One Piece: Don't Worry, I'm a Doctor - Chapter 365: Is This Human? Is This Even Human?!
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Chapter 365: Chapter 365: Is This Human? Is This Even Human?!
“You really not gonna eat?”
After slicing off a piece of Whitebeard’s chest meat with a knife and fork, Vir held it up and asked.
At those words, everyone instinctively took a step back.
The refusal in their eyes couldn’t be more obvious.
Seeing this, Vir could only shake his head helplessly.
While he wasn’t sure if others could eat this, if it was edible, there would definitely be benefits.
These fools wouldn’t even eat when it’s handed to them.
This was Whitebeard’s fatal injury!
Eating this might grant who knows how much damage immunity.
Whitebeard was truly a treasure trove from head to toe.
Who knows what ability he’d get after treating him.
Just don’t let it be something weird like “Son Adoption Mastery” or some cursed nonsense.
Haki, Devil Fruit powers, physical attributes, even swordsmanship would do.
As long as it’s normal, he wasn’t asking for much.
This was already the second time saving Whitebeard. As everyone knows, rewards are only likely to give good stuff the first time.
The more times after, the worse the rewards get.
At this point, treatment was just for the negative points.
But since it’s only Whitebeard’s second time, it shouldn’t be too bad!
Thinking this, Vir stopped hesitating.
Under everyone’s shocked gazes, he picked up the piece of meat and put it in his mouth!
Chew~ chew~
Gulp~
Ah~
“Delicious! So f*cking good!”
After swallowing the piece, Vir, in a rare moment, let out a curse.
Whitebeard’s chest was the most severely injured part.
The flavor of this injury’s soul was absolutely exquisite.
This single bite had Vir completely intoxicated!
[Ding! Damage immunity effect increased by 0.2%]
The system’s voice rang out!
Vir was immediately stunned.
Holy shit! Just one bite! Such a small bite and the notifications are already popping up!
If he ended up eating this old man whole… wouldn’t he just ascend on the spot!?
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve earned 200,000 negative points!]
Another notification sounded.
Vir wasn’t surprised anymore.
A smile began to creep onto his face.
It was… the smile of someone about to devour you!
And this was just some chest meat! If that was already this good, how could he not keep going?
Meanwhile, everyone else watched as Vir actually ate it.
Their brows furrowed tightly—this was truly hard to watch!
He really ate it!
And… and he seemed even more enraptured than that Chiba kid!
Sengoku and the others looked utterly shocked.
First one guy, now another. This situation made them wonder:
Was human meat really that delicious?
Or were these guys just a bunch of absolute perverts?
Fine, we get it—we were wrong.
How dare we question your perversion…
Kizaru was still stuck in his “Kowai ne” state.
Aokiji had already put on his eye mask.
He couldn’t watch anymore.
What the hell was this? Back when Vir was messing with him, it wasn’t this twisted, right?
What made this guy start eating people now?
Eating with stars in your eyes, eating with grease dripping down your chin.
Even Lucky Roux, standing beside Shanks, felt nauseous.
The green-clad man’s plump body looked quite appetizing.
He’d been happily gnawing on a large drumstick earlier.
But now… he couldn’t bring himself to take another bite…
How could Vir eat that? Was he really that hungry?
Lucky Roux thought blankly.
As for Kaido over there—no need to elaborate.
He’d just made a bet with his daughter to strengthen their relationship.
But now?
’Holy shit! Is this guy even human?’
’I’m looking for a son-in-law! Not a gourmet!’
This was getting out of hand—Kaido now prayed Vir could actually heal Whitebeard.
’If this guy fails and I hand my daughter over, I’d have to check their room every night!’
’Because if I’m late, he might already be wiping his mouth!’
’That would literally be eating her up and not taking responsibility!’
’How could he be such a freak? Such a good-looking kid, too. Handsome as hell.’
’Why’s he gotta be a freak?’
’Of all things! You eat people! Even I don’t do that!’
While Kaido was breaking down…
Whitebeard, the person involved, was even more distraught.
Whitebeard thought, whatever, just eat! It’s fine!
He’d be healed afterward anyway.
No big deal!
But when he actually saw Vir carve a piece of flesh from him and chew it…
He couldn’t suppress the disgust.
This guy.
Was a freaking psycho!
Especially because—due to the rope connecting them—he could still feel the meat being chewed in Vir’s mouth!
This was truly unbearable.
Coincidentally, Whitebeard was currently in soul form.
And Vir was eating the soul of his injuries.
What a coincidence! So after being cut off, Whitebeard could still feel everything happening to that flesh.
Whitebeard barely suppressed his nausea.
But when he looked again…
One of his eyes was already on Vir’s fork…
Seeing his now one-eyed self.
Feeling the piercing pain as something stabbed into his eyeball.
Watching Vir pop it into his mouth, chewing repeatedly…
Feeling his eyeball burst open in that mouth…
Whitebeard… was truly about to break!
This guy—a doctor?!
NOT A DOCTOR AT ALL!
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve earned 400,000 negative points!]
[Ding! Congratulations host for obtaining 0.3% damage immunity effect!]
[Ding…]
The feast continued.
Vir ate from head to toe, bite after bite.
Like a madman who’d starved for decades.
He started with utensils, but soon began tearing with his bare hands!
Tearing out a heart here, ripping lungs there.
Grabbing ears, scratching cheeks.
The scene was a bloody mess, with Vir’s mouth dripping with ’juices’.
This completely terrified everyone present.
’Holy shit!’
’I underestimated him before!’
’I’m such a fool! How could I still misjudge him!’
’This isn’t just a freak—this is the ancestral freak that would make other freaks kneel in worship!’
Eating with utensils was hard enough to accept.
But this was so much worse!
Kaido’s bull-like eyes were now widened to their limits.
’Well, I underestimated you again.’
’If you entered our family, nothing would remain, right?’
’Is this human? Is this even human? Is this guy human?’
Kaido almost pointed at Vir, looking around at the equally stunned crowd, his face the picture of frantic anxiety.
So agitated he was nearly speechless…
Soon, Vir was nearly done eating.
Given his speed, devouring a six-meter-tall Whitebeard didn’t take long.
Just as he was about to check how much he’d earned from this meal, he noticed something off with Jozu’s toy.
Taking a closer look.
Whitebeard, practically squished into a ball in there, looked like his spirit was fading.
What’s wrong?
It’s just two million negative points.
And you’re already drained?
After closer inspection, Vir found the issue.
Between Vir’s earlier kick, this cramped environment, and the violent feast…
Whitebeard’s soul was genuinely drained!
Damn!
While not a serious problem—
At worst, he’d recover in a weakened state needing rest.
But… this meant Whitebeard wouldn’t be fully healed.
Left in a sickly condition.
Would the system even count this as successful treatment…?
Vir was stressing over this.
Little did he know, this little hiccup was about to drive Kaido into an even deeper breakdown…
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