How To Ruin A Love Comedy
Chapter 158
"Where's a good place? And how would you even start?"
The next day, during lunch.
On my way to the School Store to run an errand for Miyuki, my eyes lit up at something I spotted in the AnyShare review section.
[The Master's Secret]
[I learned a lot of new things from this work. Couples interested in BDSM might enjoy reading it.]
[Rating: ★★★☆☆]
[Upvotes: 104] [Downvotes: 31]
A review left by Renka under her community username, [Run Ino-chan].
A short puff of air escaped my nose as I read it.
'I didn't think she'd leave a review, but she actually did?'Three stars was a pretty low rating considering how gentle and generous Renka usually was on the community site.
'Did she give it a low rating because it reminded her of our confinement or maid outfit roleplay?'
The review had been posted twenty minutes ago. The downvote ratio was quite high.
I supposed it couldn't be helped, since BDSM themes were highly polarizing.
On my way back from the School Store with jelly and other snacks, I made sure to leave Renka a direct message.
[It's considered a masterpiece of its genre, but you only gave it 3 stars? Do you even know manga?]
Lunch was almost over, so she should have been able to check her phone, but there was no reply.
Renka was either busy with something else, or ignoring it because she thought I was just trolling.
[You're triggering my competitive spirit. Check out a manga called 'Girlfriend Training Journal'.]
After sending that follow-up message, I returned to the classroom and set the snacks on Miyuki's desk, where she was chatting amiably with her friends.
"Here."
"Yeah, thanks."
"Stop making me run your errands."
"But Matsuda-kun, you always try to sleep if you aren't moving around. Afternoon classes are about to start, and you can't be dozing off. It couldn't be helped."
"Are you sure you weren't just too lazy to go yourself?"
"Well, there's a bit of that too."
"Always full of excuses..."
I grumbled, flopping down into my chair and sprawling out completely.
Miyuki furrowed her brow as she tore open the bag of jelly.
"Sit up straight. What are you doing?"
"Haa... Fine."
'What's so great about this damn threesome... How did you become such a pushover, Matsuda Ken?'
'Sure, I'd run errands or do whatever else if it was for Miyuki, but... this is pathetic. Truly pathetic.'
Seeing me sigh in displeasure yet obediently listen to her, Bread Girl stopped eating and burst into a small giggle.
'I could expect it from the Vice Representative, but I thought you'd be different... I'm highly disappointed.'
'I should smear the cream from that cream bun you're eating all over my cock and make you suck it clean.'
"You think this is funny?"
"Cough! S-Sorry..."
"I'm kidding. Laugh all you want."
"Matsuda-kun."
Miyuki called out to me while staring out the car window.
Noticing the sudden serious weight in her tone, I replied calmly.
"What is it?"
"Where's a good place?"
'Ah, an extension of yesterday's question.'
Cheering internally, I steered the car into the alleyway in Miyuki's neighborhood, driving at a crawl.
"For what?"
"The location. I mean the place."
"Right, but a place for what?"
I deliberately put on an innocent, clueless expression, which made Miyuki explode in frustration.
"Ugh, seriously...! You know what I mean...! The thing I asked you about yesterday...!"
It seemed she was too embarrassed to say anything related to a threesome out loud.
Deciding I'd teased her enough, I finally spoke.
"Are you asking me where it would be best to do it if there were two girls?"
"...Right."
"Why are you even curious about that?"
"Just hurry up and tell me."
Seeing her press the issue again today, it was clear her interest had definitely been piqued.
'I want to shout for joy, but I should hold it in. She hasn't given me a definitive answer yet, after all.'
"Do you want a serious answer?"
"Yeah."
My mind raced just like it had yesterday. Keeping my eyes on the road, I deliberately let a short pause hang in the air.
Then I asked.
"Are we assuming the other girl has already been recruited?"
"Yeah."
"Is this girl someone we both know? Or someone you know?"
"Hmm... I haven't thought that far ahead. But you said someone we both know would be best... so how about you answer assuming that?"
"Then I think a Hotel would be better."
"Why?"
"The girl we bring in wouldn't know her way around my place. If we act all familiar and comfortable, she might feel left out and withdraw. I figure it'd be better if it was somewhere unfamiliar to all three of us."
"Left out? I think it'd be the same whether it's at a Hotel or at your house, Matsuda-kun. That girl wouldn't be as close as you and I are anyway. Now, if we actually made an effort to be considerate of her, that might be a different story."
'So she was even thinking about the relationship dynamics on top of the location.'
'We can just get close to her. Why are you drawing such a strict line?'
'Chinami and Renka would be sad to hear that. Hiyori too, of course.'
"That makes sense. But when push comes to shove, wouldn't all three of us just be awkward and hesitant? The chances of anyone we know actually having experience with that sort of thing are pretty slim."
