Solo Farming In The Tower - Chapter 651: I’ll Roll You Around Good and Proper.

TL: Hanguk
Destruction Sejun’s mental world.
Boom! Boom!
Ultra-Giant Destruction Sejun and Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 2 were exchanging blows, fighting each other.
And then
Crunch. Crunch.
“Hehehe. Dad, popcorn tastes good even here!”
“Hehehe. Eat a lot, my Cuengi.”
“Okay!”
Sejun watched the two fight while eating popcorn with Cuengi.“Puhuhut. Churu is delicious, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. The honey peanuts are yummy too!”
“Pip-pip. The coconut Sejun-nim gave me is also delicious!”
“Roasted and dried sweet potato is the best!”
Of course, the rest of the group also watched the fight while snacking.
“Butler! Give me more roasted and dried sweet potato!”
Hehe. Food eaten in a mental world doesn’t make you gain weight, so I should eat a lot.
“Okay…”
Overwhelmed by Blackie’s fearsome presence that was different from reality, Sejun obediently offered up the roasted and dried sweet potato.
While Sejun and the others watched the battle of the two giant Sejuns while munching on snacks,
Thud. Thud.
The tide turned, and Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 2 started getting beaten one-sidedly. No matter how much his size had grown, he still fell short in both strength and bulk against Ultra-Giant Destruction Sejun.
“Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 2, hang in there, meow! I, Vice Chairman Theo, did not raise you to be weak, meow!”
As Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 2 was pushed back, Theo became furious.
Swoosh.
With Light Speed Meow-Step, he instantly moved from Sejun’s knee to the knee of Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 2.
Flash.
He placed his dazzling golden front paw on the knee of Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 2.
Then
Rumble.
Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 2 began growing in size and strength.
“Oh. Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 2 is gaining power with Coach Theo’s support!”
Unaware that a huge amount of money from his Void Storage was being burned and funneled into Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 2, Sejun excitedly played commentator.
A little while later.
Only after Theo burned three-quarters of the treasures from Sejun’s Void Storage did Super-Giant Chairman Park No. 2 awaken into Ultra-Giant Chairman Park No. 2.
He now had similar size and strength to Ultra-Giant Destruction Sejun.
On top of that, Ultra-Giant Chairman Park No. 2 also enhanced his Battle Aura to boost his combat power.
Koooo.
A thick red Battle Aura rose from Ultra-Giant Chairman Park No. 2’s body.
“Puhuhut. Ultra-Giant Chairman Park No. 2, go give him a good beating, meow!”
Thud. Thud.
With Theo’s encouragement, Ultra-Giant Chairman Park No. 2 charged at Ultra-Giant Destruction Sejun again.
Meanwhile
Fwoosh.
The corruption that had been infiltrating Ultra-Giant Destruction Sejun’s body began to burn and disappear little by little under Sejun’s gaze.
While the two Ultra-Giant Sejuns fought for a long time, the corruption was completely erased by Sejun.
Thud. Thud.
After communicating through their bodies with their fists for a long time, Ultra-Giant Destruction Sejun and Ultra-Giant Chairman Park No. 2 began to feel a strange sense of kinship.
Naturally so. Their opponent was, after all, themselves.
By observing each other’s expressions and gestures, they could understand what the other was thinking and feeling.
And then
Handsome Sejun, let’s not fight.
Yeah. Handsome Sejun. I feel like we really click.
At some point, the two Ultra-Giant Sejuns clasped hands like arm wrestlers, and their hearts became one.
As their hearts united
Flash.
Light exploded from their bodies, and they began to merge into one, transforming into an even larger Sejun.
And then
[Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun’s two avatars have merged into one, becoming Destruction Sejun, the God of Destruction.][You have achieved the great feat of creation of possessing a transcendent-level avatar.]
[This avatar is beyond the capacity of Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun’s abilities.]
[The reward for achieving the great feat of creation has been significantly reduced.]
[As a reward for the great feat of creation, your Divinity has increased by 10.]
[Destruction Sejun, the God of Destruction, avatar of Black Tower Tower’s Farmer Park Sejun, will act independently until the main body grows.]
Messages appeared before Sejun.
“What?”
Sejun looked at the message in confusion.
