Beyond M-Eclipse: Easy Mode LIVE

Chapter 111 |Secret Chat|: Super Banter

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The update has started. Every places should now be flooded with salt and snakes
Did you really have to call it an update? Call it for what it is

It kinda sucks that we can't really do anything about it

Missy over there would crush us like grapes if we try anything funny

I mean jumping her later on is still an option. Not that any of us are going to do anything that stupid, right?
Be reassured. The casualties shouldn't be of any significance to any of you
Somehow I doubt that
Hey can you tell me what kind of new monsters are gonna spawn? Got any list of where each new biome are?
You're still thinking about that over all the people dying!?!?!?
Oh shut it if you care that much stop reading the chat and go help people miss "bright as all hell chainsaw"
I mean aren't a good deal of us dealing with the gliding snakes right now? We're supposed to clear out enough for those plebs to handle the rest
Well I sure ain't. I like staying on the ground more than not
What even is those things name anyway? Did you even come up with a name when you design those things?
No
Figures

Too bad those aren't tamables they'll just disappear after a while

You have a bunch of cool monsters at your side already what more do you want?
I swear if one of those snakes hit my shop I'll come to your house and smash you into paste
No need to worry on that front. I'm not targeting any of you specifically
Fucking hell I got a bunch of invoices flooding my mail! Can't those fools do anything without me around!?
Must suck being a shadow ruler huh? Why did you even stick around managing your country anyway? just let them rot
Unlike you people here have a lot of sentimentally. You are a black sheep in that regard
The heck does that mean!? I have attachments just like everyone else here!
Now that I think about it why are we chatting here when we're literally flying around killing a bunch of snakes and getting glimpse of each other?
You're asking that now!?
Well unlike you guys I'm not even on the same continent.
There indeed seems to be an imbalance in the people online today. I believe for one of us here it is past midnight
Yeah fucking thanks for that asshole
huh so that's why our eastern peeps aren't online today. They probably all wake up on the wrong side of the bed
I have already warned everyone here beforehand of today's event. I even specified the time
That doesn't really help much now does it?
By the way who suggest raining salt again? Those things don't hurt but they're pretty damn itchy
Oh I don't know maybe the one with THAT pfp?
It was just a suggestion I didn't think she was gonna go for it!
I got some salt stuck in my ears because of you!
Hmm. If it became too annoying I will reduce the amount right now then
The damages were already done!

Thankfully there aren't any other events happening right now.

imagine if more aliens showed up

Those guys are easy to deal with anyway. Why do they even keep showing up after all this time?
You bitch it was your and that tracksuit vampire's fault! You know how much free time I lost having to help clean up your mess?

Huh? That's your boss' fault not mine. Maybe ask her to do it herself? She can deal with that just fine

Why isn't she and the sun online anyway? Didn't they help prepare?

I didn't ask them with help for anything. It's only my prerogative this time
Yeesh no wonder she sounds a bit uncertain on the details
Unlike the initial event where they ask for my assistance and they were the main culprits. This time I am the main culprit.
Was humanity still that boring?
I really don't know how to respond to any of you without getting smited...
Hey it's not everyday gods are online and you can talk to them
Should they even be called that? Also only her is online right now
Hey is it just me or is some specific locations have more snakes than the other?
I have decided to damages places I don't like
I THOUGHT THERE WAS NO TARGETING!?
She just meant none of us here will be targeted. Some poor folks are catching strays it seem
Oh you targeted those places? That's neat. I was gonna go wreck their shit up anyway
These snakes aren't super strong it seems. I cut them down in one hit each
They were never meant to be a challenge for any of you
Yeah this is for those humans down below fighting for their lives. Even one is going to end up killing quite a few.
Thank god their numbers are starting to lessened. I'm getting real sick of these things' hisses
Well too bad you can't lower the volume of those things like I can. I just reduce the noises coming into the cockpit
Why am I being told to not go into mine but you can do it?
Because yours looks like a literal demon lord? Imagine how panicked people are going to be if they even catch a small glimpse of yours.
I don't particular care about that point myself. It wasn't forced
I would rather none of us show too much of our cards right now. No one can really oppose us but I like it more when people are scared and unable to comprehend how much we towers over them
Oh I can agree with that, but it's not like they can get a good look at it anyway
By the way what is with the salt thing anyway? Why are you stealing my gimmick?
It is merely a suggestion by someone

I'm kinda surprised you're not putting in more effort with these signs.

