How To Ruin A Love Comedy
Chapter 155
Watching Porn Together
Click.
The faint sound of the Main Gate opening drifted in from outside the window.
'It must be Miyuki,' I thought. 'I told her to call me if she was coming over... She never listens.'
I started to sit up to greet her, but a sudden thought made me change my mind.
'I should pretend to be asleep.'
The reason Miyuki had come over was probably... because she was still worked up.
Thinking back to our final round in the car, and how she had hesitated for a long time before finally dragging herself home, I was sure of it.
Slide...
While these thoughts were running through my head, the window slid open.A cold breeze slipped through the tiny gap between the mattress and the blanket, chilling my entire body and brushing against my face.
Pretending to shiver, I pulled the blanket tighter. Soft footsteps padded toward the bathroom. A moment later, having washed her hands and feet, Miyuki came out and began poking my cheek, chest, and stomach. I let my expression twitch slightly in response.
'What is she doing?'
She kept prodding me, as if testing some unfamiliar creature.
Was she trying to wake me up by acting cute? No. If that had been her goal, she would have just snuggled right into my arms.
For now, I would just wait quietly.
"Matsuda-kun... are you awake...?"
Miyuki called out to me cautiously.
Her voice was so faint that I never would have heard it if I had actually been sleeping.
"Matsuda-kun... are you sleeping...?"
After calling my name again in a voice barely louder than a mosquito's, she rustled about and moved away.
Whirrrr...
Then came the sound of a computer cooling fan spinning up.
Finally realizing what Miyuki was trying to do, I bit my lower lip hard to hold back a laugh.
So all that poking earlier had just been a test to see if I was in a deep sleep before she snooped on my Laptop.
Chuckling inwardly, I subtly shifted around.
"Mmm..."
At that, Miyuki gasped and held her breath.
Since I kept my eyes closed, I couldn't see what she was doing, but the sudden silence suggested she had frozen in place.
After teasing her like that, I waited a little while until the clacking of the keyboard tickled my ears, then cracked one eye open.
She was staring intently at the monitor. She was wearing wired earphones that she seemed to have brought herself.
Thanks to the glow spilling from the screen, I could see that Miyuki's complexion was a bit flushed. It looked like she was already watching porn... High chance it was a threesome video, right?
According to statistics, unlike men, women experience sexual arousal from both sexes regardless of whether they are heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual.
That meant she could get aroused just by watching women roll around intimately. Apparently, it was a trait found in the vast majority of women.
They say it's a highly credible research finding, not that I was planning to rely purely on statistics...
It was just good for reference. Like adding a spoonful of hope to my plans.
Still, it would be great if Miyuki felt even a little bit of interest while watching the video.
"...Mmm..."
Miyuki let out a short, nasal hum, her eyes glued to the screen.
She kept licking her lips, showing incredible concentration. She didn't even seem to realize she was making those sounds.
What should I do now?
Should I get up, startle her, and try to start a conversation?
Or should I wait longer?
I chose the latter.
If I got up now, Miyuki wouldn't have time to properly watch the video.
But if I waited too long, she might get bored... I needed to keep an eye on her expression and time it right.
Man, using my brain this much was exhausting.
I wasn't exactly the intellectual type.
How much time passed like that?
After shifting her posture several times while watching the porn, Miyuki squeezed her legs together...
By the time her face had turned bright red, I smoothly sat up like a ghost.
Then, in an indifferent tone, I spoke.
"What are you doing? Right now?"
Sensing my presence, Miyuki's head whipped toward me.
And then— "Kyaaaaah!!"
A tremendous scream erupted from her mouth.
She scrambled backward in sheer terror, as if she had seen a ghost. The sudden movement pulled the earphone cord taut, yanking it right out of the Laptop with a pop.
[Aah...! Haaah...]
The porn actresses' moans leaked straight from the speakers, echoing through the room.
I hadn't expected the earphones to get unplugged either. Once she recovered from the shock, things were going to be incredibly awkward, weren't they?
She really should have brought wireless ones.
"Haa..."
A weary sigh escaped Miyuki's lips after she took a sip of warm green tea.
Staring intently at her, I asked.
"Are you okay now? Have you calmed down?"
"...Yeah."
"What was there to be so surprised about...?"
"How could I not be surprised when someone sits up without making a sound...?"
"That's because you were wearing earphones. Why were you looking through my Laptop behind my back anyway?"
"..."
She didn't answer.
Seeing her pout with her lips sticking out was cute.
"How did you figure out the password?"
"...I solved it by looking at the hint..."
"You actually solved that?"
"Amazing. Truly amazing."
Did my sarcastic tone rub her the wrong way?
Miyuki jutted her lips out, placed her cup on the table, and reached out to pinch my thigh.
But then, changing her mind for whatever reason, she shook her head and rested her hands on her own lap.
"Um... Matsuda-kun."
"I'm sorry... for snooping around..."
"It's not like I could have kept it a secret forever... I don't mind."
Relieved by my nonchalant attitude, Miyuki slowly closed and opened her eyes.
"But you know... like when we video called last time... Do you really like videos with two girls so much that you made a separate folder for them...?"
Just two? I like them with three or four, too.
Actually, I love anything harem-related.
