Chapter 896: No Forcing Pesticide Down Anyone’s Throat!

Yin Yi (；OдO) didn’t dare argue. She nodded repeatedly, picked up the sausage, and stuffed it into her mouth.

The Flesh and Blood Humanoid beside her stared wide-eyed and nodded nonstop, hunched over as it shoveled everything on its plate into its mouth and chewed hard to show its loyalty.

“……”

A brief silence.

The next moment.

Ptooey (ヾﾉ꒪ཫ꒪)—

“Swallow it back down, everyone. Isn’t it absolutely delicious, girls?”

Lynn smiled stiffly. The dinner knife in his hand was gripped in a decidedly abnormal way. Under that abnormal smile, which clearly said he’d kill whoever spat it out, Yin Yi and the Flesh and Blood Humanoid (o(╥﹏╥)o) forcibly swallowed it back down. They desperately tried to chew, nodding over and over in “voluntary” agreement.

Seeing them wear those “satisfied” expressions of delicious enjoyment, Lynn immediately felt much better.

After all, only when everyone shared together

could he qualify as a proper Male Host!

He lowered his head and looked at Alice’s hopeful, happy expression.

“Ahahahaha!”

Lynn was delighted. He picked up a spoon and a small bowl, then ladled himself a heaping bowl of soup. Under Alice’s affectionate gaze, sparkling with starlight, he gulped it down in one go.

How wonderful! Simply wonderful!

That viscous sensation of it flowing down your esophagus into your stomach was truly marvelous, as if a whole pile of little eyeballs were plopping into your stomach and dancing. There might also have been some tiny, undercooked wriggling potatoes mixed in, along with things as crunchy as fingers, but it was still so delicious it was practically like watching yourself rot!

(oﾟ▽ﾟ)o

Sure enough, it was confirmed beyond all doubt! It was exactly the same as when he’d first visited Happy Home. It had that same strange feeling as when Bai Yi’s balls had been cooked. The entire table of dishes had definitely been made by Alice herself.

It seemed that Alice had perfectly “improved” her cooking skills again during this time. The food was now so delicious it was beyond the power of human language to describe!

Such marvelous cooking.

How could he not pack it all up and take it back to share properly with Big Brother Aiwen?!

【Ding! You ate a serving of “Strange Sausage.” Your kidney function has recovered by 10%. Stamina +1. Constitution +1. Happiness -3.】

【Ding! You ate a serving of “Vegetable Stew.” Your digestive ability +1. Endurance +1. Taste sensitivity -1. Happiness -3.】

……

Under Alice’s hopeful gaze, he ate every last bite, little by little.

As Lynn laughed heartily, they finished sharing all the dark-corruption delicacies on the table. He also packed up a portion for Brain and the others. Every last bit of food on the table had been swept clean.

Although the taste was exceptionally “delicious,” gaining some attributes after digesting it was pretty nice too.

【Ding! Alice’s Affinity toward you +10. Hatred -0.1%.】

She gazed into the distance expectantly.

Happily watching her brother wolf down every last thing she had made, Alice was undoubtedly feeling deeply satisfied and joyful.

That sense of accomplishment was truly overwhelming.

……

Half an hour later.

On the dark streets of Soul-Severance Street beneath the roiling black mist, Lynn stood drenched from head to toe. With Dead-Fish Eyes, he reached out and nudged his water-dripping Monocle. The resentment surrounding him was extremely dense.

Behind him, the chastised Wushen, transformed into this form by Mimicry, was pushing his wheelchair with all her might, her face contorted with anger. Yin Yi could only follow beside them, bewildered and uneasy.

“You rotten Stupid Brain! You can already stand up, can’t you? Why do you still need Zuo Zuo to push you around? Don’t you have legs of your own?!”

Lynn stared with Dead-Fish Eyes. Seven or eight bottles of pesticide hung from his wheelchair as he said (▼ヘ▼#), “This is your punishment for yelling for no reason and scaring Alice into thinking I’d been possessed by some Evil Entity. She dumped a bucket of cold water on me… Push! If you don’t do a proper job, I’ll force every last bottle of pesticide down your throat!”

He scolded and threatened her without the slightest mercy.

Zuo Zuo said angrily, “That’s only because you’re a jerk! You even tried to trick your own Alice! Zuo Zuo is ashamed to associate with you! You idiot!”

“Less talking! Push! Or I’ll force the pesticide down your throat!”

Threatening in progress!