Chapter 1347 - 1030: Absurdity_3

Chapter 1347: Chapter 1030: Absurdity_3

Luo Su spoke earnestly: "You see, as Mountain Ghost, he’s expressing his disappointment and anger towards the Current Circumstances’ illegal discharge of wastewater and waste materials. Meanwhile, he’s wearing fewer clothes, setting an example to remind everyone to reduce carbon emissions, to protect nature and the ecological environment..."

For a moment, even Yegor felt it made a lot of sense, and couldn’t help but nod.

But before he could process it, he heard a click.

The flash disappeared in an instant.

Luo Su had already quietly slipped the phone back into his pocket, as if nothing had happened.

"..."

Yegor was at a loss for words.

.

Conversations are actually physically demanding, especially when your opponent is someone like Luo Su, that Old Turtle.

When Yegor was about to leave, he already felt dizzy. Fortunately, he stayed vigilant until the end, not letting the guy swindle anything else from him.

Exhausted in body and soul.

But he had hardly taken two steps when a staff member came joyously towards him, giving him a sense of impending doom.

"Mr. Yegor, Mr. Yegor!"

The staff displayed a tablet and a design draft: "Our promotional image is ready, as per your instructions, focused on major news distribution, and full-range promotion.

Have a look, is there anything you want to modify?"

On the tablet’s display, amidst the passionate and spirited text, was an image of a man standing tall in Hell, with bronze skin, long hair flowing with the wind, and a dignified expression.

Just like a hero out of a classical oil painting.

Also not wearing clothes.

Suddenly, Yegor felt an illusion of a brain hemorrhage, with darkness before his eyes.

"How about it? Perfect, right?" the staff member said excitedly. "I haven’t seen such beautiful news photos in years! Look at the lighting, look at the lines, simply flawless!"

"..."

Facing the tablet quickly approaching his face, Yegor instinctively stepped back a bit, his expression tightened, hesitated, and became speechless.

His hands waved aimlessly, opening his mouth several times, until finally, with exhaustion, he said: "I understand you journalists’ spirit to pursue truth, but sometimes, you should at least... draw some briefs on him... okay?"

"What style?"

The staff member pursued further: "Do you have any requirements for the style? You see, is this deep purple triangle better, or is the red boxer style better?

Or should we be bolder, or say, make it more fitting to his personal style?"

You damn well can’t just change the photo?!

Yegor wanted to say a few more words, but for the sake of his blood pressure and life span, he didn’t want to look anymore.

He could only cover his face numbly, "You... you go ahead..."

So the decision was made.

Twenty minutes later, in the coverage range of Current Circumstances, Border, Seven Great Continents, Eight Oceans, Astronomical Association Five Constants, and hundreds of independent border city-states, crisp notification sounds rang continuously.

Brand new tomorrow’s news headline pop-ups arrived on every user’s phone screen.

Illuminating one stunned face after another.

The short, passionate text narrated the whole story of this behind-enemy-lines raid, unreservedly praising the hero’s achievements. And the ultra-high-definition full-body photo in the forefront showcased the uncouth appearance of the involved personnel to every reader.

Especially the hot style, daring lines, and filled with childlike patterns and colors, stirred countless teenage girls’ hearts and curiosity.

And half an hour later, a brand new entry made the daily hot search.

Countless people waited nervously and anxiously for the answer:

——What is that pink pig head thing?