Fox Has No Malicious Intent

Chapter 1238 - 1235: Cousin, All-in, Bear Witness to My Nine-tailed Fox Glory!

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"Bring me a can of ice-cold cola, this time, I, Ansheng, want to be extravagant. Get me a two-liter bottle of big cola!"

Entering the woodland cabin, Ansheng sat on the sofa with a pleased look, lifted his small fox paw, and loudly declared his grand statement.

The best time to drink cola is about ten minutes after taking it out of the fridge.

Once the time passes, the taste of the whole can of cola significantly decreases. Therefore, Master Fuli usually only drinks 330ml cans of cola.

A two-liter bottle of cola, on a regular day, Master Fuli wouldn't even glance at it.

But...

Today is worth celebrating. Master Fuli decides to challenge his weakness when proving himself as a nine-tailed fox!

"Two liters of cola?"

Lin Bingyun was momentarily stunned, her steps toward the fridge halted, and she turned around abruptly, looking incredulously at Master Fuli:

"There is... there's cola in the fridge, but we don't have any stock of two-liter cola in the woodland cabin."

"How about... you first drink a 330ml can? I'll restock the big bottle of cola back at the villa."

Master Fuli's cola supplies consist of only two versions, the cane sugar cola and the lemon-flavored one. The former is the glass bottle kind, while the latter is in a can.

The two-liter plastic bottle cola... wasn't that always considered heretical by Master Fuli?

There's no stock in the treehouse.

"Anything is fine..."

Upon hearing this, Ansheng waved his hand lightly, naturally understanding that Lin Bingyun didn't have stock here.

What he intended was to enjoy a refreshing gulp of iced cola after completing the ceremony, so he asked Lin Bingyun in advance to prepare it.

"Master Fuli, I'm ready!" said Lin Ying, holding a camera, extremely excited after completing the Spirit Particle Potion injection:

"As soon as you give the order, Housekeeper Lin and I can break through the window and flee for two miles! I even called Lu Wu to help cover us a bit."

Master Fuli's physical development is no mere accident, Lin Ying gradually became accustomed to it and was happy to help Master Fuli record the [Growth Log].

However,

Master Fuli's movements have become increasingly significant recently, and Lin Ying simply couldn't film it all closely anymore.

"Chug chug chug——"

Ansheng squatted sitting on the table, took the canned cola Lin Bingyun handed over, gulped down a mouthful, and with a look of pleasure, gestured to Lin Ying.

And as he gestured, Ansheng simultaneously called out in his heart, "Cousin, it's time!"

[Physique: 240 (+)]

[Wisdom: 246 (+)]

[Wish Power: 25]

Of those 25 Wish Points, some were contributed by Momo's friend Yang Xinyan, some by Tang You, but most came from the distant [Eco-Piercing Insect] providing benefits.

"25 Wish Points aren't bad, just right. After maximizing the Wisdom Attribute, there will be 1 point left, which I can use on my physique to strengthen the bones a little..."

Ansheng glanced at his Wish List, smiled, raised his hand, and patted the Wish List, "Cousin, leave 1 point and all the rest go all-in on wisdom!"

Master Fuli repeatedly clicked 24 times on the Wish List.

[Wisdom: 246→270]

With the infusion of Wish Power beginning, Master Fuli's eyes gradually closed, and the whole fox collapsed onto the table, his consciousness entering the [Dream Space].

Ansheng's figure floated in a space of pitch blackness without any sense of direction.

In that dark space, vague lights began to appear, and the skyscrapers of Jiule City and roads and mountains started to emerge one by one.

The evening sun gradually set, and the dazzling lights of the city illuminated the city's night sky.

"So it is..."

Floating in the night sky, Ansheng looked down on the vast landscapes of Jiule City and revealed a smug smile.

The previous memory anchor point of the Eight-tailed Fox came from his experiences in Yunnan Province.

Then, according to the timeline, the only event in his past life that could serve as the [Nine-tailed Fox Memory Anchor Point] should be the moment of his death.

"Speaking of which... when I died in my previous life, I forgot to smash my phone, those fancy chat records and weird emojis destroyed my lifetime reputation!"

