Reincarnated With A Glitched System: Why Is My MP Not Running Out? - Chapter 1987: A Crazy Little Idea

Chapter 1987: A Crazy Little Idea

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“It’s already max level! Strength! What the hell?” Strength shrugged and gave me a thumbs-up. She was clearly growing more sentient with each level, I could see it happening, and it was honestly awesome.

“You did exercise a lot while forging us, master,” Scarlet said. “Ten levels just for forging two divine weapons would have been way too low. Max level feels completely fair.”

“Yeah, if it had only given ten levels you should have filed a complaint with the system,” Sapphire added.

“I see. I guess you’re right,” I nodded. Sapphire and Scarlet stepped closer and squeezed me between them. Their large breasts pressed against my face constantly. “Eugh, please give me some space… I need my personal space—not that I’m complaining, I love this, but… Aquarina might get mad if you do this in front of her!”

“Hm? Why?” Scarlet tilted her head. “We’re just your divine weapons, right?”

“Yeah!” Sapphire nodded. “We’ve always stuck together with you. What’s wrong now?”

They were genuinely clueless! They had taken such sexy, erotic forms and didn’t even realize how alluring they were. What the hell?

“Anyway, did you rest well, master?” Scarlet asked, smiling warmly. Her blazing red hair and eyes gleamed brightly as her lips drew near my face. “Mooch, mooch! Here are your good-work kisses. Mooch!” She peppered my entire face with kisses again, leaving me covered in lipstick marks.

“Hey, that’s not fair! Me too!” Sapphire said indignantly. She wrapped me in her big, muscular arms and kissed me all over my face as well. “Mooch, mooch! Master is so cute! Mooch!”

“Uwaaaah!” I cried out, torn between bliss and guilt. “P-Please, enough… Eugh…”

I started tearing up a little, overwhelmed. They were too much—they were literally going to kill me. God, someone help me.

…

After ten full minutes of being kissed senseless by my own divine weapons, they finally gave me a break. Of course, I ended up absolutely covered in red and blue lipstick marks. For some reason they even had lipstick—how did that even work? Was it part of their goddess transformation?

Anyway, Alice got jealous and scolded them on my behalf. I was too weak to tell them myself—Sapphire and Scarlet were my beloved weapons, so I could only let them shower me with affection…

“I’m sorry, master. We didn’t understand the boundaries thing…” Scarlet apologized.

“Hugging, kissing, and feeling each other’s warmth feels so nice and new. We were just metal before—well, technically we still are,” Sapphire said.

“I know, I know. It’s fine. Let’s put that behind us, girls,” I nodded. I floated up using a spell so I could pat their heads—they were too tall otherwise. “You’re good girls regardless, and I love you both very much.”

“Master!”

“You do? I love you too!”

Scarlet and Sapphire reacted like clingy children. They burst into happy tears when I said I loved them like family, then hugged me again and…

“Hey, enough! Stop kissing my face—Ahhh! You kissed my lips! Those are only for Aquarina!”

“S-Sorry!”

“Haaa… well, let’s get going. The dungeon’s cleared now, so we should meet up with everyone else,” I sighed, finally escaping their grasp. “Return to your weapon forms now. You can go back to humanoid forms once I allow it and once I explain what happened to you. It would be shocking if they found out I had two super-goddesses with me. Armageddon, you too—return to your realm.”

“Aw! Come on… I wanted to snuggle and kiss some more!” Scarlet complained.

“Scarlet, we’re a sword and a shield at the end of the day, so let’s return,” Sapphire said.

Both quickly reverted to their weapon forms—though they still looked resplendent and unmistakably divine.

“Ok.” Armageddon vanished into flames and reappeared in her divine realm, where she continued managing her little pocket universe. She already had many divine children she was raising into Fire Spirit Gods, which would only strengthen our growing pantheon.

Well, Scarlet and Sapphire were literal goddesses—no, super-goddesses—so our divine pantheon had just gained two incredibly powerful new members.

“Alright! Let’s head back to the surface!” I nodded, walking through the corridors and noticing how the dungeon was already healing itself.

The curse was completely gone now, and the dungeon’s automatic restoration system had activated. As I moved, an interesting idea occurred to me, one I really wanted to try.

“Hey, what if we use a System Seed on the dungeon and turn it into one of my Dungeon Floors without anyone knowing?” I asked.

“…”

“…”

“…”

“…”

They all stared at me in dead silence.

But yeah—why not? I had never considered it before, but it seemed technically possible.

System Seeds connected directly to the System, and Armageddon had already turned one floor into her own domain.

“I never thought about it, but what do you suggest? Creating a connection?” Alice asked.

“We’d have to keep the dungeon here, though,” I said. “But at the same time, through space and time, I would become the new ruler—not the Evil God of Dungeons.”

“Wait, I see!” Alice said. “You’re suggesting we usurp ownership from the god? With so many dungeons under him… he might not even notice until it’s too late.”

“He grows stronger through dungeons. If we steal them from him over time, won’t he grow weaker?” I wondered. “Yeah, it’ll take forever, but… I mean, we might as well try and see what happens, right?”

“Yes…” she agreed. “For that, we would need to access the Dungeon Core.”

Dungeon Cores were usually crystallized concentrations of Mana deep within dungeons. Most dungeons functioned like living beings—the core served as both heart and brain, containing all the inputs needed for the system to operate.

Shattering a Dungeon Core would destroy the dungeon, but that was nearly impossible. First, cores were hidden in special, indestructible chambers. Second, the cores themselves were virtually indestructible.

But not to someone capable of distorting and annihilating Mana—much less someone who could cut through space itself.

Heh.

“Y-You suggest we do this?” Ignatius asked.

“Sylphy, why don’t we think carefully before we enrage that monster again?” Furoh asked.

“I know you’re worried, but didn’t he already invade my dungeon? We’re already enemies—he’s openly stated he wants to kill me,” I sighed. “So I might as well fight back… in my own way.”

“…Hah!” Beelzebub laughed. “Hahahahaha! Yeah! That’s right! You’re absolutely right, Sylph! That’s the true fighting spirit of demons burning in your heart! Curse’s sacrifice can’t be in vain! Remember—he died because of that bastard!”

“Yeah, you’re right!” I nodded firmly. “Alright—Dungeon Core, where are you… Ah, over there?”

My divine eyes easily traced the flow of Mana through the dungeon. We took an entirely different route and headed toward the strongest concentration of energy.

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