‘Why did they become friends after hitting each other, and then become a god?’
What about me?!
This time, with only his avatar becoming a god and he himself left behind as a mere chump, Sejun felt wronged.
But what bothered him even more was
Why don’t they become friends with me?
The fact that they became friends with each other while ignoring him, the main body.
Are these guys disrespecting the main body?!
Just as Sejun was getting angry at being disregarded by his own avatars,
“Hahaha. Main body Park Sejun, grow stronger and see you next time. Here’s a gift.”
Destruction Sejun, the God of Destruction, spoke to Sejun and
Snap.
Snapped his fingers.
And then
[Destruction Sejun, the God of Destruction, has bestowed the Blessing of Destruction upon Black Tower’s Tower Farmer Park Sejun.][For the next week, everything your hands touch, except yourself, will be destroyed.]
A red aura enveloped Sejun as the blessing took hold.
But
“Everything I touch gets destroyed?”
Then how do I farm?! How do I cook?!
To Sejun, it was basically a curse.
“Then, see you next time.”
“Wa-”
Sejun hurriedly tried to tell him to cancel the blessing,
“-ait! Huh?!”
But by then, Sejun’s consciousness had already returned to reality.
At that moment,
Crack.
The wooden branch Sejun had been supporting himself on shattered under his hand, and he plummeted downward.
Thud.
Sejun instinctively reached out and grabbed another vine nearby, but
Crack.
104.28.193.250
That, too, broke in his grasp, and he began falling again.
Ah, right! The Blessing of Destruction!
Sejun realized he wasn’t supposed to touch anything with his hands because of the Blessing of Destruction.
Ugh. Why give me something so troublesome!
Annoyed at Destruction Sejun,
Thud.
He kicked his leg hard into a branch, lodging it in and stopping his fall.
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, what are you doing here, meow?”
Theo, now hanging from Sejun’s knee at some point, looked curiously at Sejun, who was dangling upside down from the branch.
“It’s because of the Blessing of Destruction. Iona, can you pull me up?”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Yes.”
With Iona’s magic, Sejun was safely lifted back to where the group was.
“Listen up, everyone. Because of the Blessing of Destruction, I can’t pet any of you for a week.”
He made an important announcement to the group.
But
“Puhuhut. This body cannot be harmed by the Blessing of Destruction, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. That’s right!”
Kueng!
Kking!
None of them seemed even slightly bothered.
“I’m telling you, anything I touch gets destroyed.”
Crack.
Sejun touched a vine with his hand, and it crumbled to show them.
Kuehehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehe. Dad, try touching Cuengi’s fur!]
Cuengi laughed like it was nothing, plucked out some of his fur, and handed it to Sejun.
And then
“Huh?!”
Why isn’t it destroyed?
The fur that touched Sejun’s hand remained completely intact.
Kueng!
[Cuengi’s fur is stronger than Dad’s Blessing of Destruction!]
Cuengi easily cleared up Sejun’s confusion.
“Oh.”
So not everything gets destroyed.
That’s right. If everything I touched was destroyed, that would be a real curse.
Relieved that he could still touch his companions safely, Sejun confirmed it by touching each of their furs one by one.
Kking!
[Butler! Great Blackie hurts!]
Of course, this didn’t apply to the Blackie Family. While not destroyed, they definitely felt pain.
“Puhuhut.”
Kuehehehe.
Thanks to that, while the older brothers received Sejun’s pets, the Blackie Family could only watch.
The Great Blackie will become even stronger!
The Blackie Family resolved to begin special training.
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot.”
Meanwhile, Iona was knitting with magic.
When Sejun said he wanted to seal the Blessing of Destruction by making gloves out of Theo and Cuengi’s fur,
“I’ll make them!”
Iona eagerly stepped forward.
And
Theo-nim’s fur is all mine!
She kept Theo’s fur for herself and used her own and Cuengi’s to make gloves for Sejun.
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Sejun-nim, they’re all done!”
“Yeah. Thanks.”
Hmm? Why is there no yellow?
As Sejun was putting on the red-and-white gloves Iona made,
“Meow! I forgot about the pull, meow!”
Theo suddenly sprang up and disappeared, only to reappear shortly after holding a small white slab that had been buried in the Tears of Destruction.