No eyes in the sky or anything?

There is good in being reserved. Just in case I want to do more of this in the future
You're thinking about that already!?
Ooh maybe more monsters?
Why are you so obsessed with that?
Leave her be and let her have her fun
We have have our own gimmicks and she got that going for her
As long as she's not sucking up people then it's fine by my book
And me killing people don't bother you??
The rain will stop now. Please stop trying to find any more snakes and you all may go rest
I'm just gonna make sure you're not bullshitting
Hopefully that's true.
Alrighty then. Guess it's time to go home.

I'll have to report to my boss about it

btw when can he join the chat? If I can why can't he?

I'll think about it
that's not promising
Okay so I'm checking the damages with the others and here in Japan not a lot is destroyed
Oh there is a new area not too far from here
What in the world are they called anyway? These new places?
I don't know
Did you name anything in this event????
Looking for suggestions
Not again...
Well don't call it Fantasy Land. That's a synonym for the Demon Realm
Speaking of that are there any more demons leaking in we don't know about?
Nah we're fine on that front for now
There has been no sightings on that front
Okay so these new lands are being changed and such. What are the rules on claiming them?
No rules on that front but most people won't know how to manage them
Cool i'll have people barricade the area to make sure no idiots get in
Can't imagine ruling class here thinking that far
So what do we actually call the place?
Using the word Fantasy seems appropriate but Fantasy Land is a no-go
We've been talking about urban fantasy genre for a while so something like that?
Urbansy?
Fantarban?
Fantarban Realm it is
You're going with that????
Seems like we are close to the end of discussion on this topic
Oh hi
Indeed we are. After this point people should have the breathing room needed to figure out what should be done
 From how I see it it looks like you guys want humans to be much more strong and active
 There is a sense of entertainment in seeing them grow. I think that's fair to say.
 I don't really care about that. My boss seems to be invested in that sort of story
 Well aren't you a sight for sore eyes
 I assume we will be seeing more of this later on then?
 There is no definite answer to that question yet
 By the way can you go talk to your kid or smth? She seems cranky lately
 Maybe later. I want to sleep
No wonder she grew up so messed up like that...
It was a lot of unavoidable circumstances. I'm sure both sides find it too awkward to interact casually
It's been over a year at this point ain't it???
Wounds like that take a long time to heal id imagine
Anyway anyone got anything to say about these... "Fantarban Realm"
Not really interested
Well she would probably dragged me around anyway, so I have to show a little bit of interest
I'm still here you know?
I'm surprised there aren't more people active right now
Btw how was the elves business back in your country going?

Oh. That?

I haven't intergrated them into modern society yet. I think it's best to let things ride for now.

Can't imagine what dealing with that is like. how do you even managed it?
Live long enough and things start to feels fleeting
 Yeah yeah you're old and all
 Now now be respectful to your elders
 You stabbers siblings could definitely use more lessons in manners.
 Come on they don't mean anything by it
 And YOU are bias
 And you aren't, Princess?
Okay all of you, settle down a bit. Looks like our woman of the hour has logged off for the day
I can see that
Certainly not one for many words despite the devestation she is causing
I don't think you would be much better in that regard...
Yeah left someone like her alone for too long and suddenly half of humanity is dead
Alright all of you don't start a fight in here now this is supposed to be a fun group chat
What kind of "fun group chat" have all these kinds of people in it????
People of all sorts have their own definition of fun, so someone ought to find this more fun than it is stressful
You know the tone of this place was a lot less stress yesterday
Yeah when someone wasn't trying to emulate an apocalypse
At the very least there should be more commissions related to these places for more money to be earned
That is true. For us lot who aren't flooded with gold already this should be a nice place to earn some cash
Aren't most of just wealthy enough to coast off the wealth?
Come on now Princess not everyone can be like you
At least I have goal not related to killing unlike someone here
Oh don't be a spoilsport now

Alright you guys really need to stop arguing in circles

I'm sure some of you want to check to make sure your neighborhood is fine and dandy. I know you guys don't care that much about certain things, but shouldn't you check that your local conveninces aren't breaking down?

My place is fully self-sufficient.
And I can coast off on that if I wanted to
You two are a really annoying pair whenever we're chatting up
Yeah!
Well said
Okay seriously if this is gonna be turned into a fight I'm going to ask someone to time you all out
Normally I'd say not to snitch on others but this time I think it's warranted
 You all really need to logged off and cool your head...

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