I Come to Teach You Cultivation
Chapter 804 - 9: Yunxiao: Teach Me Alchemy!
Chapter 804: Chapter 9: Yunxiao: Teach Me Alchemy!
"Different types of Elixirs of Immortality?"
One must admit, Luo Qiao’s statement once again challenged Yao Xi’s worldview.
For outsiders, cultivators, and even pathfinders, Elixirs of Immortality were rare and unattainable, but in the hands of that Queen Mother of the West, they seemed not precious at all.
Not only were there Flat Peaches being mass-produced, but there were also many types of Elixirs of Immortality that he might not have even heard of.
Vast quantities, diverse types, fearless of consumption...
Yao Xi never imagined that these words could be associated with the legendary Elixirs of Immortality.
"Speaking of which, Second Sister, why did you suddenly think of coming to me?"
Only now did Luo Qiao seem to inadvertently bring up this question.
But with just a cursory glance at Luo Qiao, Yao Xi noticed his evasive gaze.
Clearly, this question from Luo Qiao was not spontaneous; he had been concerned with Yao Xi’s arrival from the very beginning.
"You kid have never been the type to keep secrets."
Speaking with a double entendre to unmask Luo Qiao’s little thoughts, Yao Xi ruffled his head affectionately as he did when they were children.
"If it weren’t for others noticing this place too, I wouldn’t even bother with you!"
The tone was as indulgent as ever, but the implication in Yao Xi’s words left Luo Qiao startled.
"Others? Who else?"
Raising an eyebrow slightly, Yao Xi calmly replied.
"Initially, I too wasn’t sure who they were, only knew that they might be sorcerers from Great Xia."
"But you gave me a hint. Among the sorcerers in Great Xia, which group do you think is obsessed with ’Elixirs of Immortality’?"
At these words, Luo Qiao suddenly opened his eyes wide in realization.
"The Enlightened Six Witches?"
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"The Enlightened Six Witches?"
In the sky above Penglai Island, a gracefully dressed Yun Xiao looked downwards.
On the precipice below, the burly Wudi was crouching awkwardly in that tiny space.
"Ahem, I really didn’t mean to steal your herbs..."
Looking up towards the midair Yun Xiao, Wudi awkwardly smiled, trying to justify his previous actions.
"Your Enlightened Six Witches are notorious for not following rules, especially when it comes to herbs."
"Besides, you’ve sneaked into my garden several times before and got caught by me. Do you think I would still believe you?"
Yun Xiao’s tone wasn’t harsh, one might even call it gentle.
But this straightforward way of speaking made Wudi feel utterly embarrassed.
"That was done by my elder brother Wu Peng, it had nothing to do with me!"
"And also, those previous times weren’t me either. Why do you keep targeting me?"
Hearing Wudi’s words, it was clear this wasn’t the first time Yun Xiao had cornered him.
"Because you are easy to catch!"
"Every time you Enlightened Six Witches get into trouble, you flee so quickly, but I always manage to catch you."
Listening to Yun Xiao’s self-assured words.
For the first time, Wudi regretted not learning some other skills for escaping.
As the close combat specialist among the six siblings, Wudi had never been adept at flashy curse techniques or witchcraft, but in having this Vajra Indestructible Body.
Even among the Spirit Mountain Ten Witches, none could compare to him in terms of pure physical strength.
"So according to you, it’s all my fault?"
Both embarrassed and speechless, Wudi sighed long, ultimately choosing to accept his fate.
"Never mind, never mind, we Enlightened Six Witches are always as one, what my elder brother does, I do as well."
"Whatever you want to do, just come at me directly!"
As he said this, Wudi paused for a moment, then added especially.
"But this time, my elder brother didn’t even sneak into your garden, and he was still driven away by your array..."
"Though I’m willing to apologize on my elder brother’s behalf, don’t go overboard!"
"Transporting mountains, digging rivers, building dikes, or even sweeping the garden? I’d even be a tea servant for you."
"But like last time, carrying a huge turtle shell to the pier as a greeter, over my dead body."
When mentioning the socially lethal punishment from last time, Wudi’s emotions became especially agitated.
The only island open to outsiders in Longbo Kingdom is called Profound Garden Island, where a massive influx of outsiders arrive every day.
To maintain order on the island, naturally, someone needs to manage it.
Longbo Kingdom, or rather Yao Xi, was not keen on this, so the task was properly handed over to Luo Qiao’s disciples.
Afterward, through multiple layers of subcontracting, Wudi was unfortunately assigned as the final enforcer.
Though Wudi only served as the enforcer for a month, and his task was merely to greet people and prevent trouble at the dock.
But Wudi couldn’t avoid his bad luck.
In just that month, he encountered three of the Spirit Mountain Ten Witches.
Heaven knows why the Spirit Mountain Ten Witches, known for their elusive movements, all came to Longbo Kingdom in less than a month.
As the only victim, Wudi still remembers their astonished yet amused expressions.
Especially Wu Luo, who, after patting Wudi’s turtle shell meaningfully, barely held back laughter as he left.
However, the exaggerated laughter after the other party left made Wudi want to find a hole to crawl into.
Experiencing such an extremely socially fatal scene, Wudi never wanted to live through it again.
"Uh, that was an accident..."
Also somewhat aware of that part of history, Yun Xiao tried to explain.
"Making you carry the turtle shell was just a simple punishment, how could I have known that you’d run into so many acquaintances?"
Upon hearing this, Wudi glared fiercely at Yun Xiao.
"Do you think I’m an idiot!?"
"Though I am not well-versed in divination, I understand divination techniques."
"That compass you often play with is top-tier divination equipment from the Hundred Lands Mountain Range."
"So you tell me it wasn’t intentional, do you think I’d believe you?"
Lightly batting her eyes, Yun Xiao wanted to say that she truly didn’t understand divination.
Because Luo Qiao never taught her those things.
The compass was merely a gift sent by her "runaway" sisters using the "mission-accomplished" service of the Hundred Lands Group.
But seeing the furious Wudi, Yun Xiao slyly twirled her eyes around, then mischievously smiled.
"Alright then! This time, let’s change the punishment."
"I know your Enlightened Six Witches excel at crafting various divine medicines; how about you teach me alchemy?"
Hearing Yun Xiao’s suggestion, Wudi looked at her, utterly astounded.
"You want to learn alchemy from us?"
"Hasn’t the Tongtian Sect Leader taught you how to do alchemy?"
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