Solo Farming In The Tower - Chapter 7: Welcome to the Kindergarten of Destruction! (7)
TL: Hanguk
PR: MiniPixelZ
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“Nice…”
The Creator God, lying on a sunbed without a single worry, was spending a leisurely time for the first time in his life.
“……”
For several days, he had been blankly staring at the ocean.
Anyone who saw this might ask if this was really a vacation, but for the Creator God, doing absolutely nothing, not thinking, not acting, was the best rest and vacation that extended his lifespan.
At that moment
“Hmm?”This is?!
A powerful energy interrupted the Creator God’s rest.
An all too familiar energy.
The Creator God jumped up and followed that energy.
Cjup. Cjup. Cjup.
There, nestled in a crack between rocks, a baby was nonchalantly sucking its thumb.
[Child of Creation Tainted by Destruction]
It was one of the children that Taecho had driven out to another world.
“Sigh.”
I came all the way here to rest…
The Creator God let out a deep sigh and,
“Just hold on a bit. I’ll take you somewhere nice.”
He headed to Earth with the baby.
A little while later.
The Creator God placed the child in front of the Kindergarten of Destruction.
This kid’s name is Cervantes.
He left a note.
And then
Ding-dong.
Sejun, I’m counting on you!
He rang the bell and ran away.
***
“The youngest is here!”
“The youngest came in!”
“Great Teacher Blackie said it’s a good thing when a youngest comes!”
With the addition of the thumb-sucking baby, things got noisy. After having breakfast and playing a bit, it was already lunchtime.
While Sejun was putting the well-fed children to sleep for a short break
Ding-dong.
The doorbell rang again.
I won’t miss it this time!
104.28.193.250
Wadadadada.
Sejun hurriedly ran out to catch the Creator God who had left a baby and ran after ringing the bell.
“Huh? Tae-jun nim?”
“Hahaha. Hello.”
“Hello.”
What Sejun encountered was Han Tae-jun and Kim Dong-sik.
They had come to greet Sejun, who had decided to stay in Korea for the time being.
“Please come in.”
Sejun let them in and shared coffee brewed by Cuengi as they chatted.
“Sejun nim, if you ever plan to travel to another country, please contact me. I’ll have a helicopter and private jet ready right away.”
“Really? Then I’ll definitely let you know.”
“Sejun, why would you take a plane? I can fly you myself.”
Aileen looked displeased, wondering why he would use such things when she was around.
“I’ve never ridden a helicopter, and I’d like to try a private jet at least once…”
“Well, if you want to, Sejun… Fine. Ride it. I, the great Black Dragon Aileen Pritani, am generous, so I’ll understand.”
Seeing Sejun’s disappointed expression, she gave a look saying she’d let it slide.
“Yeah! Thanks!”
While Sejun, Aileen, and Han Tae-jun were chatting,
“Puhuhut. Dong-sik, give me your smartphone, meow!”
Theo spoke to Dong-sik.
“Smartphone? Why do you need that?”
“Puhuhut. I think you said before that I could know about Earth’s news with that, meow!”
“Ah. To watch the news? But you need to know Hangul, have you learned it?”
“Dong-sik, are you looking down on me, Vice Chairman Theo, meow?! I, Vice Chairman Theo, am a cat who can even write his name in Hangul, meow!”
[Park Theo]
“Puhuhut. Did you see that, meow?!”
Theo proudly carved his name on the wall with his claws.
“Alright, I got it. Here.”
So cute.
Thinking Theo was adorable, Dong-sik handed over his smartphone.
“Puhuhut”
Theo began watching Earth’s news.
He especially searched for news about Sejun’s crops.
[This news is paid content that requires payment.]
[A payment of 10,000 won is required.]
As he browsed, a payment alert popped up.
“Dong-sik, pay for this, meow!”
“Okay.”
As soon as Dong-sik gave a thumbs-up, the payment went through.
While Theo was watching the news like that:
-Harvard University’s Stomach Cancer Center in the U.S. mobilized every method, but still failed to uncover the stomach cancer treatment mechanism of the Power Potato…
-The Plum of Deep Sleep, recently sold at the Black Tower, is gaining massive popularity among insomnia patients. Many of those who took the Plum of Deep Sleep reported…
-Movement to monopolize crops inside the Black Tower detected. Due to this, crop prices have skyrocketed 10 times this year alone…
-The price of the Magical Cherry Tomato has doubled just this month…
-Due to the skyrocketing price, over 100 times, of the essential exam item, the Magical Peanut, parents in Daechi-dong are sighing in distress… (TL Note: Magical Peanut helps in memory.)
“Meow?!”
How dare they sell the crops of the great hybrid Chairman Park at a higher price than me, Vice Chairman Theo, meow?!
Unforgivable, meow!
The news that enraged Theo appeared one after another.