"You could just tell us what to do, Matsuda-kun. You watch a lot of that stuff, so you'd know way better than me or the other girl."
"I don't watch it that much."
"Don't lie, dummy."
Miyuki snorted.
She was acting cold toward me, yet her tone held zero malice. It suddenly turned me on like crazy.
"Besides, porn is completely different from doing it in real life. Porn exaggerates everything to make it more stimulating..."
"So real life would be much tamer?"
"Exactly."
"I see..."
"Wait, why are you doing something else while we're talking?"
Just as I'd noted, Miyuki was fiddling with her phone.
Her thumbs, which had been flying across the screen, suddenly stopped. She offered an awkward smile.
"I was taking notes..."
"Notes on what? Our conversation?"
"Yeah... Is that bad?"
'She could easily just keep it in her head, but she's going as far as taking notes to make absolutely sure she remembers...'
'So this is why Miyuki's grades are so outstanding.'
'Then again, there isn't a single good student out there who doesn't take notes.'
Miyuki's reaction was a very good sign for me.
I had absolutely no reason to tell her no.
"I don't mind, but maybe you should do it after we get inside."
At my words, Miyuki turned her gaze out the window.
Seeing her house right in front of us, she unbuckled her seatbelt.
"Can you wait here for a second?"
"Why?"
"I just need to grab a change of underwear, and then I'll be right back."
She meant she was going to sleep over at my place.
I tilted my head and asked.
"But today's Thursday."
"I know."
"What are you going to tell your mom?"
"I'll take care of that. There's no need for you to feel guilty about my mom, Matsuda-kun."
She was willing to risk a scolding just to sleep at my place; it seemed she really didn't want the flow of our threesome discussion to be interrupted.
I had a feeling something good was going to happen.
Barely suppressing my pounding heart, I gave my answer by engaging the parking brake.
[Serve me.]
[L-Like this...?]
[Didn't you agree to obey my every command in exchange for clearing your debt?]
[Ugh...]
As their somewhat awkward dialogue went back and forth, the young actress slowly began taking off the middle-aged actor's clothes.
Behind her, another actress was clutching her own arm, trembling all over while putting on a terribly awkward facial expression.
Watching the scene through the Laptop's small monitor, Miyuki suddenly let out a snicker.
"The acting in this one is really awkward, isn't it? Even though they're actors..."
We were currently sitting in front of the heater with all the doors closed, watching porn.
The story was about two married women returning from grocery shopping who ended up causing a three-car pileup with a rich man's car, leaving them in massive debt.
It was a common NTR plot, though adding a threesome into the mix was definitely rare.
"They're porn stars, not regular actors, so it can't be helped. As long as they're good at sex, isn't that enough?"
Flinching at my blunt words, Miyuki gave a fake cough.
"Well, I guess..."
As Miyuki trailed off, the two actresses got on their hands and knees, huddling together in front of the man's cock.
They were pressed in so close that their cheeks were practically glued together.
Seeing this, Miyuki quickly changed the subject.
"Videos with two girls always have something like that right at the start..."
Compared to last time, there was much less embarrassment in her voice. I was happy she seemed to be getting used to it.
"They do? I didn't know."
"That's because you always skip through them. Matsuda-kun, what are you going to do first if we actually do it?"
"Do I have to answer this seriously too? Are you really that curious?"
"Yeah. Hold on... Let me take notes..."
Miyuki, who was leaning against my chest, quickly grabbed her phone and looked up at me.
It was my cue to start. I let out a wry chuckle and rolled my eyes upward, pretending to think hard before I spoke.
"I really don't know about this one. I think I'll only know once it actually happens."
"You haven't even tried planning it out in your imagination?"
"I haven't really tried that. I was too busy focusing on the videos..."
"Then think about it right now."
"Hmm... First off, I'd want to have all three of us touching each other's bodies."
Miyuki's cheeks turned a bit redder.
It seemed she was picturing it in her head—a scene where she, I, and the other girl were all fondling each other's erogenous zones.
"...And then?"
"Then... Well, there are so many things I want to do that I can't even decide on an order."
I made my eyelids flutter as I spoke.
A dreamy, euphoric expression momentarily washed over my face.
Catching sight of it, Miyuki wrinkled her nose.
"You acted like you didn't care, but I guess you really do want to do it, huh?"
"You're the one who told me to imagine it."
"Matsuda-kun, do you like being with me?"
'I shouldn't take those words at face value.'
'Miyuki was actually asking what it was like to have sex with her.'
"I love it."
Did my completely serious, unhesitating answer convey my sincerity?
Miyuki pressed her back even tighter against my chest.
She lowered her gaze to the blanket, idly picking off a stray piece of lint.
"I like it too..."
I had a feeling a positive response was coming soon. It felt like I was mere steps away from finally getting her permission.
I wondered if my intuition was right on the mark.
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