Harry Potter: Most Annoying System Ever

Chapter 315: The One-Track Mind and The Academic Trap

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Hermione scoffed, crossing her arms defensively over her chest, her posture rigid as stone.

"I have absolutely no interest in having a ’chat’ with you, Malfoy," Hermione said, her voice sharp, though the faint tremor beneath it betrayed her exhaustion.

She threw one last, lingering, deeply conflicted glance around the magnificent, fire-lit room. Her eyes flicked toward the Persian rug, where Crookshanks was currently lying on his side, blissfully ignoring the entire human race while licking a stray flake of salmon from his whiskers.

She turned on her heel, reaching for the heavy brass handle of the oak door.

"You might want to think that through, Granger," Orion’s voice drifted across the room, smooth, measured, and entirely unbothered.

Hermione’s hand paused inches from the brass.

"While others in this castle might look at you and offer pity," Orion continued softly, his teacup resting comfortably in his lap, "I assure you... I am not one of them. Pity is a patronizing, useless emotion."

He took a slow sip of Earl Grey, letting the silence stretch before delivering the hook.

"There are precisely two people in this world who possess the capability to truly understand what you experienced in that alleyway, Granger. Marietta Edgecombe is currently locked inside an intensive-care ward at St. Mungo’s, slowly learning how to breathe without trembling. And the other person..."

Orion set his teacup down with a quiet, definitive clink.

"...is sitting right here in this armchair."

Hermione’s spine stiffened. She didn’t turn around, but her hand dropped away from the door handle.

"I am not someone you will ever get another private opportunity to speak with like this," Orion pressed, his tone calm, clinical, and devoid of mockery. "And let us be entirely pragmatic: if my intention was simply to mock you, or gloat over your sudden fall from academic grace... a public setting like the Great Hall would have been the vastly superior, infinitely more logical choice. It would have served my house’s social standing."

He watched her narrow shoulders, observing the subtle, micro-tensions running through her frame.

"So, think it over, Miss Granger," Orion challenged softly. "Decide if you wish to act like Ronald Weasley—blinding yourself with childish prejudice, fleeing the room simply because my surname happens to be Malfoy. I had always operated under the assumption that you were significantly better than that."

Hermione remained motionless for ten agonizing seconds. Her head was bowed, her chaotic curls spilling over her face. Orion could practically hear the violent, internal war waging behind her eyes—her deep-seated mistrust of a Slytherin clashing with her desperate, suffocating need for someone to acknowledge the nightmare she was drowning in.

Slowly, reluctantly, Hermione turned back around.

She didn’t walk with her usual, brisk confidence. She trudged across the Persian rug like a prisoner marching to a gallows, and practically threw herself into the velvet armchair opposite his, plunking down with a heavy, ungraceful thud.

She sat rigidly, her knees locked together, her bruised, swollen knuckles resting flat against her denim trousers.

She leveled a fierce, dark, defensive glare at him.

"If you mock me, Malfoy," Hermione warned, her voice trembling with a terrifying, raw intensity, "I will hurt you. I broke McLaggen’s nose yesterday, and I will not hesitate to break yours."

"Noted," Orion replied mildly, his expression entirely composed. "Though, for your own sake, I would advise against testing my reflexes. I rarely miss."

He picked up the teapot, pouring a steaming stream of amber liquid into a second, empty porcelain cup, nudging the saucer across the mahogany table toward her.

"Drink. It helps with the physical tension."

Hermione stared at the cup suspiciously, but didn’t touch it.

"So," Orion began, leaning back into the velvet cushions, deliberately steering the conversation away from the precipice. "I noticed you mentioning house-elves earlier, Granger. Given your Muggle upbringing, I was half-expecting someone with your bleeding-heart sensibilities to suddenly launch an aggressive, ill-conceived crusade to ’liberate’ them the moment you realized they prepare the school’s meals."

Hermione blinked, completely thrown off balance by the bizarre, sudden pivot in topics. Her brow furrowed in confusion.

"Why on earth would I do that?" Hermione asked, her tone defensive, slipping naturally into her academic rhythm. "I spent hours researching house-elf biology and historical magical pacts in the library last term, after Harry told me of your elf. Elves exist in a deeply entrenched, symbiotic relationship with the ambient magic of their masters or the institution they serve. Their physical and magical health is tethered to the bond. If you simply sever the bond without an anchor, their cores destabilize. They weaken and die."

