Chapter 614: Slinging Mud—Not Quite Home Alone (NSFW 18+)

Hearing Mustrano’s high praise for their new skills, Alex is positively surprised.

I still underestimated my new abilities. The synergy between Mustrano, Claw Proficiency, and the new True Zoldyck-Style Assassin Martial Arts is so strong, it makes for a perfect base... it could be a dedicated build. Mustrano grows with my own level and is significantly enhanced by my Nen-related skills, which increase the power of all my Conjurations, along with [Hlökk’s Divine Gloves (Remnant)], which enhances him even more. Finally, all my other abilities are able to enhance this base; both Alexandrian Royal Swordsmanship and Black Magic, allowing me to use Sword Magic, are working just fine. Not as well as with swords, but still.

“Hmmm, nice,” Alex finally says. “It’s not even something too outrageous. It’s a simple stab with Ko and the modified version of Fira Sword, Fira Claw,” Alex mutters. “Yet it qualifies as a killing blow? Interesting....”

Continuing to train for a while longer, Alex finally stops, completely exhausted, his resources, AURA and MP, entirely used up, and his body worn out. Mustrano also disappears after Alex decides to stop the conjuration, after being with him for the entire training session.

He unequips all his items and slowly walks out of the forest, a soft downpour noticeable as raindrops fall through the woods. Walking through the muddy path, Alex feels exhausted, yet satisfied, his confidence high.

I’m almost excited for a new world... have I become a damn adrenaline junkie who enjoys risking my life? I think so... battles are so fun... it’s almost like a game, with a lot of strategy involved. With all my items and skills, I have so many options to play, and I’ve come up with so many strategies... at my level, I’m confident that I’m able to deal with just about anyone if I play my cards right... and I’ve been handed a few more after the last mission!

Finally, the sun is completely gone by the time he reaches his car.

However, to his shock, five police cars are parked next to it. Dozens of officers are standing close by, flashlights in their hands, seemingly preparing to enter the forest.

What?

Trying to act calm, he simply walks ahead toward his car.

“Is this your car? License and registration, as well as some identification, please,” one policeman says, stepping in front of Alex.

“Why?” Alex asks, acting surprised.

“Routine traffic check,” the policeman replies.

“I’m not even driving; are you stupid? How is it a traffic check?” Alex asks, causing the other policemen to approach him.

Seeing more policemen approach, whispering to each other, Alex grows slightly annoyed.

Best to cooperate....

“Fine... this is dumb, here you go,” Alex says, sighing, taking out his wallet and showing him the required documents.

“What are you doing here?” another asks.

“Taking a walk, what else?” Alex replies nonchalantly.

“This late?” he is asked again.

“Yeah... lost track of time... What is going on?” Alex asks again.

The officers ignore him and walk away, talking among themselves while checking his documents, some of them speaking on the phone.

Finally, after a few more minutes of being ignored, his papers are returned.

“Sorry about that,” the first policeman says. “We’ve been getting reports about a psychotic murderer killing people in a violent fashion.”

It was a wolf, not other people!

“Seriously? Someone must have pranked you...” Alex replies, looking annoyed.

“Some people simply aren’t known for playing pranks... it wasn’t some TikTok nuisance, but a pair of old people walking through the forest who reported it... well, in any case, you can go,” the officer replies.

“Wait,” another one says. “Did you see something suspicious?”

“No,” Alex replies. “Just 5 policemen next to my favorite forest trail. Hasn’t happened in 10 years.”

“Very funny,” another replies. “Leave!”

“Fine...” Alex says, shrugging, entering his car and driving off, the wheels spinning in the mud under his car and slinging a thick layer of mud towards a few policemen who get caught by it.

“Ups...” Alex says, quickly speeding off, his heart pounding.

Looking in his rearview mirror, he sighs in relief as he doesn’t see them chase after him.

Thankfully, German cops are a bunch of wannabes. If this were in the US, I’d be fucked.

Back home, Alex notices that he’s still alone; nobody else is there.