And then
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, take this, meow!”
Theo handed the slab to Sejun.
“What is it?”
Sejun took the slab and examined it.
[System 371 Access Device]→ ???
→ You must enter the password to view the hidden contents of the access device and learn how to access [System 371].
So this lets me access [System 371]?
“No way… is it that system that screwed me over?!”
Got you now, you bastard!
“Open sesame!”
Sejun blurted out the first password that came to mind.
And then
[Password has been entered.][…]
[Password matches.]
[You may now view the hidden contents of the System 371 Access Device.]
A beat later, the message appeared confirming the password matched.
It had taken some time because [System 371], in order to curry favor with Sejun, had reconfigured the password to what he just said.
“Huh?”
That was the password?!
Sejun was flustered to have guessed it correctly on the first try.
Am I a genius?
He immediately got cocky.
“Meow?!”
Chairman Park’s face is turning ugly again, meow!
Theo hurriedly stomped on Sejun’s face, and as Sejun lay there getting stepped on by Theo, he checked the access device’s contents again.
Then
[System 371 Access Device]→ A access device to access [System 371].
→ While in possession, the System 371 access device distorts causality by 1% in favor of the holder. (However, distorting causality consumes the holder’s magic power.)
→ To access [System 371], three access codes are required.
→ Creator: Hidden
→ Grade: Unmeasurable
Completely different information appeared.
[A quest has occurred.][Quest: Please collect the three codes required to access [System 371].]
Code 1 (0/1)
Code 2 (0/1)
Code 3 (0/1)
Reward: You will be able to give me commands!
At the same time, a quest message appeared.
Able to give ‘me’ commands?
Is that “me” referring to the system itself?
“Heheh. Just wait until I collect all the access codes. I’ll roll you around good and proper.”
Sejun grinned, excited by the thought of putting the system through the wringer.
But
“So where are the codes?”
……
For now, it looked like Sejun was the one who’d be rolling first.
Once everything had settled down
“You guys will be living here from now on.”
Sejun relocated all the Destruction Devourers and Destruction Pioneers from the 1st floor of the 10th Tower to the Plant Planet.
It was now more efficient to eliminate the Energy of Destruction on the Plant Planet than in the 10th Tower.
“I should use Leviathan’s body today too.”
Clang.
Sejun opened his Void Storage to take out Leviathan’s body.
He was planning to plant more Sky-reaching Bean to make the Plant Planet even larger and sturdier, but
“Huh? Where did all my treasures go?!”
Sejun screamed as he looked at the now-empty Void Storage.
Squish. Squish.
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, I burned them earlier for Ultra-Giant Chairman Park No. 2, meow!”
Theo, who had been squishing Sejun’s face, kindly informed him where the treasures had gone.
“Ah…”
Since they won thanks to Theo, Sejun couldn’t say anything and just sighed.
Rumble.
With a defeated expression, Sejun pulled out Leviathan’s body.
[You Are a Field (Master) is activated.][You have planted Sky-reaching Bean in the body of Leviathan, the serpent that summons tsunamis and 12th seat of the Apostles of Destruction.]
…
..
.
Sejun diligently planted the Sky-reaching Bean in Leviathan’s body.
A little while later
[You have defeated Leviathan, the serpent that summons tsunamis and 12th seat of the Apostles of Destruction.][You have gained 2 trillion experience points.]
[You have leveled up.]
[You have gained 1 bonus stat.]
[Strength has increased by 30.]
[Strength potential has increased by 1%.]
…
..
.
After Leviathan’s body disappeared, Sejun leveled up once.
Ah… my treasures…
“Guys, let’s go home.”
With the group in tow, Sejun trudged back to the 99th floor of the Black Tower.
“Sejun-nim, welcome back!”
Toryong, who had returned from Tartarus, greeted Sejun warmly.
And then
“What?! You know where the gods who committed crimes hid their treasures?!”
Sejun shouted in excitement at what Toryong said.
“Yes!”
Sejun-nim, I’m capable, right?!
Toryong responded proudly.
“Hehehe. Good job, Toryong.”
Thankfully, it looked like Sejun would be able to fill his Void Storage with treasures again.
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