Fox Has No Malicious Intent
Chapter 1248 - 1245: Coiling Dragon Pillar
"Treasure Mushroom? Wasn't that thing in the paper box on the desk shelf? How did it end up at the Security Bureau..." Sitting in the shopping cart, Ansheng looked puzzled and glanced at Ah Qing, who was on the phone.
"Hmm... Is it that serious? Could it be that the fungus found by the Treasure Mushroom committed a heinous crime?" Ah Qing was startled and rubbed Little Fox's chin, inquiring with Jin Wanlin over the phone.
"No crime, but there was a strong sense of provocation. They sent a memory card over." Jin Wanlin replied with a peculiar expression:
"Ever seen a circle kick? A bunch of masked thugs caught a Master Fuli doll and kicked the heck out of it."
"They even said something about having the guts to come to America, where they'll make sure to uninstall Master Fuli's WhatsApp."
While Jin Wanlin was speaking, she instinctively kept the receiver away from her ear and adopted a defensive posture.
"Uninstall my WhatsApp? Where did such a lawless hooligan come from!"
Sitting in the shopping cart, Master Fuli was momentarily stunned before bristling all over.
"Ah Qing, let's go there right now. I need to mark the enemies' features immediately and remember them well."
"No need to get mad, the bell is still intact..." Ah Qing almost couldn't keep a straight face, pursed her lips, tried hard to suppress the slight twitch of her lips, and patted Little Fox's back.
A memory card on a USB flash drive traveled thousands of miles from America to Xia Country; inside, there was nothing but one sentence: "I'll damn well uninstall your two WhatsApp accounts."
During the New Year, who can hold it in?
"This is utter lawlessness!" Ansheng raised a paw and slapped the shopping cart hard, wearing an expression of amused disbelief.
The memory card intercepted by the Security Bureau, along with the fungal coverage characteristics, made it obvious who sent it.
However.
To say he was very angry wouldn't be true; the netizens of Xia Country are used to watching the excitement without worrying about causing a bigger commotion for dogs, cats, and lychees.
But Ansheng could not understand why the Immortals were bouncing around in front of him.
It's not like I don't have a mouth; my information-gathering capability might not be enough, but my mouth isn't bad at all.
They came to provoke during the New Year, and Ansheng wouldn't let the Immortals off the hook.
...
After leaving the supermarket, which had just opened, Ah Qing drove her Duojiao fish head straight to Dinghai Pier.
Some areas of Dinghai Pier had already been sealed off by the Security Bureau in conjunction with border inspection, with the perimeter teeming with security cars.
"Master Fuli..."
Ah Qing picked up Little Fox and, under the guidance of a nearby logistics support team member, reached a corner of the pier, where she met Feng Wenyu and Jin Wanlin, along with the Treasure Mushroom.
"Smack—smack—smack—"
The Treasure Mushroom sprouted legs, leaped into the air, and delivered a flying kick to the top of a black fungus.
"Plop..." The black fungus was caught off guard, but the Treasure Mushroom quickly caught up, grabbed the fungus, and swung its arm in a move called the invincible windmill.
The windmill spun the black fungus headfirst onto the ground, producing a "bang-bang" sound on impact.
"Wow..."
Ah Qing was amazed at the one-against-three feat of the Treasure Mushroom chasing and beating those three fungi.
Usually, the Treasure Mushroom was like an ornament, with little reaction.
However, even without being attached to Ah Qing, it would turn into a super-heroic, violent character to subdue the unruly black fungi when encountering certain ones.
"Master Fuli has arrived..."
Jin Wanlin, who was responsible for protecting the scene, greeted Master Fuli and Ah Qing as they approached.
"The Treasure Mushroom has devoured fifteen black fungi since last night, producing fifteen black mushrooms." Jin Wanlin handed a metal box to Ah Qing.
The Treasure Mushroom was borrowed by Li Wenkang last night on the Luwu Fighter, after asking Ah Qing.
The black fungus was not an ancient treasure but rather a mole-like pawn spread by Immortals on Blue Star.
Determined to fight the Immortals to the end, Li Wenkang naturally wouldn't do anything to aid the enemy.
When he came to Xia East from the Imperial Capital, he brought along the black fungi from the research institute, sent them to the Xia East Security Bureau, and asked the Treasure Mushroom to purify them.
Any fungus associated with Immortals received punch after punch from the Treasure Mushroom on its celestial cover.
"Quite well-matched, but the arms are a bit short. Let's throw a knife to the Treasure Mushroom later!"
Standing on Ah Qing's shoulder, Ansheng glanced at the Treasure Mushroom in the crowd and said to Jin Wanlin:
"By the way! Where's the video you mentioned? I need to remember the enemies' faces and features."
Ansheng looked fierce and said: "When I open warehouse relief in the future, I'll keep their WhatsApp accounts in check!"
Although the Immortals are currently in an adversarial state, after beating them down, they have plenty to ask of me.
"Uh... Do you really have that ability?" Jin Wanlin took out a player from her pocket and asked with an odd expression.
"If they don't pay compensation, I guarantee their little bell will run faster than their body." Ansheng said disdainfully.
"...6." Jin Wanlin gestured a "6," placed the player in front of Master Fuli, and began playing the one and only video on the memory card.
In the video.
The Witch King, whom they had met once, walked into the frame captured by the camera.
With long black hair, golden pupils, and skin so pale it seemed bizarre, the Witch King looked at the camera and pulled out a doll meticulously replicated in Master Fuli's likeness from behind him.
"You dog! If you've got the guts, come to America. Let's meet in Oregon to see if we can't uninstall all your WhatsApp accounts."
After speaking, the Witch King tossed the doll, lifted his foot, and delivered a powerful dropkick, sending the Master Fuli doll bouncing around the room, then raised a middle finger towards the camera.
The fox doll landed on the ground, and a group of masked Immortals stepped forward side by side, surrounding the fox doll and kicking it.
This was where the video ended, with only about ninety seconds in duration.
"....."
After watching the video, Master Fuli's eye twitched slightly as he looked at Jin Wanlin and said:
"Do you have anyone skilled with plaster? Go and handcraft a plaster loadbearing pillar with the Witch King's face sculpted on it; I want to make it into a Coiling Dragon Pillar!"
"After the New Year, I'll pin all the Immortals to the concrete pillars."
"Uh...."
As Master Fuli spoke, question marks popped up on the foreheads of both Ah Qing and Jin Wanlin.
Coiling Dragon Pillar...
The gold content of Master Fuli's Coiling Dragon Pillar seemed a bit exorbitant.
"The Security Bureau may not have the talent for that, but we can ask a professor from the Jiule City Art School for help. Sculpting a Coiling Dragon Pillar shouldn't take much time....."
Jin Wanlin scratched her head in response.
"Make sure to sculpt the Witch King's face ugly, and carve the scene of the fox beating him up. Record a video and post it online, tagging overseas public figures for attention." Ansheng hummed and said.
"Okay, I'll write down the requirements now." Jin Wanlin noted them down on her phone and continued to Master Fuli:
"I'll go find someone now, but there's one more thing that might need to be reported to Master Fuli before that."
"According to the Security Bureau's investigation, we have found that there's an abnormal number of oddities sneaking into Xia East recently."
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