Chapter 338 - 314: Seriously, Stop Kidding

Chapter 338: Chapter 314: Seriously, Stop Kidding

Lu Feng couldn’t believe his eyes.

He opened the video. It started in a scenic area where you could see beautiful women standing around, waving silk scarves in their hands.

The key point was that these women were dressed in very revealing clothes; their undergarments were even faintly visible, making for an incredibly seductive sight.

The image almost made you imagine the song lyric, "Come on, let’s have some fun!"

Seeing this, Lu Feng was about to blurt out the two words, "Holy shit."

But it got even more outrageous.

There was a river in the scenic area with crystal clear water. Then, the winning beauties from the pageant all appeared in the river, wearing very little, their clothes made of thin fabric...

What followed couldn’t even be described. As some of the girls playfully fought and splashed around, they actually...

’Is this a tourist area, or the Silk Cave where the spider demons bathe?’

Lu Feng couldn’t help but sarcastically remark, "What a bunch of geniuses!"

Baguda was taken aback when he heard this. "So the Governor thinks this promotional video is acceptable?" he asked.

"..." Lu Feng was utterly dumbfounded.

’Was that what I meant?’

He immediately snapped, "What is this nonsense?"

’Is this a joke?’

’You have a whole group of beautiful women here, and you’re telling me you don’t know how to promote them?’

’They’re promoting a scenic area. Even if they have to rely on beautiful women for promotion, it’s not supposed to be promoting porn...’

He truly felt that the people in the Xuanfeng Alliance could just go find a rope and hang themselves. But in the end, he just sighed. What could be done? This was the result of the Xuanfeng Alliance’s history.

In a war-torn region, even the government staff were largely uneducated. It would be a miracle if they understood advertising and promotion.

Lu Feng finally sighed and said, "I’ll have someone handle the promotion."

"Yes, Governor!" Baguda beamed instantly.

He had been agonizing over this very issue. Wasn’t coming to the Governor for this exact purpose?

Now that the Governor had taken the matter into his own hands, it was exactly what he had hoped for.

Yang Qingxue soon had someone bring over some noodles and dumplings, along with a small saucer of dipping sauce.

"Sit down and eat with us," Lu Feng said to Yang Qingxue. He then served himself a bowl of noodles and began to try them.

The noodles were truly just ordinary noodles, but after one bite, Lu Feng’s eyes lit up, and his mood, which had just been ruined, began to improve.

These noodles had been made with special MSG and special refined salt, clearly imbuing them with the attributes of Deliciousness +1 and Savory +1.

Thus, these noodles, which couldn’t be more ordinary, tasted exceptionally delicious.

"Lu Feng, these noodles are so good," Yang Qingxue couldn’t help but praise.

"Yeah," Lu Feng nodded in confirmation.

He was certain that with this MSG and refined salt, every household would buy them. If even plain boiled noodles could taste this good, many people would probably give up on the idea of eating out, right?

Besides, all the restaurants out there would definitely have to buy these two things as well. Otherwise, who would go eat at their places?

This was going to be huge. Food made by already skilled chefs would become even more delicious.

Master-level chefs would instantly become god-tier chefs.

You could say that once this product was widely promoted, it could single-handedly raise the culinary arts of the entire world by a level.

It would be hard for something like this not to sell like hotcakes. And as everyone knows, daily consumables are always the most profitable products.

Lu Feng then picked up a dumpling, dipped it in the sauce, and popped it into his mouth.

After one dumpling, he couldn’t resist picking up a second one and dipping it in the sauce.

His appetite had suddenly surged.

This was the effect of the special sauce’s Appetite +1 attribute, combined with the Deliciousness +1 attribute. It was a perfect match.

He felt that for certain groups, this product could sell even better than the special refined salt and special MSG.

Children generally love to eat snacks, which often ruins their appetite for regular meals—a source of endless frustration for countless parents.

But with this sauce, things would be different.