Miyuki's voice was completely serious.
Figuring I shouldn't try to gloss over it this time, I scratched the back of my head and answered.
"Well... I watch a lot of genres, but I do prefer that kind..."
"Is... a-actual sisters... is that your fetish...?"
"I just downloaded that one because the actresses were pretty."
"Really...?"
Miyuki's expression brightened slightly.
She looked as though she had found a silver lining. Hearing that I wasn't specifically into sister porn seemed to relieve her.
Actually, sister sandwiches were right up my alley... though I wouldn't be interested if it wasn't Kanna and Miyuki.
Rather than continuing this conversation in the current mood, I felt it would be better to change the atmosphere first.
Making my decision, I hugged Miyuki from behind and gently rested my chin on her shoulder.
"What did you tell your mom before coming here?"
In response, she placed her hands over my arms around her waist.
"Just... that I was sleeping over at a friend's house..."
"And what did she say to that?"
"..."
Miyuki's head drooped slightly.
Just from that reaction, I could tell Midori had made some teasing remarks.
Did she bring up playing it safe again?
"You're staying the night, right?"
I pressed in so close that our cheeks were touching as I asked. Miyuki mumbled a bit before answering.
"...Yeah..."
"Did you eat?"
"I ate before I ca— Hiiiek...!?"
Miyuki flinched mid-sentence.
It was a reaction born from completely failing to predict that my hands would slide past her lower stomach.
The spot between Miyuki's legs was a bit wet.
I didn't know if this was a lingering afterglow from our session earlier today, or if it was because of the porn... but it was a good sign either way.
Confirming that the mood had become quite suggestive, I brought up the porn again.
"Were you turned on while watching that?"
"N-no, I wasn't...! Don't just jump to conclusions...!"
"Really? Then what's this?"
As I stroked between her legs to stimulate her, she gave a brief shudder and abruptly grabbed my hand.
Squeezing her legs tight to trap my arm, she turned her head, bringing her lips almost flush against my cheek.
"St-stop..."
Knowing it was a half-hearted protest, I smoothly changed the subject.
"Should we watch it together for a bit?"
"Watch what...?"
"What you were just watching."
"A-are you crazy?"
"Didn't you say before that having honest conversations as a couple is a huge help for the relationship, and that I shouldn't try to solve things on my own?"
Left speechless, Miyuki shut her mouth.
She huffed out sharp breaths through her nose for a moment, and only opened her mouth to speak when I firmly pressed against her sensitive spot.
"Hyaa... I meant a conversation... I was talking about having a conversation..."
"We can converse while watching it together."
"Y-you were so embarrassed when we were on the video call, so why are you acting like this now...?"
"Since I've already been caught, I'm just going all out."
After teasing Miyuki in a joking tone, I pulled the table closer and opened the Laptop.
Then, I gestured toward the screen with my chin, signaling for her to unlock it herself.
"...Haa..."
Catching on to my intention, Miyuki hesitated for a moment before letting out a deep sigh.
Then, her hands moved sluggishly as she entered the password.
The Laptop unlocked immediately, bringing up the desktop.
Without hesitation, I moved the touchpad and navigated to the folder packed with threesome porn.
"We're watching it, right?"
"..."
"Which one do you want to watch?"
"..."
"Should I pick?"
"D-do whatever you want... you idiot...!"
She snapped at me while handing over the right to choose.
Surprisingly, she looked quite intrigued.
Snickering, I scrolled through the countless titles inside the [Special] folder and played a relatively soft video.
Not an amateur or homemade clip that jumped straight into a threesome... but one with a fairly solid storyline.
Miyuki, who had initially looked reluctant, swallowed hard as soon as the video started and tightened her grip on my wrist.
Curious about how I usually watched porn, she even asked me a few questions.
"Do you watch it from beginning to end...? I heard guys usually... skip through it..."
"How do you know that? Who told you?"
"T-the internet..."
The internet again? She had learned how to give handjobs from there, too...
Typical. That was so like her.
"How were you watching it earlier?"
"...I just... skipped around, and if I got a little curious about a part, I left it on and kept watching..."
It was funny how she obediently confessed her viewing habits.
"Since we're watching it together now, let's not skip through. Let's try to follow the plot as we watch."
"A-alright... b-but we have to go to the Academy tomorrow..."
"We can just watch one and go to sleep."
Whether we'd actually go straight to sleep after watching or end up having a wild round in bed, I had no idea.
"Okay... and stop touching me there..."
"Why do you have so many rules about what I can't do? Are you a dictator?"
"Noo... I'm trying to concentrate... If you keep doing this, I won't know what the plot is..."
Did she think this was some kind of movie?
Well... the running time was about as long as one.
I agreed and amicably watched the porn with Miyuki, finding that it had a completely different flavor compared to when I watched it alone.
I felt a lot more immersed than when I just skipped around.
Miyuki, being highly sensitive, was probably feeling it even more than I was, right?
I really hoped this sparked her interest.
If Miyuki had been even a little less understanding, or if our relationship had been just a tiny bit more distant, watching porn together like this would have been an impossible dream. I would have had to take a much harder path to coax her into a threesome.
I might have had to give up entirely.
So, I should be thankful for her broad-mindedness.
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