Chapter 761 - 311: Records Authorization! Two... Two Old Daoists!_2

It’s mainly just an authorization, it can be revoked at any time, so it’s completely whatever.

After returning to his own courtyard, he entered the hall and took out the Beast Taming Flute (Lion-headed Goose) and Demon Zither (Chaos) from the game warehouse, then placed them on the stone table in the courtyard, waiting for Sixth Uncle and his junior sister to come over.

When Chen Han sat down on the deck chair in the courtyard, he received another phone call from Daoist Li, the president of the Daoist Association.

He answered in confusion: "Daoist Li, why do you have time to call me again? Want me to block the typhoon again?"

Daoist Li, feeling a bit awkward upon hearing this, said: "Patriarch Chen, we’re not discussing that today. Someone reached out to our association, wanting to contact you. By the way, the other party is from some kind of geographical research association. They want to invite you to join and will back you as an honorary professor at ** University."

"What? Me, a professor?" Chen Han suddenly felt a little dumbfounded.

Daoist Li explained, "They said you’d start as an honorary professor, and after some time, you can transition to a formal professorship. You can rest assured, Patriarch Chen."

Chen Han said speechlessly: "No, I mean, I don’t understand geography at all. I was barely passing it in school."

Daoist Li teased: "Patriarch Chen, that’s not important. What’s important is the Feng Shui and Geographical Science. They need your influence. It’s always about money or fame."

"Wasn’t there that someone Nie who donated a building, used a study abroad excuse, came back and became a professor using this method? If it wasn’t for him praising Japan and calling Japan’s leader ’third uncle,’ his notoriety wouldn’t have been exposed so quickly, and now everyone knows about it online."

"So, as long as you don’t utter things like ’young people should work more in factories, not just consider personal income,’ or ’we can’t raise workers’ wages, low wages are our advantage, people’s wages are too high and should be reduced to a reasonable level,’ no one will know you actually know nothing."

"..." Chen Han felt morally shaken.

Now he understands why there are all these professors and experts in society, various bizarre types, who look okay at first, but once they speak, it’s clear they exude a kind of stupidity.

Turns out this is how these experts and professors came to be.

According to Daoist Li, roughly knowing how to distinguish between true and false professors simply requires looking at it in terms of fame and money.

Real experts and professors are mostly doing their academic and research work, or even being summoned by the country to work on major projects, or leading students in universities to overcome challenges.

While those who are always flaunting online, seeking fame, and focusing on profit probably are what we call ’bricklayers’ or ’beasts.’

No legitimate expert or professor would go into a livestream room shouting about links either.

So, in the recent "Li Ming student collective online exposure by calligraphy masters" incident, those calligraphy masters were claiming that his work was like ’gangster script,’ garbage, writing calligraphy so wickedly...

It was actually because a primary school student gained over two million followers with his calligraphy, and they were just jealous.

So now when it comes to these experts, professors, and so-called masters on the internet...words fail to capture the complexity.

These people are easily seen through at a glance.

"Daoist Li, just pretend we never had this conversation, and I’ll act like you didn’t use these words to pollute my ears. Bye." Chen Han directly hung up the phone.

Darn it, isn’t the title of Patriarch of the Chen Family good enough?

Why be a decent person when you can be a beast?

What a joke.

Chen Han hung up the phone and sincerely recited the Ancient Calming Heart Technique several times to calm this nausea brought by the bricklayers and beasts.

These people should be glad they’re not in front of him, otherwise piles, Devourfang, and Refining Yin and Transforming Yang would have been lined up for them.

A moment later, his junior sister and Sixth Uncle arrived.

His junior sister greeted him as she entered: "Senior brother, you specifically called me and Sixth Uncle over, do you have any instructions?"

Chen Han pointed to the Demon Zither (Chaos) and the Beast Taming Flute (Lion-headed Goose) on the stone table and said with a smile, "These two things were refined with special methods, they have unique effects. Junior sister, you should have experienced the sensation of that last dance party, right?"

"Yeah, yeah!" Xiaoyu immediately nodded. Last time, when Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King and the others were here, as soon as the senior brother started playing, she couldn’t control herself and just started dancing.

Not only her but the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King and the others too, as well as the tourists around, instantly turning the Martial Arts Arena into a massive dance party scene.

"Senior brother, are you saying that scene has to do with the zither?" Xiaoyu realized, her face full of incredulity, but thinking about that uncontrollable feeling, it made sense that without a special reason, no one would believe it.

Chen Han nodded and handed the Demon Zither (Chaos) to Xiaoyu: "This zither was specially refined, now it’s for you to use, and in the future, only you can use it."

"You should ask Xiaomi to teach you how to play ’bad guy,’ ’La La La,’ ’APT,’ and ’Beat It.’ These will have the effect of making people unable to resist dancing."

"Ah, for me?" Xiaoyu took the zither, her face oddly excited.

If that’s the case, can’t she just play it anytime, anywhere, and all the tourists around would start dancing uncontrollably?

Suddenly, it seemed like a lot of fun.

Chen Han also picked up the Beast Taming Flute (Lion-headed Goose) and handed it to Sixth Uncle: "Sixth Uncle, I know you’ve always tried playing the flute, but ordinary flutes are ineffective. It takes this specially refined family flute, and it can only control those Lion-headed Geese."

"Lately, those Lion-headed Geese have been under your care. You can use this flute to take them out for a stroll down the street every day, let the tourists shoot some videos and photos, and that’ll be good enough."