The one who should be selling Sejun’s crops at the highest price had to be himself, Sejun’s right-hand man.
Selling it high meant he was capable.
This was a challenge against him, the Vice Chairman of Sejun Company.
“Chairman Park, I’m heading out for a bit, meow!”
“Okay. But don’t cause trouble. You know that, right?”
“Puhuhut. Got it, meow! Iona, let’s go, meow!”
“Kyoot?! Yes!”
At Theo’s call, Iona rushed over in a fluster and grabbed onto Theo’s tail.
Then
“Puhuhut. Dong-sik, this smartphone now belongs to me, Vice Chairman Theo, meow!”
Theo grabbed Dong-sik’s smartphone and vanished.
Thus Dong-sik became destined to pay Theo’s communication and shopping bills for life.
“Huh?”
[Park Theo ♡ Ion]
Are they about to get noodles or something?
Then I guess the future bills will be wedding gifts.
Dong-sik grinned as he spotted the unfinished letters Iona had tried to carve. Not knowing the astronomical costs that would soon be charged.
***
First floor of the Black Tower.
“Sorry. We’re sold out.”
“What?! Already?!”
“No way. We just got stock an hour ago and it’s gone already?!”
“Is this another case of hoarding?”
“Don’t you think this is too much?! Think about the people waiting in line behind you!”
“Yeah! We waited for 20 hours yesterday afternoon! Can’t you show a little consideration?!”
“That’s right! Hoarding is one thing, but this is ridiculous! If you buy everything, what are the rest of us supposed to buy?!”
The area turned chaotic with the Hunters’ fury at not being able to buy Sejun’s crops.
At that moment
Thump. Thump.
“Quiet!”
The commotion instantly died down as the Black Bear members of the Kueng Faction, in charge of security, appeared.
But that only solved the immediate outburst. The first floor of the Black Tower remained tense like a powder keg on the verge of explosion, due to a few powers massively hoarding Sejun’s crops lately.
As Sejun’s crops flowing into the market decreased, their prices skyrocketed beyond imagination, and Hunters who could only watch helplessly were boiling inside.
It was the work of massive capital forces. They were moving to monopolize Sejun’s crops.
Among those forces was also Gagel. (TL: Oh they survived? :surprised_pikachu_face:)
When signs of crop monopolization by large capital appeared, Gagel, who had been quietly keeping a low profile due to Michael’s earlier mishap, also began to act silently but aggressively.
However, their plan was shattered by Theo’s appearance.
Puhuhut. You humans, I’ll show you the power of me, Vice Chairman Theo, meow!
But where do I sell them, meow?
Leaving the Kindergarten of Destruction, Theo was pondering where to sell Sejun’s crops when
“Meow?!”
That’s right, meow! They said I could deliver news to people with this, meow!
He recalled the Hunters in the Tower taking his photo.
So, holding up the smartphone
“This is it, meow?”
Poke. Poke.
He started tapping on the apps. But as it was his first time using a smartphone, he couldn’t launch the app he wanted.
At that moment
“Huh?! It’s Theo!”
As Serang was leaving the house for her schedule, she approached Theo.
“Puhuhut. Serang, good to see you, meow! I have something to tell the world through this, meow! Please help me spread the news quickly, meow!”
“Oh. You want to do a livestream? Got it.”
Serang launched her Stargram app and started a livestream.
“Hello everyone. Today I started this live stream because Theo here has something he wants to say to everyone.”
“Puhuhut. Serang, should I speak here, meow?”
“Yeah. First, say hi to everyone.”
“Puhuhut. Greetings, humans, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. Nice to see you!”
-Wow! Theo’s on Serang’s livestream!
-Really?! I’m a Theo fan!
-I’ve gotta go watch now!
Theo’s usual fans who heard the news that Theo had appeared began flocking to Serang’s livestream channel.
Then
“Theo, what is it you wanted to say to people?”
Serang continued the conversation while casually hosting. Somehow, it turned into something like a Theo fan meeting.
“Puhuhut. Humans! There will be an auction for the great hybrid Chairman Park’s crops, meow! Come quick and buy them, meow!”
“Wow! Really?! Are you selling directly in Korea now?!”
“Puhuhut. That’s right, meow! The one who sells Chairman Park’s crops at the highest price is none other than me, meow!”
“But there are a lot of questions asking who the hamster next to Theo is.”
“Puhuhut. This is my girlfriend, Iona, meow!”
“Kyoot kyoot kyoot. I’m Iona.”
-Oh! The hamster next to him is cute too!
-I’m an Iona fan starting today!
-This rotten world! Even a cat’s dating a hamster, but I…
While Iona’s fan club was spontaneously forming,
“Oh?! Vice Chairman Theo is on a livestream!”
“What?! Livestream?! Why there?!”
“He says he’s going to hold an auction!”
“Where is it?!”
“It’s in Hannam-dong, Seoul, Korea!”