Makes sense. Not like the Realm has a day... or a night, for that matter... and since players are from all over the world, even if it’s night here, that doesn’t change a thing. Benezia and Menchi need to be around for the majority of the time. They’ll only rest a couple of hours every day; it seems... makes me feel a little guilty.

Despite feeling a little bad for the others, Alex quickly showers and then slips into his own bed, his body so tired that he falls asleep in no time.

“...”

Despite his exhausted body, Alex wakes from his sleep early, sensing movement nearby.

Opening his eyes, he sees someone sneaking into his bed.

Huh?

Looking to his side, he now sees Menchi lying next to him, only wearing her underwear.

“Benezia is taking over; she knows how to sell my food and what kind of meat to buy,” Menchi says, yawning. “I’m taking a break before I relieve her later.”

“I see,” Alex says, yawning as well, infected by Menchi.

Smiling, Menchi slides closer, snuggling onto him. “What did you do for the day? Are you alright without Jewel’s constant madness? Enjoying the peace and quiet?”

“It’s... hard to get used to, after spending so much time with Jewel,” Alex admits. “Though I wasn’t alone. First I trained the entire day with Mustrano, then I got questioned by the cops... it’s a stupid story, actually.”

Alex then briefly narrates the results of his training and what he found out, including the rather ridiculous encounter with the policemen.

“That’s so silly, how typical for you. Anyway, I guess you played around with your little snake friend, and you seemed to have made some progress. You should do that a couple of times. The next time you’re going out, I’m joining you. I might not be the strongest martial artist, but I’m pretty confident that I can make more than a serious sparring partner.” Menchi states, before carefully looking at Alex.

“You really look a little tired,” Menchi notes.

“Yeah, it was kinda tough, but I like the results. Honestly, I’m getting even more excited,” Alex admits. “I feel like I can take on anyone! For the first time, I’m going into a mission with more anticipation than fear.”

Menchi smirks and suddenly throws away the blanket, wrapping her arms around him and putting him in a chokehold.

“Don’t get too arrogant,” she says, sounding amused.

“I said I’m tired,” Alex replies, obviously frustrated.

“Just sleep in my arms, my tired baby,” Menchi says, petting his head while still holding him in a chokehold.

This little....

Annoyed, Alex grabs Menchi’s arms and tries to pull them away with force.

“Doesn’t work that way,” she says smugly. “Try again.”

However, almost instinctively, Alex knows a solution.

I can simply...

Pulling on her arms in a certain manner, while briefly twisting his neck and spinning it quickly, allows him to slip out cleanly.

In a flash, he turns the situation around and wraps his legs around Menchi’s body, while putting her in a chokehold, her face now close to his.

“Wha... what?!” Menchi asks, completely surprised. “What was that...?”

“Don’t think you are physically stronger than me anymore,” Alex says. “In addition to that... with all of the skills of the Zoldycks,” Alex continues. “Your little games don’t work anymore.”

He then lets go and releases her, only to press her onto the bed, his own body positioned over her.

“Wow...” Menchi says, blushing, staring shyly into his eyes. “That... that kinda turned me on.”

Feeling surprisingly confident, Alex does not shy away and stares directly into her eyes.

[NSFW Start]

Bowing down, he kisses her gently, causing her to moan softly.

He continues to make out with her, being as gentle as he can, while also wrapping his hand around her back, gently stroking her neck before skillfully opening her bra in a single movement.

After a few minutes, while continuing to gently caress her body, focusing on her shoulder, her breasts, and her sides, he lowers his hand a little further, resting on her stomach, circling around, causing her to moan in anticipation.

Seeing her become all flushed, he decides to remove her panties, simply cutting them off by transforming his nails into razor-sharp blades.

Not even realizing what happened, Menchi moans loudly as Alex gently pushes his fingers in her already moist pussy. 

Despite not having the most experience, relying on his clearly superior physical stats, Alex is able to accurately reach and stimulate Menchi’s erogenous points, surprising even himself.

“What... what are you... doing...Oohh,” Menchi moans, not understanding what happened.

Moaning loudly, completely losing control, appearing completely helpless, Menchi doesn’t need long to violently orgasm, yelling and moaning loudly, not making any sense.

