Great, It's the Pervy Neighbor. We're Doomed
Chapter 962: Beaten to a Pulp
Even though Sissy Jiang Ran called himself "this servant," every word, every action, every smile was directed entirely toward the feminine side.
But perhaps, as they say, the heart of a venomous woman is the cruelest, and his strikes were ruthless enough.
He knew full well that a man's family jewels were the most fatal weak point, yet he specifically targeted that spot.
Unlike the other alternate personalities, whose moves were all killing blows, going straight for the kill, making it quick and less painful.
The Hacker beside him watched the current Sissy Jiang Ran with extreme excitement.
Finally, a formidable one had come out.
In truth, if not for Blue-Haired Jiang Ran's sudden impulse to clash head-on, he was one of the strongest in terms of combat ability.
At this moment, Sissy Jiang Ran, who had been looking down at the two men curling up and clutching their groin, suddenly retreated several steps backward urgently.
Just two seconds after he retreated, an football flew through his previous position with tremendous force and momentum.
Then it landed on the ground with a heavy bang.
Just from the sound alone, one could tell that if it had hit, it would absolutely have been another blood-vomiting blow.
Thankfully, Sissy Jiang Ran's reaction was fast.
"Was this servant impressive or what?"
He turned his head and asked the Hacker, who nodded, "Yeah, impressive. If it were me, I wouldn't have been able to dodge it at all."
The football had been thrown by Brown.
Seeing that his sneak attack from behind had been dodged, he was somewhat surprised.
He then strode over.
Rubbing his fists and palms together.
He laughed coldly and loudly, "Interesting. A little interesting. I really did underestimate you, huh?"
Sissy Jiang Ran turned to face him, smiled, then imitating Blue-Haired Jiang Ran, crooked his finger, and made a "chk chk chk" sound with his mouth.
In an instant, Brown's footsteps halted, and the fury that had just subsided instantly reignited, blazing even more fiercely than before.
"I see. You just want to die sooner, don't you?!"
"Don't worry. This time, I'll beat you to death with my own hands!"
Brown truly seemed to have been completely set ablaze with rage.
Especially since the Sissy Jiang Ran before him, in his eyes, was nothing but trash, a tiny little Hua Country person.
Yet he repeatedly provoked him, insulted him.
If he didn't beat him to death right here, he wouldn't be doing himself justice!!!!
Sissy Jiang Ran seemed like his mockery still wasn't enough. He continued:
"The N-word? The N-word? The N-word? The N-word?"
When the Hacker heard this, his whole body shuddered, then trembled.
In terror, he backed away, retreating all the way to a safe zone.
His heart was shocked beyond measure. No, wait, are you... insane?
This is how you pour oil on the fire?!
This time it really was a fight to the death.
Sure enough, Brown really wanted to hack the person before him to death a hundred times over.
He could no longer wait, charging at Sissy Jiang Ran with a terrifying momentum.
Upon arriving, he loomed over him, and a massive fist came crashing down.
Anyone ordinary hit by that punch would be absolutely done for.
But to be fair, for big guys like Brown, he had the common afflictions of many other big guys:
Clumsy, poor agility, bad at maneuvering, poor at dodging, and so on.
Of course, that was relative to those who could fight, and to someone at Brown's level.
Against ordinary people, like the Hacker, and those two still on the ground rolling around crying for their parents.
Brown's so-called clumsiness, poor agility, bad maneuvering, and poor dodging were not that at all.
He completely crushed them.
That punch, if it were the Hacker or the others, they'd be hit directly, with no time to dodge.
And even Sissy Jiang Ran barely managed to dodge it.
But the instant he dodged, he had to face the other fist of Brown before him.
After dodging that punch.
Sissy Jiang Ran used his smaller stature compared to Brown, along with his agility, to begin maneuvering.
Constantly dodging.
Brown's punches and kicks were all dodged.
He grew increasingly impatient and irritable.
His movements became more and more wide and dramatic.
"What's wrong?! Keep dodging? How about you try punching me for once?"
Brown tried to provoke Sissy Jiang Ran into anger.
But Sissy Jiang Ran simply wouldn't take the bait.
After the two of them continued like this for about five minutes.
The constantly dodging Sissy Jiang Ran seized an opportunity and launched a fatal blow.
With a single kick, he viciously slammed it into Brown's crotch!!!!
He put his full strength into this kick.
It was the best opportunity!
One hit to take half your life away!
But the sensation of that kick connecting was very wrong.
Brown did not let out a heart-wrenching scream of agony.
Instead, Sissy Jiang Ran only felt that his right foot seemed to have kicked a steel plate, burning with searing pain.
Brown suddenly revealed an evil, bewitching smile: "Kid, kicking my crotch? You're ruthless! Unfortunately for you, I've suffered that kind of loss before!"
Brown seized the moment and delivered a punch to the chest of the momentarily dazed Sissy Jiang Ran, making him spew a mouthful of old blood and collapse to the ground, clutching his chest and grimacing in pain.
"Ten years ago, there was a football game. Me and two idiots got into a quarrel. Those two couldn't beat me, so one of them played dirty and kicked me right in that spot."
"Luckily, the position was off at the time. At least my junk wasn't destroyed. But it still hurt for a long time."
"So, ever since then, I spent money on custom underwear specifically to protect my crotch. You understand?"
Brown grabbed Sissy Jiang Ran's neck with one hand.
He lifted him clean off the ground. Brown's hand gripping his neck used tremendous force. It was visible that Sissy Jiang Ran's entire body was struggling, especially his face, which had been choked red from being unable to breathe.
"Go to hell!"
Brown laughed coldly.
His grip suddenly tightened.
At this moment, in the live stream room, in the chat section.
Middle-aged Uncle: 【Damn, this won't do. This opponent is way too strong this time. Even Jiang Ran's alternate personality isn't working! Just watching this long, I feel like several alternate personalities have already come out!】
Domineering Female CEO: 【Have faith in Jiang Ran. Don't forget, this black man before us, and that Mingguang Armor Man wearing three layers of armor back then, which one do you think was harder to deal with?】
Middle-aged Uncle: 【Definitely the one in three layers of armor. That thing was an iron lump, truly hopeless.】
Domineering Female CEO: 【Exactly, so don't worry.】
Middle-aged Uncle: 【I've been handling company affairs all day, and now I come online to watch the stream, my head is muddled.】
Even though Sissy Jiang Ran was still at a disadvantage, and was about to be strangled to death, many people in the live stream room still had abundant confidence in him. Because he had broken out of too many certain-death situations before.
Soon, Sissy Jiang Ran's whole body went still.
As if he had been strangled to death alive.
Brown didn't let go, instead choking for over another minute. Then he released his grip, and Jiang Ran's entire body collapsed to the ground, like a pile of mud.
"Trash. This is the price for mocking me. There really are quite a lot of people like you who enjoy courting death."
Brown's fury today was slowly fading along with Jiang Ran's death.
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