Help! I regressed to build a harem [R18]
Chapter 24: F.U. F.U. F.U
Mina presses a kiss to Parker’s cheek as she pulls her dress down her ass shyly. His thick cum is cooling on her plush flesh and Parker is proud of himself for ruining her. Her face is still tear-stained, and she bites her lower lip as she thinks of something.
"Please, do me a favor...don’t tell my boyfriend what we just did" she says and Parker nods eagerly.
"Thank you" she whispers before stealing away into the night. Parker whistles to himself as he watches her leave. He still doesn’t know about the video on that stranger’s phone, and he has no clue that the stranger is contemplating either ruining his life or helping him.
With his hands stuffed in his pockets, cock soft, and chest puffed up, Parker returns to his room.
As soon as he steps into the private space, he is greeted with the sight of his new accomplishment.
[Stats: Charm – 1000. Wealth – 400. Intelligence – 1000. Confidence – 500]
He whispers a celebratory ’yes’ at the new stats. The numbers keep going up and up. Now he has enough confidence to probably look girls in the eyes. He might consider asking for his two other crushes to go on a date. He goes over the numbers, and his smile drops when he notices that ’intelligence’ number is still the same as it was a few hours ago.
"Why is it still that way? I thought it would go up with every mission I fulfill" he says to himself and the system gives a response that sours his mood.
[System: you got lost in the moment and let your guard down, Parker. You’re lucky the consequence didn’t take your numbers away.]
"Wait...what does that mean? Were we caught having sex?" Parker asks in fear. He’s frozen by his door with his hand to his chest. He doesn’t know what to do with himself. If it’s that he has been caught...then that would be a big mess. He doesn’t want to get in trouble with the school.
Getting in trouble with the school is a thought he doesn’t want to entertain, not because he likes school, but because he can’t go back home.
"Wait, system. Did I get caught? What am I going to do?" Parker asks with even more fear. This didn’t happen in his former life, so he doesn’t know what to expect. One would think he’d be all-knowing since he’s coming from the future, but it sure doesn’t feel that way.
Parker starts to pace as he racks his brain in worry. What can he do? If he gets expelled, how much impact would it have on his future?
[System: it would have a lot of impact, bird brain. Didn’t I tell you this vacation was a key step to your success?]
"You told me to fuck her IN PUBLIC!" Parker whisper-yells at the system. If anyone opens the door and finds him like this, they’d think he has gone mad, and maybe he has. Low-key. This system is driving him insane.
"I swear you’re all the way from hell" Parker moans and runs his fingers through his hair. The system with its push and pull personality is stressing him out. "I’m going to bed" Parker mumbles and climbs into the bed.
[System: I’ll be here when you wake up, just so you know.]
"Shut up" he murmurs and turns on his other side. He hugs the soft pillow to himself and shuts his eyes to force himself to sleep, but sleep doesn’t come to him. He is a bit hungry. Parker sits up and tiptoes to the door.
[System: remember the last time you got greedy about food?]
"Do you have a mute button or something?" Parker counters and the System spams him with a sequence of messages.
[System: F.U. F.U. F.U. F.U.]
"I get your point, I feel like the higher my intelligence gets, the lesser yours becomes" Parker jokes and the system repeats the message like it’s an error code.
[System: F.U. F.U. F.U. F.U.]
"Sheesh. Do systems even get to be mad? Aren’t you some programmed computer?" Parker muses out loud.
[System: I am more than you can comprehend, homo sapien.]
Parker bursts into genuine laughter at the system’s words. Homo Sapien sounds so funny. Parker isn’t mad at the system, he just wishes he’d get answers to the questions on his mind.
The list of questions on his mind includes: why did the system suddenly glitch earlier? Why did it shut down on him? Was that experience on the bus a hallucination? Did he get caught fucking Mina in the garden?
[System: aren’t you just one curious Homo Sapien?]
"I’d appreciate it if you just call me by my name, system" Parker says and suddenly, three knocks on the door make him freeze. He has never been more scared in his life. Having no one to express his fear to, Parker looks towards the balcony in hope of an escape route.
"Someone is here to get me for what I did. System, do something, this is your fault!" he yells quietly and the system says quiet. Parker almost cries out in annoyance, but he swallows and heads for the door.
As he throws it open, he readies his mind to be dragged back home. He mentally kisses his future wealth goodbye, waves his chance with other gorgeous women goodbye, and hugs his chance at revenge goodbye.
"Yo, what’s on your mind?" Tim’s voice asks and Parker blinks twice. Fuck. That really scared him.
"What are you doing here?" Parker hisses as he tries to catch his breath and Tim raises a brow, confused at Parker’s reaction to him. He didn’t do anything scary, so why is Parker flighty?
"I had some chips and wanted to see if you’d like some" Tim says as he holds up a yellow bag of chips.
"Yeah, thanks bro" Parker snatches it, slams the door, and rests against it. Phew. That was really close.
[System: not as close as the trouble you got yourself in.]
"Huh? What does that mean now?" Parker asks as he nonchalantly rips the chips pack open and starts to chomp on them.
[System: good night, Parker.]
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