“What... what are you doinnnnnnnggggg,” Menchi yells, her body violently spasming, her hips uncontrollably shaking, as if electrocuted.

Seeing Menchi embarrassed and let go just in front of him, Alex can’t help but grin in satisfaction, unable to hold himself back, and kisses her.

Not granting her any break, he finally removes his own shorts and pushes his cock inside her wet pussy, causing her to moan even louder.

Her mouth wide open and tongue stretched outside, Alex can’t help but enjoy the awkward position she’s in, completely losing control of herself.

Thoroughly enjoying the situation, he doesn’t slow down and continues to thrust his body against her rhythmically, not letting her rest.

Having not relieved himself for the entirety of the last mission, Alex thrusts eagerly, quickly speeding up, barely able to contain himself, as Menchi moans loudly, her face completely flushed as she meets his eyes from time to time, spurring him to thrust even harder.

“More...more...” she yells, wrapping his legs around him, not letting him stop.

However, as he thrusts into her, his face turns into a smug smile, and he suddenly stops, allowing Menchi to regain a brief moment of clarity.

“What are you... doing? Why did you stop?”

“What do you want me to do?” He asks, with a grin.

“You... asshole... you know...” she replies.

“Tell me, or I’ll have to stop,” Alex replies, still deep inside her, feeling her heart still beating quickly.

“I... you... just keep going... please,” Menchi shyly begs, obviously embarrassed.

Okay, that’s enough payback for all the times before.

Kissing her, Alex continues faster like before, feeling Menchi completely giving in to him, as she wraps her arms around him, her tongue chaotically thrusting into his mouth, meeting his own.

Continuing and enjoying the situation, Alex holds himself back and paces himself, not deciding to end it quickly, but rather enjoying the situation extensively. Finally, as he feels Menchi’s pussy tightening again, he speeds up again and begins to cum, pulling Menchi from the bed onto his lap, hugging her tightly, still kissing her, making it impossible for her to even moan as she’s clumsily kissing him back, saliva dripping onto their bodies.

Enjoying the situation for half a minute, Alex finally lets up, pulling out his cock and stopping kissing her. Menchi is gasping for air, breathing quickly, her body drenched in sweat.

“You...hu..humph...” She says, desperately breathing for air, her body still shaking. “What happened to you? That was... incredible.”

“I enjoyed it,” Alex says. “Though I’m not quite done. After the show you gave me, once isn’t enough.”

“You!” Menchi complains. “Is that what you say right after a woman compliments you? I’m still sensitive.”

Alex lies on his back, his hands under his head, staring at her expectantly.

“You’re gonna regret those words...” Menchi says, her face twisting into a smile, as she sits on his lower body, riding him. “You’re tired, right? So just relax... if you can!”

Lying comfortably on his back, Alex feels Menchi desperately riding him, her body once again giving in to the pleasure.

This feels... incredible... but it’s not exhausting at all. Lying comfortably on my back while a beautiful woman desperately rides me, doing all the work.

“Ready to give up?” She asks, smiling.

“Not quite...” Alex says, grinning, removing his hands from his neck and grabbing her ass, giving it a tight squeeze with both hands.

“No...” she says, embarrassed. “What are you doing?!”

Feeling Menchi tighten, Alex stops being passive and actively thrusts his lower body upwards, using his hands to pull her down onto it.

“Don’t... Don’t... ah... no... faster!” Menchi moans, Alex once again speeding up.

Feeling Menchi subconsciously mimic his movements, his bed creaking loudly, he can’t help but feel himself coming close to orgasm once again.

Hearing Menchi moan even louder and tighten up once again, Alex feels himself orgasm again, blowing his load into her, more and more with every thrust, until Menchi finally slows down and collapses onto him.

“I...” She says, her face still flushed, appearing nervous. “That... I mean...”

That’s a little awkward.

[NSFW End]

Alex pulls her into his arms again and kisses her gently this time.

“Let’s sleep,” Alex says, causing Menchi to rest her face on his chest, staring into his eyes lovingly before finally closing her eyes and falling asleep.

In just a few seconds, they are both asleep.