Chapter 195: Gu Yizhou: Damn it, I was played by a cat

Chapter 195: Chapter 195: Gu Yizhou: Damn it, I was played by a cat

Seeing Xiaobai staring at him with a blank expression, Gu Yizhou suddenly realized something.

"Oh, I almost forgot. You don’t know what dog training is either."

He muttered to himself.

Yan Luoxi: "???"

’Dog man!’

’Is this a question of whether *I* understand or not?!’

’I’m the dignified CEO of Tidal Group, and you want me to fetch things for you like a dog?’

’What in the world are you thinking?!’

Seeing Xiaobai still staring at him blankly, Gu Yizhou said, "It’s okay, Xiaobai. We’ll play a few times, and you’ll get it!"

As he spoke, he casually pulled a tissue from the box on the coffee table, crumpled it into a ball, and tossed it forward.

"Go, Xiaobai! Go get the ball of tissue!"

Gu Yizhou said to Xiaobai.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’Dog man!’

’You’re really doing this!’

She looked at Gu Yizhou’s expectant face, utterly speechless.

"Xiaobai, go on!"

Seeing Xiaobai remain motionless, Gu Yizhou encouraged her.

"..."

Yan Luoxi looked at the dog man as if he were a complete idiot.

She didn’t even bother to acknowledge him.

’What a psycho!’

’If you want it, go get it yourself!’

’There’s no way I’m going!’

One person, one cat.

Four eyes met.

They stared at each other for a while.

In the end, it was Gu Yizhou who backed down.

"This... could it be that she doesn’t understand what I’m saying?"

"No, that can’t be right!"

"What part of the process went wrong? Isn’t Xiaobai usually so smart?"

"Could it be that the tissue isn’t good enough?"

Gu Yizhou frowned and muttered to himself.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

’Dog man!’

’The tissue isn’t good enough?’

’*You’re* the one who’s not good enough!’

’Is this a problem with the tissue?’

’In any case!’

’Even if I starve to death today, even if I jump from this very spot, I will absolutely never go fetch that for you!’

She seethed inwardly.

If she could,

she would have lunged over and given this dog a vicious bite!

’You really are a dog!’

’To think you could come up with such a boneheaded idea.’

Just then, Gu Yizhou thought for a moment, then stood up again, picked up a pen from the table, and threw it toward the balcony.

"Here!"

Gu Yizhou pointed at the fallen pen not far away, patiently coaxing Xiaobai, "Xiaobai, go get the pen, and Daddy will give you a tasty reward."

Yan Luoxi lifted her little head to glance at him, her expression blank.

’Brilliant!’

’Is this really the dog man I like?’

She clenched her teeth, suppressing the urge to lunge forward and bite the dog man to death.

Gu Yizhou stared at her for another moment.

It was as if a thousand crows flew through the air.

It was extremely awkward.

"That’s not right!"

"I saw online that cats can also be trained to fetch things their owners throw, right?"

"Xiaobai is so smart, there’s no way she can’t do it!"

Gu Yizhou thought hard. ’Could it be that Xiaobai doesn’t know how because I haven’t demonstrated it myself?’

And so,

Gu Yizhou got up and walked over to retrieve the crumpled tissue and the pen he had just thrown.

He reached out to stroke Yan Luoxi’s little head, then gestured with the items in his hand and explained, "Xiaobai, you see? In a moment, I’ll throw these, and you go get them and bring them back just like Daddy did now. Understand?"

Yan Luoxi glanced at him but said nothing.

Gu Yizhou paid her no mind and simply threw the tissue and pen toward the balcony again.

"Go!"

"Pika... Xiaobai!"

He patted the little cat’s bottom and shouted.

?

Yan Luoxi turned to glare at him, the corner of her mouth twitching. She completely ignored him.

"Er..."

Gu Yizhou froze for a second. "Still don’t understand?"

"Alright, Daddy will show you one more time."

He shook his head, got up, and walked over to pick up the items once again.

"Xiaobai, you see now?"

"In a moment, Daddy will throw the things, and you go get them just like Daddy did."

"You understand this time, right?"

Gu Yizhou asked.

After speaking, Gu Yizhou threw the items in his hand once more.

"Go on, Xiaobai. Go get the things."

Gu Yizhou encouraged her, his face full of expectation.

Yan Luoxi shot him a look, then silently leaped onto the sofa and plopped down.

"Hm?"

Seeing Xiaobai’s maneuver, Gu Yizhou was stunned at first.

"No!"

"Xiaobai, Daddy didn’t tell you to lie down!"

"Go get the things first,"

Gu Yizhou said.

However, Yan Luoxi paid him no mind, remaining sprawled out. She even shifted her butt to find a more comfortable position.

Gu Yizhou: "...-_-||"

"No!"

"Xiaobai, get up!"

With a helpless expression, Gu Yizhou picked the little cat up off the sofa.

But as soon as he let go, Yan Luoxi silently plopped down again.

"This...!"

Gu Yizhou didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. "Xiaobai, you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you?"

’Duh!’

’Dog man.’

’You’re only figuring that out now?!’

Yan Luoxi thought irritably.

"Wait!"

Gu Yizhou suddenly realized something.

"Does Xiaobai think that because I threw it, I have to be the one to go get it?"

"No way, doesn’t that mean... Xiaobai is training *me*?!"

At this thought, Gu Yizhou’s expression darkened.

"Meow~!"

Hearing Gu Yizhou muttering to himself, Yan Luoxi let out a meow and happily swished her tail.

’Dog man.’

’You’re more self-aware than I thought!’

’Hahaha...’

She was ecstatic inside.

Hearing the sound, Gu Yizhou turned his head and glanced at her.

Seeing her smug little expression, Gu Yizhou was finally certain that Xiaobai had been doing it on purpose.

’I knew it!’

’This silly little cat is practically a genius; how could she not understand what I’m saying!’

The thought of being played by a cat made Gu Yizhou’s expression darken even further.

Just as Yan Luoxi was joyfully swishing her tail, Gu Yizhou silently scooped her up.

"Meow?"

Caught off guard, Yan Luoxi looked bewildered.

Gu Yizhou said nothing. He carried Yan Luoxi straight over to the crumpled paper and pen he had thrown.

He took her two little pink paws, squatted down, and used them to pick up the tissue ball and the pen.

Yan Luoxi: "?"

’Dog man.’

’You really are a dog!’

’He refuses to get it himself, so he resorts to carrying me over to do this?’

She stared in utter disbelief at Gu Yizhou’s wild move, completely and utterly defeated.

Throughout the entire process, Yan Luoxi remained expressionless.

She let Gu Yizhou do whatever he wanted with her.

But the moment Gu Yizhou let go of her, she bolted, running back to the sofa again.

Gu Yizhou: "..."

Brilliant!

This time, Gu Yizhou completely gave up the struggle.

He could see it now—this silly little cat was smarter than a monkey!

But Gu Yizhou still felt a bit indignant.

He didn’t want to give up.

After all, the days ahead were long,

and he planned to slowly "discipline" this rebellious little cat...