“Get the private jet ready immediately!”
Giant capitalists and hunters from around the world who watched the broadcast began gathering in Hannam-dong, Seoul.
“Puhuhut. Sold out, meow!”
Of course, by that time, the crops had already sold out due to the people who rushed in after hearing the news.
***
“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, I, Vice Chairman Theo, made a lot of money, meow!”
When Theo came back about an hour later holding bundles of cash,
“Hey! Where’d you steal that from?!”
Sejun first reacted with suspicion.
“I didn’t steal it, meow! I earned it through an auction, meow!”
“Kyoo- it’s true! Don’t doubt Theo nim! He earned it by selling your crops, Sejun nim!”
Theo and Iona strongly protested.
“All right. Iona, calm down first.”
As Iona reached the 1st stage of angry kyoo, Sejun quickly tried to calm things down and continued speaking while hiding behind Aileen.
“We were actually having a headache due to people hoarding Sejun nim’s crops these days, so please continue selling crops in Korea from now on.”
Meanwhile, Han Tae-jun, who had received a report from the Awakeners Association that Theo had been selling Sejun’s crops outside, made a request to Sejun.
It would help curb the price hike and also show that the relationship between Sejun and Korea wasn’t bad, just by having him sell crops in Korea.
“Yes. That sounds good. Vice Chairman Theo, sorry for doubting you.”
After accepting Han Tae-jun’s proposal, Sejun apologized to Theo.
“Puhuhut. If you’re sorry, give me 100-year knee monopoly rights, meow!”
Never one to miss an opportunity, Theo demanded more in return for the apology.
“No way. I’ll give you 100 days instead.”
“Puhuhut. That’s fine, meow!”
Even though Sejun reduced it from 100 years to 100 days, Theo happily accepted it.
“Then let’s hold an auction every week in front of the Black Tower in Hannam-dong.”
“Yes. That sounds good.”
Just as Sejun and Han Tae-jun were setting the auction schedule,
“Teecher-nim…”
“Teecher-nim, play with us.”
The children who had been napping began waking up one by one and clung to Sejun.
“Kuk. Then I’ll be going now.”
“…Me too.”
Han Tae-jun and Kim Dong-sik hurriedly left. The moment they saw the children, they felt an overwhelming sense of threat, like rabbits standing before a tiger.
“Yes. Goodbye. Okay, kids, let’s gather by class!”
Sejun said goodbye to the two and handed the children over to his companions.
And then
“Puhuhut. Cat Class, gather quickly, meow! Cat Class is going to play an auction game, meow!”
[Hehe. Hurry up and gather! Apple Tree Class is going to plant World Trees!]
(Pip-pip. Bat Class is going to sing songs!)
Kuehehehe. Kueng!
[Hehehe. Bear Class is going to make rice cakes!]
Kihihit. Kking! Kking!
[Hehe. Puppy Class minions, gather quickly! Great Teacher Blackie is going to play with you!]
Theo, Flamie, Paespaes, Cuengi, and Blackie began gathering the children to play together.
For reference, Jjokjjok only slept, except for eating time…
“Taecho Class, gather!”
Taecho was supposed to watch him. Of course, since Sejun was watching Taecho, it was basically the same as Sejun supervising.
Time passed peacefully like that.
Clack.
Then a problem occurred as Sejun opened the Void Storage to prepare dinner.
“Hehehe.”
“There’s lots of yummy stuff here!”
“Uh… we’ll get scolded if we go in…”
“Gomgom, you fool. That’s why we have to go in secretly!”
The children seized the moment Sejun opened the Void Storage and snuck inside.
“Wow. There’s so much stuff!”
“This is fun!”
“It’s honey!”
“There’s lots of dried sweet potatoes too!”
They started eating Cuengi and Blackie’s snacks.
Kueng!
Kking!
When Cuengi and Blackie discovered it, chaos erupted.
Kuong! Kueng!
Grrrr! Kking!
“Cuengi and Blackie, calm down! And Shyongshyong, Pungpung, Gomgom, Rangrang, didn’t the teachers tell you not to go into the Void Storage?! Did you do something wrong?! Or not?!”
As Sejun calmed down Cuengi and Blackie and scolded the children,
“Huh?! What’s this?”
Taecho, who had entered the open Void Storage, stood before the Creator God’s Tablet.
Taecho examined the Creator God’s Tablet and then,
“I hope Park Sejun becomes strong and lives a long, long time!”
She set a Law of the World. Although the conditions weren’t met due to lacking about 1 billion divine relics, the law was created.
Because it was Taecho’s command.
And Sunfish Sejun, who was forcibly given tremendous power by the Law of the World.
“Keough!”
“Chairman Park, get a hold of yourself, meow!”
Kueng!
[Dad! Get a hold of yourself]
Kking!
[Butler!]
Unable to withstand the immense power, he fainted.
*****
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