"If I had known this, I would have cleared my QQ space."

Ansheng showed a teasing expression, his figure floating down in the night sky, arriving at a self-built house in Changxi Town, seeing Little Ansheng in the courtyard.

At this moment, Changxi Town was in the height of summer, but the cool weather after a recent typhoon was pleasant.

Although Changxi Town bears the name Changxi Town, in past and present, the village has changed significantly in people and affairs.

Lai Huaimin sat on a bamboo chair, with a robust cast-iron tea-frying pan in front of him, burning wood in the stove, rapidly stirring with his hands in the pan.

"It's possible to fry it, but are we not afraid of being beaten when we're being so shameless?"

"You rascal, sweeping up some fallen leaves from the ground and calling it [old yellow film], is that reasonable?"

Old Lai looked at the tea in the pan, giving a slightly odd look to Little Ansheng, speaking:

"Go away, what's with the fallen leaves..." Little Ansheng leaned back on a bamboo chair, holding a 330ml can of cola, rolling his eyes and complaining:

"It's all good stuff, meticulously chosen third leaves and golden buds mixed together."

"I don't know which evil wind blew by, causing originally mid-low-end tea to be fried to high prices."

Little Ansheng was full of arguments, with a look of [I really have no way with you].

[Old Yellow Film], also known as Golden Leaf, is a type of mid to low-end Pu'er tea, whose raw material is usually coarse old tea leaves with a wide shape that cannot be rolled into strips.

Golden Leaf doesn't have any special traits, except it's strong, a handful can be brewed all day, and it's very affordable.

Pu'er tea is particular about origin and craftsmanship. When the frenzy around Golden Leaf arose, Little Ansheng hadn't any source.

Yet, with qualifications and skills in place, Little Ansheng teamed up with Old Lai, preparing to try crafting a few blended teas by hand.

If successful, it could be like, sweeping a few fallen leaves, finding an old man to fiercely fry it, and putting it on sale for 888.

"This ratio is quite suitable, Pu'er tea balances well with white tea leaf flavor, the freshness and sweetness are ample, just the steep resistance could use a bit more..."

Little Ansheng smacked his lips, spat the tea liquor into the tea waste bucket at his feet, and spoke to Old Lai:

"Let's pause here today! If I drink anymore, I fear I'll pass out mixing the tea here, tomorrow we'll adjust again."

"Alright, be safe on the way back." Old Lai nodded, seeing Little Ansheng off to the door.

Even though both tried to avoid drinking the tea liquor during the hustle of the day, they still drank quite a lot, their tongues numbed and stiffened long ago, drinking more would make them tea drunk.

That's just low blood sugar and electrolyte imbalance, like gulping white tea or raw Pu-erh, which easily leads to tea drunkenness.

Coincidentally, the raw materials for Little Ansheng's blend tea are a mix of Pu'er tea leaves, blending new and old teas.

Little Ansheng was somewhat wary of tea drunkenness, as that condition isn't alleviated just by sticking a finger down your throat.

Therefore, during the tea trial, he would often down a few gulps of cola, or have a couple of tea snacks.

"I think... I met my end on the way home."

Sitting in the passenger seat, Ansheng looked towards Little Ansheng, who was sitting in the driver's seat, with a pensive look.

Ansheng forgot the exact details of death, only remembering dizziness for half a day, then waking up in a fox nest having milk.

"Hmm... in my state, there's no way I was tea drunk or overexcited from a caffeine rush."

In the passenger seat, Ansheng could clearly observe Little Ansheng's state like a bystander.

He wasn't tea drunk, nor was he particularly excited from a large intake of caffeine.

He was just listening to music, humming a tune, driving along the national road he'd traveled countless times towards Jiule City.

"Zheng——"

As Ansheng was observing, the moonlight outside the car window, originally silver, suddenly began to turn red.

The sound of metallic friction echoed from the horizon above.

In the starless night sky, bright black and red lights scattered over the land of Blue Star.

"Hmm!?"

Little Ansheng, who was driving, was momentarily stunned, widening his eyes and tilting his head, looking up past the windshield:

"Is there... an astronomical phenomenon today? This bloody glow is quite unnerving!"

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