison instead of brick from now on.
The only reason he’d used the brick on Magellan at all was because the man was immune to poison.
After getting smacked, Magellan “woke up”.
He blinked, dazed, taking in his surroundings.
’What… happened?’
’Am I dead?’
’No… feels more like I’ve been drugged!’
His body was completely paralyzed, but he could still feel everything.
’What the hell did this guy drug me for?’
’If he wants to kill me, why not just do it? Why bother with drugs?’
’This is like taking off your pants to fart—pointless!’
Then, Vir started unbuttoning Magellan’s Warden coat.
Magellan’s eyes widened in horror.
’WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!’
’Trying to humiliate me?!’
’You want me to die in the most painful way possible?! (Social death!)’
’Damn you!’
Vir’s actions left everyone else just as baffled.
They exchanged awkward glances, faces stiff with discomfort.
Is this guy about to…?
Uh… can we request to skip the next part?
But the moment one of the guards took a single step back—
*BZZT!*
A bolt of purple lightning struck out of nowhere.
Instant cremation.
HISS—!
At the sight, the guards—led by Hannyabal—snapped to attention.
“SALUTE!”
*SWOOSH!*
Every single guard, even the beasts, stood ramrod straight in perfect military posture.
Their form was so flawless, you couldn’t find a single flaw even under a microscope.
Each one was more rigid than the last.
Each one more solemn.
Even Buggy couldn’t bear to watch.
’Dude, are you seriously this desperate?!’
’Does it HAVE to be him?!’
’Can’t you at least wait until we’re gone?!’
’Hell, just pay for it! Or find a brothel!’
’It’s not even that expensive!’
’But nooo, you gotta do it right here, in front of everyone!’
’And you won’t even let us leave!’
Buggy shook his head in despair—he just couldn’t get it.
But then, Vir pulled out medical tools from his kit and started preparing to treat Magellan.
Buggy’s brain short-circuited again.
“WHAT THE—”
’Don’t tell me you’re actually planning to SAVE him?!’
’CAN’T YOU AT LEAST LET US ESCAPE FIRST?!’
’You can just walk away after healing him, but what about US?!’
’OPEN THE DAMN DOOR FIRST, YOU LUNATIC!’
Buggy was on the verge of a breakdown.
Freedom was so close, yet so far.
Meanwhile, Vir was force-feeding Magellan a medicine.
Well… “feeding” might not be the right word.
Because he was using a high-pressure pump.
One end was connected to his medical kit.
The other was shoved straight down Magellan’s throat.
What?
Did you expect him to spoon-feed it?
Too slow!
This way, Magellan didn’t even have to swallow.
The moment Vir cranked the pressure to max, a violent torrent of liquid blasted into Magellan’s stomach.
The recoil was so strong, Vir had to brace himself to keep the hose steady—otherwise, it would’ve sent him flying.
The instant the flow started, Magellan’s belly bloated like a balloon.
With no other exit, the liquid shot out of his nostrils in twin jets, striking Buggy directly in the face.
The sheer force of the high-pressure stream slammed Buggy against the cell bars, pinning him there as the liquid now forced its way into his mouth.
He clenched his teeth shut, refusing to open them.
But alas—
His nose wasn’t so lucky.
The medicine gushed straight up his nostrils.
Buggy’s stomach began inflating like a balloon, mirroring his bulging eyes.
Right now, Buggy had only one thought:
’What the hell did I do to deserve this?!’
’Why am I being tortured too?!’
If Buggy was suffering this much, imagine Magellan.
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Magellan was livid.
Ever had every single cavity in your body forcibly filled in two milliseconds?
Well, now he had!
If he weren’t so damn tough, the sheer pressure would’ve ripped him in half from the inside!
His body, stretched to its absolute limit, left Magellan in utter disbelief.
He really thought this guy was opening the medical kit to save him.
Turns out?
He just didn’t want him dying too slowly.
As the liquid cycled through his body and fired out his nose, Magellan had only one realization:
I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
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