One Piece: Don't Worry, I'm a Doctor - Chapter 394: Vir’s Most Confused Episode Yet
Chapter 394: Chapter 394: Vir’s Most Confused Episode Yet
In the room, Shirahoshi looked at the stamp in her hand, feeling quite troubled.
Where should she stamp it… And it mustn’t be seen by anyone.
Hmm…
Where wouldn’t anyone see it?
The only place that wouldn’t be seen is… there…
Shirahoshi, being a mermaid, wore only a single piece of clothing—her undergarments.
Her lower half was a fish tail, leaving little to cover.
So, if she wanted a spot no one would see, there was only that place.
Without overthinking, Shirahoshi slowly began removing her clothes…
Meanwhile, Vir, who had stepped out to calm himself after the absurdity of the system’s latest “gift”, soon returned.
That damn system was really pushing his limits as a host.
But the moment he arrived, he saw Shirahoshi’s massive figure standing at the entrance, speaking with King Neptune.
Vir’s expression stiffened.
Oh no… Did Shirahoshi come out to complain?
If so, his reputation as a total creep would be cemented!
As he got closer, though, he realized that wasn’t the case—at least, their expressions seemed normal.
Approaching them, Vir awkwardly cleared his throat.
“Ahem… So, Shirahoshi, did you finish the first step?”
His eyes darted around as he spoke, avoiding direct eye contact.
Hearing this, Shirahoshi smiled and nodded. “Yes! I already—”
“Good, good! That’s enough! No need to elaborate!”
Vir hastily cut her off before she could continue and pulled out the GG Staff, handing it to her.
“Now, for the second step! Just hold this up high and shout, ’GG Boom!’ Then, you’ll officially become a glorious, ordinary citizen!”
Shirahoshi blinked in confusion as she took the small staff from his hand.
Just like this… She can become human?
Is this tiny thing really that powerful?
Jinbe and Neptune stared intently, but no matter how hard they looked, they couldn’t detect anything special about it.
It wasn’t that they doubted Vir’s ability to turn a mermaid into a human—but in their minds, such a thing required complex procedures and strict conditions.
Yet here he was, claiming that just holding a stick and shouting would change her entire race?
Was this really possible?
And… what even was ’ordinary citizen’?
They’d never heard of such a thing. Was it some weird human subgroup?
A job? A title? What?
Completely baffled, they had no clue.
But if Vir said it would work, then it probably would.
Shirahoshi, equally puzzled, stared at the mysterious staff in her hands.
Shout ’GG Boom’…
What a strange condition.
And in front of so many people… Isn’t that a bit embarrassing?
Her fingers tightened around the stick.
For someone as socially anxious as her, this was no small challenge.
As a fellow introvert, Jinbe could totally relate.
Making Shirahoshi shout something… Her voice has probably never gone above 80 decibels in her entire life.
“V-Vir-sama… C-Can I… say it a little quieter?”
Shirahoshi clutched the staff tightly, her face full of nervousness.
But Vir had no choice—the instructions were clear.
Though how loud it needed to be, he wasn’t sure.
“Uh… Just try it first. It probably needs to be loud, but I don’t know the exact volume.”
Hearing this, Shirahoshi’s grip tightened even more.
Her breathing grew uneven, her face flushing red.
She really didn’t want to do this.
But…
If she became human, she could go anywhere without facing discrimination…
Lowering her head, Shirahoshi steeled herself.
Then, slowly, she raised the staff…
And—
“G… G… boom?”
The whisper was so faint that Vir barely registered it.
Huh?
Did she… just say something?
He didn’t hear a thing…
“Uh, that’s not quite—”
[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You’ve earned 80,000 negative points!]
Before Vir could finish, the system’s notification chimed in!
Vir froze.
What?!
He stared at Shirahoshi, who was now burying her face in her hands, steam practically rising from her head.
You’re telling me… that counted for Negative Points?!
He didn’t even hear her! And she’s already feeling negative?!
Was extreme embarrassment a negative emotion now?
This actually works?!
But before he could even process it—
Shirahoshi’s body began to change.
Her massive frame started shrinking.
Her long fish tail gradually shortened.
Her translucent pink fins receded.
Soon, her tail began splitting down the middle—
And her height dropped by nearly three meters.
Vir’s brain short-circuited.
No way, bro!!
System, are you kidding me? Is she your favorite daughter or something?
That counted as completed?! THIS actually worked?!
He was flabbergasted.
In his experience, any item that required a specific action to activate demanded that action be performed to the extreme.
For example, if it said “shout”, Vir would bet anything that anyone else would’ve had to scream their lungs out for it to work.
But Shirahoshi?
That whisper was enough?!
What kind of double standard was this?!
But as shocked as he was, Vir quickly noticed something critical.
Wait—Shirahoshi’s body shrank, but her CLOTHES DIDN’T!
Her top, now far too big for her, hung loosely—
And on the side of her chest, he caught a glimpse of a very familiar mark that had shifted due to her shrinking size.
His eyes widened.
Without hesitation, he summoned a portal and yeeted Jinbe and Neptune out of there.
But the moment they vanished—
Shirahoshi’s transformation sped up.
In seconds, her tail fully split into a pair of slender, pale legs—
Her fins became tiny, pink feet—
And her height settled to match Vir’s.
Which meant one thing:
Her clothes couldn’t keep up.
The once-fitted garment now draped over her like a tent, covering both of them.
Vir admitted he saw “something”.
But he immediately turned away—
Yanking off his coat, he threw it at her.
His face burning, Vir cursed the system in his mind.
Damn you, System! You made her shrink but didn’t adjust her clothes?!
I almost got a nosebleed!
He wiped his nose.
Then looked at his hand.
…Oh.
It was covered in blood.
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