He was sure of it. Kids would have a great appetite. And with the Deliciousness +1, wouldn’t it be much tastier than those snacks?

After sampling the effects of the three products, Lu Feng immediately ordered Baguda, "Speed up production on this. It’s best to set up more production lines—as many as you can manage. When the tourists arrive, this stuff will sell like crazy."

"Also, prepare special offers on the Xuanfeng Facial Mask for tourists. Anyone who travels to the Xuanfeng Alliance can buy the Xuanfeng Facial Mask at factory price. And think of some promotions, like giving out Xuanfeng Facial Mask vouchers for entering the scenic area, or other discounts. This will attract a lot of female tourists."

"Yes, His Excellency the Governor." Baguda responded at once before leaving Wind Manor.

Afterward, Lu Feng also took out his phone and called Wang Kai, telling him to bring people from Qingfeng Network Company’s advertising department over.

When it came to tourism promotion and such, he decided to start with his home country first, as he wasn’t familiar with other countries.

And when it came to promotion, was there anything more powerful or effective than online platforms?

Especially giants like Qingfeng Network Company, Penguin, and Douyin.

When Wang Kai received the call from his boss, President Lu, he immediately dropped what he was doing and brought his people to the Xuanfeng Alliance at once.

He appeared before Lu Feng on practically the same day.

Lu Feng told Wang Kai about the Xuanfeng Alliance’s tourism situation and its surplus of beautiful women, and asked him to draw up a promotional plan.

Wang Kai naturally agreed immediately and led his team into the Xuanfeng Alliance branch of Qingfeng Network Company.

First, he took out the files Lu Feng had given him on the pageant beauties and began looking through them one by one.

When Wang Kai saw the beautiful women in the files, he exclaimed, "Back home, there are bachelors everywhere who can’t find a wife, but here in the Xuanfeng Alliance, there are beautiful women everywhere who can’t get married. This is really..."

’If the single guys back home knew about the situation in the Xuanfeng Alliance, things would get interesting. And the expressions on some of the women’s faces back home would be even more interesting.’

’The reason some women back home dare to make all sorts of demands is because their male compatriots have few, or no, other options.’

"Um, President Wang, how about transferring me to the Xuanfeng Alliance branch?" an employee from the advertising department suddenly asked.

"Why?" Wang Kai asked, puzzled. The employee was a junior manager in the advertising department. He had spoken with him before and knew he was capable.

The employee immediately said, "President Wang, well... I’m single..."

"Uh!" Wang Kai froze for a second, then instantly understood what the guy meant. He smiled and nodded. "Alright. After this job is done, I’ll have you stay here."

"Thank you, President Wang," the employee said, immediately thrilled.

Wang Kai didn’t waste any more time. He led his team and started working on the advertising plan. The first priority was to complete the task President Lu had assigned.

And the plan was drawn up quickly. However, this plan required some actors.

Chen Hao from First Prison was roped into the plan as a "volunteer" and given a script with his lines:

"My name is Chen Hao. Back in my country, I was a good-for-nothing unemployed loser. One day, I found my way into a Women’s Country called the Xuanfeng Alliance. There were tons of beautiful women there, and none of them could get married. When a handsome guy like me showed up, all the women went crazy. They set me up on blind dates with more than a dozen women. In the end, I hit it off with the daughter of the Xuanfeng Department’s Minister of Finance, and now I’m the warden of the First Prison. I’ve reached the peak of my life."

"Uh!" Chen Hao was a bit bewildered as he memorized these lines. ’Why does this sound so much like a script for a certain sledgehammer web series?’

The key point was, what damn Minister of Finance? He didn’t know anyone like that.

His phone rang. It was Chen Bo. He answered immediately.

"Chen Hao, don’t say the boss doesn’t look out for you. Aren’t you single? Go on a blind date with the Minister of Finance’s daughter," said Chen Bo.

"????" Chen Hao was completely dumbfounded.

’Are you kidding me?’