Chapter 560: Eriri’s Sharp Commentary

Chapter 560: Chapter 560: Eriri’s Sharp Commentary

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Good morning, everyone.

Scarlet Lotus Fairy: Morning. Though it’s already noon where I am.

Machete Girl: I’m in Borneo and just got off the plane. It’s nighttime here, thanks for asking.

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Borneo? Damn, I know that place. It rains like hell there all the time, and it leaves my ass wet and sticky.

Curly-haired Guy: Hey, knock it off with the jokes. Even if it wasn’t raining, your ass would still be wet and sticky. That’s because you never wipe it, you bastard!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Pfft, hahahaha!

Doujin Artist: Speaking of which, Gin-san, how do you know about something that private?

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Oh my God! You damn pervert, don’t tell me you’re secretly obsessed with my ass all the time?

Curly-haired Guy: Shut up! Who the hell would be obsessed with something like that? I was just making a guess based on your habits, got it? A guess!

This is an Actor: Don’t be shy. Those who know, know.

Lazy Kitten: Exactly. Those who know, know! Hahahaha!

Amegakure Village’s Angel: Gin and Deadpool, you two should pick a good date and get married already.

Konan smiled and offered her suggestion.

Ignoring Gintoki’s furious protests, the new female leader of Amegakure Village pushed open the door and stepped outside.

Warm sunlight poured down, covering all of Amegakure Village in a thin layer of golden light.

Two or three boys and girls dressed like students walked along the wide asphalt road, laughing and joking. Uniformed guards patrolled the streets in an orderly fashion, occasionally smiling and greeting passersby.

This was the new face of Amegakure Village. The village that had once seemed forever lost in sorrow had completely disappeared.

A gentle breeze swept through the distant rice fields. Golden stalks of rice rolled in layers like waves, while several figures carrying sickles moved through the fields like ghosts, harvesting the heavy, full grains.

Watching this scene, Konan tucked a strand of hair behind her ear and turned her attention back to the group chat.

It had been nearly half a month since her younger boyfriend admitted that he and Ruiko were together. At least, it had been half a month in the Naruto world. During that time, everyone had silently agreed not to bring it up again.

Because her boyfriend had answered Unohana Retsu’s question, he had effectively made a promise to all the girls in the group. Konan knew that the pressure they had been feeling inside had disappeared.

That was a good thing. At least for Konan, it was a huge relief.

If her boyfriend had rejected all the other girls in the group, she would have felt even more lost. He was simply too outstanding, so outstanding that Konan sometimes felt inferior standing next to him.

She felt that she could not help him in any way, and that she might not even deserve to stand by his side.

A relationship this unequal would leave her confused and lost, and might eventually force her to leave him.

But with the other sisters in the group, she felt much more at ease. Not only would they ease her guilt, they could also join forces and help her boyfriend together. It was the best of both worlds.

Doujin Artist: I approve of Gin and Deadpool getting married. I’ll give you a huge wedding gift when the day comes!

Curly-haired Guy: Shut up! That’s enough, you idiots! I’ve told you countless times, Gin-san likes pretty older women! And even if I really did like men, I’d never choose an ugly bastard like Deadpool!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: My dear little Gin, you’ve really broken my heart. You actually think I’m ugly? You actually think I’m ugly?

Curly-haired Guy: Can you stop being disgusting? I’m just telling the truth!

Foul-Mouthed Mask Guy: Fuck! I never even complained that you look like a dog!

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Hahahaha, damn!

Machete Girl: I can feel Mr. Deadpool’s pain. He’s so wronged.

Doujin Artist: Kotonoha, did you go to Borneo because you found another clue?

Machete Girl: Yep. I put the information together, and it seems that the hypocritical Lepus has been treated as a sacred totem by a headhunting tribe in the rainforest.

Skirt-Flipping Maniac: Lepus? That’s another new name I’ve never heard before.

Machete Girl: I haven’t heard of it either. But in the church’s ancient language, the translated name seems to be Horned Devil.

Pretty Boy from Skull Island: Be careful. We don’t know whether it’s another hybrid this time.

Machete Girl: Don’t worry. I’m mentally prepared.

A smile appeared on Katsura Kotonoha’s face. She really liked the atmosphere in the group chat. It always gave her a feeling of home. There was also something she had never said out loud: deep down, she hoped the Thirteen Demon Gods were not the source of everything. That way, she could finally meet the boy she had been longing for.

Even after being in the group for so long, she had never met him in person. Kotonoha was filled with anticipation.

Curly-haired Guy: Come to think of it, why hasn’t the notification that I completed my world mission appeared yet?

This is an Actor: You don’t have enough reputation. Or rather, the two of you still haven’t truly taken control of Edo.

Curly-haired Guy: Damn it, you useless bastard! Can’t you pull your weight, Wig?

Wig Guy: I can’t accept this, Gintoki. Why am I the only one who has to finish this while you sit around doing nothing?

Curly-haired Guy: Because you’re the one best suited for this disgusting political nonsense. Besides, don’t you love taking credit? I’m handing all the credit to you this time. What else could you possibly complain about?

Wig Guy: ...

Katsura Kotaro’s mouth twitched. He suddenly felt like cursing someone out.

Lazy Kitten: Well, try to look on the bright side. At least you two are both at 99% progress. Over here, I haven’t even reached 10% yet!

Doujin Artist: 10%? I don’t even know if I’ve reached that much on my side. This is total bullshit!

Shark-Faced Guy: Haven’t you already taken control of an entire province?

Kisame had heard Eriri describe it before. The entire southeastern province was enormous, almost as large as the whole ninja world.

Doujin Artist: Exactly, one province. But do you know how many countries there are on this damn continent of Edvin? There are nineteen occupied by humans alone! And besides those, there’s the Elven Forest, the Dwarven Hills, and the Orc Empire. Even if I conquered all of them... there are still a whole bunch of gods in the heavens!

Lazy Kitten: Yikes, that’s a real nightmare. And you’re the one dealing with it, I feel overwhelmed just listening to you!

Doujin Artist: Why? I’m just supposed to be a supporting character in a slice-of-life series. Why do I have to suffer through all this?

This is an Actor: If you can wipe out those gods, that should be enough to complete the world mission.

Doujin Artist: Are you telling me to go to heaven right now?

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