Chapter 2625 - 2629: Fifth Master Gu, You’re Really Hopeless

Chapter 2625: Chapter 2629: Fifth Master Gu, You’re Really Hopeless

Gu Junzhu nodded, "No problem, just install one in the kids’ bedrooms."

"Great!" Xiao Shumiao clapped his hands, shaking Gu Junzhu’s hand playfully, "Daddy, only Brother Xiaoyue, Brother Ye, and I can unlock the safe and know the password."

Ye Xingbei: "What about Daddy and Mommy?"

Xiao Shumiao thought for a moment and whispered, "I’ll secretly tell Daddy and Mommy, but Daddy and Mommy can’t tell anyone else."

Ye Xingbei laughed, rubbing his little head, "Where do you get all these sneaky ideas?"

"Kids have their own secrets too!" Xiao Shumiao said seriously.

He was serious for three seconds before bursting into giggles, hugging Gu Junzhu with one arm and Ye Xingbei with the other, "But that’s other kids. I’m close with Mommy and Daddy, so I have no secrets from them!"

Ye Xingbei: "..."

Gu Junzhu: "..."

Ye Xingbei looked at Gu Junzhu, "Your son learned this from you, he’s becoming quite the character."

"What kind of character? A tree spirit?" Xiao Shumiao imagined, "It would be great if I were a tree spirit. I’d grow lots and lots of fruits, and whatever fruit everyone wants to eat, I’d grow it, plenty for all!"

Ye Xingbei laughed uncontrollably, pinching his cheek, "All you think about is food!"

"Brother Ye eats the most!" Xiao Shumiao suddenly laughed pointing at Qin Junye, "Brother Ye is Pigsy, Brother Ye eats the most! Wait till Daddy finds me another brother, I’ll be the White Dragon Horse, Brother Ye will still be Pigsy, Brother Ye is always Pigsy, haha!"

"Not necessarily," Ye Xingbei argued playfully, "If your daddy finds a kid who’s older than Brother Xiaoyue and Brother Ye, that kid would be the eldest brother. If he finds a kid younger than you, that kid would be the fourth brother, and you’d be Sha Wujing."

"..." Xiao Shumiao was stunned.

He blinked and suddenly realized something, saying loudly, "Mom, you’re wrong! Brothers are not ranked by age; they’re ranked by when you joined! Brother Xiaoyue joined first, so he’s the eldest brother, Brother Ye joined second, so he’s the second brother. Any new brother would be the third."

"Really?" Ye Xingbei teased him, "If that’s the case, you joined before Brother Ye, so you should be the second brother, and Brother Ye would be your junior apprentice brother—so you are Pigsy!"

"..." Xiao Shumiao was baffled.

Gu Junzhu: "...Ye Xiaobei, which one of us is really childish?"

Ye Xingbei laughed at herself.

"Don’t listen to your mom," Gu Junzhu pulled Xiao Shumiao into his lap, rubbing his head, "By your mom’s logic, even Brother Xiaoyue joined after you, so you’re the eldest brother, The Monkey King."

Xiao Shumiao shook his head, "No, Brother Xiaoyue is the eldest brother, Brother Xiaoyue is the best, he truly resembles The Monkey King!"

"Alright, I’ll listen to my son, Brother Xiaoyue is the eldest brother," Gu Junzhu patted his little face, "Then Daddy will find another kid younger than Brother Ye and older than you to be a disciple, let him be Sha Wujing, and you be the Little White Dragon—unless they meet these conditions, we won’t accept them!"

Ye Xingbei: "..."

Fifth Lord of Gu, you are truly beyond hope.

Really, truly beyond hope!

Xiao Shumiao snapped out of it.