She looked at him as if he were the idiot.

"I would never advocate for something so biologically ignorant," Hermione stated firmly. "The problem isn’t the existence of the bond; it’s the absolute lack of legal protections regarding their treatment. I have read horrifying accounts of pureblood families abusing that authority."

She narrowed her brown eyes into sharp slits, glaring at him over the table.

"And if I ever discover that you mistreat the Hogwarts elves, Malfoy... I will hurt you for that, too."

Orion smirked, taking another bite of his scone. "My, my. So remarkably violent recently, Granger. It is quite the departure from your rule-abiding persona."

He wiped his fingers on a linen napkin. "Regardless, you are welcome to interrogate the kitchen staff regarding my conduct. Anything I say to defend myself would simply be categorized by your mind as a calculated lie anyway."

Hermione let out a frustrated, sharp breath, shaking her head aggressively.

"Stop it, Malfoy!" she snapped, leaning forward, slapping her uninjured palm against the table. "Stop with this ridiculous talk about elves and tea and Founder’s rooms! You clearly have a specific agenda. You dragged me up seven flights of stairs using my own cat. Why don’t you stop beating around the bush and just say what you want to say?!"

Orion stopped. He looked at her, letting out a long, heavy, theatrical sigh that was thick with pure disappointment.

"You know, Granger," Orion murmured, his voice dropping into a cutting, razor-sharp cadence. "This is precisely your fundamental, structural flaw."

Hermione stiffened. "My flaw?"

"Your one-track, tunnel-vision mind," Orion stated coldly. "Despite possessing an encyclopedic intellect, you are utterly, blindingly incapable of observing the wider operational picture around you."

He gestured expansively around the luxurious, warm room.

"Can you genuinely not see what I have been doing for the past fifteen minutes?" Orion asked, his indigo eyes piercing through her defenses. "By bringing you into an impossible sanctuary... by presenting an intellectual paradox regarding Gamp’s Law... by baiting you into an academic debate regarding house-elf biology... I was deliberately redirecting your focus."

He leaned in, the shadows of the fireplace carving sharp lines across his cheekbones.

"I was distracting your hyperactive, traumatized brain. I was giving your nervous system permission to step away from the edge of the cliff and simply relax for ten minutes."

Hermione froze, her breath catching in her throat.

"But no," Orion scoffed softly, shaking his head in disdain. "You are so pathologically stubborn, so utterly addicted to your own misery, that you refuse the comfort. You aggressively drag yourself straight back to the edge of the abyss, demanding to confront the horror as if your trauma is the only thing that defines your existence."

The silence in the room became absolute. The crackle of the hearth seemed to fade into white noise.

Hermione’s eyes widened, shining with unshed, terrified tears, but Orion did not let up. He delivered the final, surgical diagnosis with devastating accuracy.

"On that afternoon in Hogsmeade," Orion said, his voice dropping to a low, quiet murmur, "when you turned that corner and found yourself face-to-face with an apex predator of despair... your brilliant, perfect library of a brain crashed."

Hermione flinched as if struck across the face.

"You knew the theory," Orion dissected her memories without mercy. "You knew that the Patronus Charm is the singular, absolute defense against a Dementor. But because you had not yet mastered the spell... because you did not possess the specific tool the textbook mandated for the scenario... your mind hit an unrecoverable error."

He leaned closer, holding her shaking gaze.

"You froze, Hermione. You completely stopped thinking. You didn’t attempt an offensive distraction, you didn’t cast a kinetic smokescreen, you didn’t even think to grab Edgecombe’s collar and sprint in the opposite direction. You simply fell to the floor and waited to die, because the book said there was only one answer, and you didn’t have it."

A single, hot tear spilled over Hermione’s cheek, tracking through the pale dust on her skin. Her lower lip trembled violently.

"And that," Orion concluded softly, his words landing like physical blows on her shattered pride, "is the poison currently eating you alive. You are not losing your mind because of a heavy homework schedule, Granger. You are losing your mind because you cannot forgive yourself for being helpless."

He looked at her swollen, purple-bruised knuckles resting on the table.

"And that is precisely why you shattered Cormac McLaggen’s nose yesterday afternoon. Not because he insulted Marietta Edgecombe. You hit him because he called the victims weak."

Orion’s eyes locked onto her breaking soul.

"And deep down, in the darkest, most terrifying corner of your mind... you are terrified that he was right about you."

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