Harry Potter: Most Annoying System Ever
Chapter 318: The Double Apology and The Ticking Clock
Orion looked across the low mahogany table at the girl sitting in the armchair.
Her tears had dried, leaving faint, dusty tracks down her cheeks. The frantic, manic tension in her shoulders had collapsed entirely, replaced by a quiet, shell-shocked stillness. The truth had landed with surgical precision, carving away the fragile scaffolding of her excuses.
Orion decided that was sufficient for one afternoon. He had diagnosed the disease and presented the reality; it was entirely up to Hermione Granger to decide whether she possessed the courage to swallow the medicine.
He stood up smoothly from the velvet armchair, adjusting his cloak.
"You have people who genuinely care for your well-being, Granger," Orion said, his tone returning to its usual, cool composure. "Potter worries about you, even if he lacks the tactical intellect to articulate it properly. Professor McGonagall would move mountains for you if you simply stopped lying to her about your limits. And your parents... well, I imagine they would prefer a living daughter over an impressive headstone."
He walked toward the heavy oak doors, pausing with his hand resting against the wood.
"You should speak with them," Orion advised, looking over his shoulder. "Perhaps it might grant your hyperactive mind some semblance of clarity."
He gestured to the warm, crackling fireplace and the walnut-paneled walls.
"And on a purely logistical note: it would be exceedingly wise to keep the existence of this room an absolute secret. Unless, of course, you fancy the idea of half the student body using Rowena Ravenclaw’s private sanctuary to snog in the dark."
Orion offered a faint, sardonic smirk.
"Naturally, I possess no physical means of preventing you from blabbing about it. But... if you do end up leaking its location, especially to someone as extraordinarily loud and indiscreet as Ronald Weasley, I will categorize it as a deliberate, unredeemable act of stupidity on your part."
He turned the brass handle. "See you around, Granger."
"Wait!"
The word cracked through the quiet room, sharp and desperate.
Orion paused, his hand on the open door, looking back.
Hermione had stood up from the armchair. She was trembling slightly, her hands clenched in the fabric of her cardigan, her knuckles still faintly purple. She looked at him—really looked at him—her brown eyes stripped of all their usual academic arrogance, filled with an agonizing, deeply humbled vulnerability.
She swallowed hard, clearly fighting against years of ingrained House prejudice and pride, before forcing the words past her lips.
"Thank you," Hermione whispered.
She took a shaky breath, stepping out from behind the coffee table.
"Thank you... for Hogsmeade. For saving my life from that Dementor when I couldn’t move." Her voice cracked slightly. "And... thank you for first year, too. For the troll. Even if you claim you only did it because it was ’disorderly’."
Orion raised an eyebrow, maintaining his silent, impassive posture.
Hermione looked down at her shoes, her face flushing a deep, embarrassed crimson, before lifting her chin to meet his gaze directly.
"And... I’m sorry," she forced out, the words tasting bitter, but undeniably sincere. "I am truly sorry, Malfoy. For the way I have treated you. For the way I have spent the last three years assuming you were just an arrogant, cruel copy of Draco, simply because you share his surname... even when every single action you took proved you were nothing like him."
Orion blinked.
He stood there in the doorway, staring at the Gryffindor girl in genuine, quiet astonishment.
"Wow," Orion murmured, a slow, incredibly amused smirk breaking across his face. "You know, Granger... that is officially the second time in my life that someone has managed to offer me both a ’thank you’ and an apology in the exact same breath."
Hermione blinked, momentarily derailed by the reaction. "What?"
"For your information," Orion drawled, leaning against the doorframe, "the first person to execute that specific verbal gymnastics was Harry Potter. In a corridor at St. Mungo’s."
Hermione’s jaw dropped. "Harry thanked you?!"
"How else do you think I managed to drag him into my water balloon ambush against Snape?" Orion chuckled, giving her a small, mocking wink. "I told you, Granger: I don’t operate on luck. See ya."
He turned on his heel and strode out into the seventh-floor corridor, letting the heavy oak doors click shut behind him.
Inside the Room of Requirement, the silence returned, warm and crackling.
Hermione stood motionless in the center of the Persian rug for a long moment, staring at the blank wood of the closed door. A profound, shuddering breath escaped her lips—not of grief, but of a colossal, suffocating weight finally slipping from her chest.
At her feet, Crookshanks let out a soft, inquiring trill, rubbing his heavy ginger body against her ankles.
Hermione knelt down, burying her face in the thick, salmon-scented fur of her cat, wrapping her arms around him tightly.
"Thanks, Crooks," Hermione whispered into his fur, a tear of pure relief slipping down her nose. "You brought me exactly where I needed to be."
She stood up, scooping the purring cat into her arms. She looked around the magnificent Founder’s room one last time, squared her narrow shoulders, and walked toward the exit.
She had an appointment to keep with Professor McGonagall. And for the first time in months, she was going to tell the absolute truth.
Meanwhile, seven floors below, Orion was walking down the Grand Staircase, hands tucked comfortably into his coat pockets.
"You know," Sparkle’s interface buzzed into existence at his ear, glowing with a distinctly teasing, pastel-pink hue. "If I didn’t know you were an unhinged, power-hungry reincarnation anomaly... I would swear you act like a total tsundere whenever it comes to Hermione Granger."
Orion stumbled slightly on the third step, catching his balance on the banister. He glared into the empty air beside his temple.
"I beg your absolute pardon?" Orion hissed mentally. "A what?"
"A tsundere," Sparkle giggled digitally, her waveform pulsing with pure anime-fueled delight. "You act all cold, arrogant, and dismissive on the outside—’Oh, you’re an annoying one-track mind, Granger, don’t talk to me’—and then you literally hijack her cat, summon a Founder’s palace, feed her scones, and spend thirty minutes giving her life-altering psychological therapy to fix her trauma."
"I was safeguarding an asset, Sparkle," Orion countered flatly, resuming his descent. "An emotionally fractured witch carrying an unrestricted temporal artifact in her pocket is an unacceptable environmental hazard. If she sneezed wrong while turning the hourglass, she could have erased the entire East Wing from the timeline. I mitigated a risk."
"Right, right. Keep telling yourself that, Mr. Malfoy," Sparkle hummed unconvinced.
Her interface shifted, the pink fading into a sharp, clinical amber.
"Jokes aside, boss... it is high time you shift your focus back to the main quest. Specifically, Gringotts."
Orion’s expression sobered, the banter vanishing. "I know."
"Look at the calendar," Sparkle warned, projecting a small, glowing timeline. "It is practically the end of January. You have spent weeks playing around in the ballroom, sorting junk in the attic, and doing therapy sessions. If you don’t execute the Hufflepuff Cup heist soon, your entire operational window collapses."
She highlighted the summer marker on the chart.
"The Gaunt Ring is still sitting in Little Hangleton. If you delay Gringotts, you won’t have enough time to scout the shack and retrieve the Ring before Voldemort potentially relocates there from Albania. If he sets up camp in the Riddle House with Nagini and Wormtail, retrieving that Ring goes from an infiltration mission into a direct boss fight against a Dark Lord and his minions."
"I am well aware of the math, Sparkle," Orion murmured, his indigo eyes darkening as he reached the dungeon entrance.
He pushed open the door to the Slytherin common room, stepping into the dim green light.
"Let’s just hope," Orion thought, his jaw clenching with cold, absolute resolve, "that I can solve that final mechanical puzzle as soon as possible."
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