Chapter 893 I Can Only Accept It Decisively!

Although Lynn really didn’t want to start greeting the System’s ancestors for eighteen generations at a time like this, he had already clenched his fists with a series of hard cracks, ready to give the damn System a merciless beating.

It never cared about the timing, or whether it would ruin the mood for everyone else. It just triggered things whenever it pleased.

Damn it! (╯‵皿′)╯︵┻━┻

It never triggered when it should, and triggered wildly when it shouldn’t. This damn System had fallen so far into depravity that it had no conscience left! He swore that if it ever dared to issue him a quest like “Humiliate the System at Will,” he’d decisively accept it right away and complete it in a flash!

What the hell is this evil behavior, forcing me to accept it?!

Damn it!

Looks like I really have no choice but to decisively accept it!

This is all the damn System’s fault!

(〃´皿`)q

“Brother, it really fits you perfectly… You look so handsome…”

After fastening the last button,

Alice stared blankly, one hand pressed to her chest, at the tall and straight-backed Lynn, who had risen while leaning on his wheelchair.

In his black tailcoat, embroidered with intricate patterns, with a carefully prepared Renaissance-style cane, a black top hat, and a monocle, he looked every bit the gentleman, elegant and refined.

“Um, if we were in Alice’s world… and went to a ball, Brother would definitely leave lots of noble girls unable to walk straight…”

She murmured, her eyes sparkling with admiration and awe for her handsome brother.

You could say,

this was the benefit of putting every point into Constitution.

Even someone who wasn’t particularly good-looking to begin with would gradually have their genes shift toward a more perfect form as their Constitution continually improved. And Lynn had already been a scumbag with a godlike face back on Earth.

【Ding! Because you’re so handsome, Alice’s Affinity with you has increased by 10.】

Lynn: “……”

“Stop eavesdropping outside the door! Come in and eat!”

He slapped the table.

Yin Yi, who had curiously pressed her ear against the door outside, jolted in an instant. Her body stiffened reflexively, and she widened her eyes.

“Yes, Mr. Lynn!”

At a time like this, they needed more people around to dispel the increasingly troubling atmosphere!

Seated at the head of the table,

Lynn found it laden with dishes and candles.

The Flesh and Blood Humanoid he had just subdued and granted a true name to was also sitting stiffly in its seat under Lynn’s forceful orders. Its skimpy maid uniform and heavy proportions made it look quite appetizing, but knowing its lowly status, it felt as though it were sitting on pins and needles.

Of course, it had no idea it had been brought in just to make up the numbers.

Being allowed to dine at the same table as its masters on its very first day alive was the sort of thing that would never happen in the Flesh and Blood Cult. It was the kind of thing you could only dream about.

“Maybe I should take some food and squat in a corner to eat… I’ll be fine once I’ve eaten… Master, I think I…”

“Sit! (He slapped the table.)”

“Yes!”

The Flesh and Blood Humanoid, which had been about to stand up, instantly had its hair stand on end. Its single eye widened, its body went ramrod straight, and it sat there holding its knife and fork, not daring to move a muscle.

The thrill of being dominated made it feel as if it were on the verge of awakening some rather troubling trait.

Lynn smiled as he held Alice in his arms. Just like the head of a household, he spread his hands, picked up his knife and fork, and swiftly changed the subject.

“Let’s eat! Let’s eat! We’ll get to work once we’re done! Alice, you should eat plenty too!”

As long as he could stop Alice from thinking in that troubling direction, they might as well get dinner started!

It was also a good chance to try Alice’s cooking.

Lynn lifted the lid from the plate in front of him.

【An Unusual Ham with a Delightful Flavor】

【Type】: Food

【Introduction】: A piping-hot dish carefully prepared by Alice. It is made with the thoroughly cleaned intestines of an unknown, bizarre creature, stuffed with filling simmered from various kinds of “crops,” then finished with a few fragrant Brain Pulp Fruits. A perfect dish that will make your mouth water and prove impossible to resist.

The smile on Lynn’s face instantly froze in place.