Volume 10. Chapter 299: A Strange Dress Show, Which I Was Invited To For Some Reason. (Chapter 1200)

Chapter 299: A Strange Dress Show, Which I Was Invited To For Some Reason.

Guanyu: “Spin around. Come on, this isn’t the first, second, third, or even twentieth outfit, you should have learned what to do by this point. I know not how models from modern Dimension are, but I am quite certain that…you’d lose every modeling job with these skills of yours.” She ordered with an impatient and stern tone, scolding the woman a bit as well.

Selfros: “I-I know! And that insult doesn’t work, we’re both from an ancient, basically backwater Dimension!!!…” She pouted out in reply, before showing her attire off, as was so kindly asked of her.

Vulely: “( ’-’ ~)”

Hm? What’s going on? Well, Celia isn’t present, if you were curious about that. Selfros is trying on outfits for us…more for Guanyu, actually. She did work up the courage to mention her disliking of being so covered, Cultivator robes not suiting her well enough, or not even at all. Explained more simply…Selfros is getting nude, then putting on clothing, all while we watch.

Why am I here? No idea, I didn’t ask, as I do not wish to damage my and Guanyu’s budding mother-daughter relationship. The Cultivator didn’t make it out to be this kind of request when she asked me about it, though; which is why I’ve been quite silent thus far. I understand that Guanyu wants to figure out a new, somewhat skimpy style of attire, but how does that equate to making this woman dress up for us? Here Selfros is, slowly spinning around, wearing a crop top, no bra, and hot shorts. Ah, she turned too quickly, revealing that she didn’t put any panties on! I knew that something was messing…

Guanyu: “Hm…so confusing. Each outfit, to our beloved’s credit, is designed splendidly, but I think that they’re…too risqué for me to ever consider wearing. How are these outfits somehow more lewd than being nude?” She said with a conflicted thinking pose.

Selfros: “The word you’re looking for is ‘slutty,’ Guanyu.” She informed with a deadpan expression.

Vulely: “How come you’re doing this willingly, Selfros? Not to be rude, but every Cultivator I’ve come across is very prideful.” I asked with a curious tone, seeing how Guanyu was still in deep thought at the moment, not even hearing the ice snake’s cheeky comment.

Selfros: “Punishment for giving Celia a male sex organ, and lewdly begging her to get me pregnant. Neither System Users nor Cultivators need to use Mortal methods of creating offspring, and I was merely doing a play with Celia. Guanyu is still rightfully upset, I won’t deny that.” She nonchalantly admitted with a shrug, like it was no big deal.

Vulely: “W-wait, then why am I part of your punishm…” I got cut off by a woman now radiating off immense fury.

Guanyu: “When I teleported into the room, I heard you saying…screaming ‘Release your holy liquid into my Soul Realm!’ loudly. Do not use Vulely’s ignorance of how Cultivators work to make your crime seem lesser than it actually is. Besides, you’re getting off to this, even with just sitting down, watching you.” She seriously scolded, actually angry.

Selfros: “(/ />/ _ /</ /)”

Vulely: “(~OAO)”