Chapter 81: Feces Attribute

Chapter 81: Chapter 81: Feces Attribute

"Is Uncle Liang okay?"

Just as Gu Qing stepped out of the medical building, a quiet voice called out from ahead.

It was Jiang Wanqiao’s voice.

She hadn’t left, having waited at the entrance specifically for Gu Qing to come out.

Gu Qing was a little surprised. ’I can’t believe this girl with glasses actually waited for me all this time.’

But he didn’t think much of it, simply giving her a cool reply:

"He’s fine. They’ve treated everything, but he’ll need a prosthetic leg from now on."

"As long as he’s okay."

Jiang Wanqiao’s voice was gentle. "By the way, do you want to look around some more? I can show you the rest of the base."

Gu Qing politely refused. "No, maybe next time. I’m planning to head back to school now."

Jiang Wanqiao nodded. "I see. In that case, I’ll give you a proper tour on the day you officially report for duty."

"Sure, we’ll see then."

Gu Qing neither accepted nor refused—the classic "we’ll see."

He had used that same non-committal line on countless girls.

Especially his pigttailed junior, Huang Xiaoyue.

Every time Huang Xiaoyue asked him out, he loved to use "we’ll see then" as his go-to rejection.

"Come on, I’ll take you to the gate. My little electric scooter is parked up ahead."

Jiang Wanqiao adjusted her glasses, pulled a scooter key from her pocket, and smiled at Gu Qing.

This time, Gu Qing didn’t refuse. He got on her little electric scooter and let her give him a ride.

「A few minutes later.」

Gu Qing arrived at the entrance of the Night Court Base.

He registered with the gate guard, and soon enough, a black sedan pulled up, sent to take him back to Hai City University.

He waved goodbye to Jiang Wanqiao, settled into the back seat of the car, and set off for Hai City University.

The car slowly drove out of the base’s main gate.

It traveled along the quiet suburban highway.

And now, sitting in the car, Gu Qing finally had time to check his phone.

He pulled it out and saw several unread WeChat messages had popped up.

Two people were looking for him.

One was a junior.

The other was also a junior.

The first was Xia Shuran.

The second was Huang Xiaoyue.

With a calm expression, Gu Qing opened their messages one by one.

...

[Xia Shuran: Senior, I just snagged two half-price coupons for Haidilao hot pot. They expire in three days.]

[Xia Shuran: If you’re free, let’s find a time to go eat there together.]

[Xia Shuran: My treat!]

...

[Huang Xiaoyue: Senior, didn’t you say you were going to treat me to a buffet?]

[Huang Xiaoyue: So when is that going to be?]

[Huang Xiaoyue: Every time I think about that buffet you mentioned, my mouth won’t stop watering. You’d better not go back on your word and just forget about it, okay~?]

...

Gu Qing quickly read through both sets of messages.

He thought for a moment.

Then he replied to each of them.

His reply to Xia Shuran was: [Let me check my schedule. I’ll let you know once I’ve figured it out.]

His reply to Huang Xiaoyue was: [Are you free tomorrow night? If you are, I’ll treat you to that buffet then.]

That’s right, Gu Qing prioritized asking out Huang Xiaoyue.

But it wasn’t because he preferred the pigttailed floozy of a junior. It was because he wanted to farm Attributes.

He had already maxed out Xia Shuran’s [Martial Arts Grandmaster] tag a while ago, so he couldn’t farm it anymore.

But Huang Xiaoyue’s [Feces] tag was still fresh and could drop Attributes for him.

Therefore...

For the foreseeable future, he would prioritize asking Huang Xiaoyue out.

He would take this pigttailed junior out for buffets often.

He would stuff her stomach with large quantities of cheap food.

This would make her constantly feel the need to defecate.

And then...

He would find a chance to take a dump with her.

He wanted to see if he could get an Attribute drop from her [Feces] tag. If he could obtain the heaven-defying Attribute of controlling other people’s bowel movements, it would drastically increase his combat power.

「A few minutes later.」

Huang Xiaoyue was the first to reply: [I’m free tomorrow night! As long as you’re the one asking me out, Senior, I’m free 24/7. At your beck and call~]

[Gu Qing: Then let’s meet downstairs from your dorm at 6 PM tomorrow?]

[Huang Xiaoyue: No problem, okk~]

[Huang Xiaoyue: Senior, as a reward for treating me to the buffet, I’ll bring a pair of black stockings and a pair of white ones tomorrow. The kind that rip easily~]

[Huang Xiaoyue: After we finish the buffet, we can find a private spot and go for a walk together~]

’Is that "walk" of yours even a proper walk?’

’Tch, what a skank!’

’A total floozy, through and through!’

Gu Qing couldn’t help but feel contempt.

Just then, Xia Shuran replied.

[Xia Shuran: Okay! Senior, you can arrange it according to your schedule. I can make time anytime in the next three days—morning, noon, or night. Um... as long as I can get back before curfew.]

’Look at that!’

’See how pure she is!’

’You should take some notes, Pigtails!’

Gu Qing silently gave Xia Shuran a thumbs-up in his mind, mentally stomping on Huang Xiaoyue, Hai University’s number one floozy. The difference between them was night and day.

After that, he replied to Xia Shuran: [I have plans tomorrow night, but I’m free all day the day after tomorrow and the day after that. When do you want to go?]

[Xia Shuran: I’m good with whenever. It’s up to you, Senior.]

[Gu Qing: Then let’s do 6 PM the day after tomorrow. I’ll meet you downstairs at your dorm.]

[Xia Shuran: Roger!]

[Xia Shuran: By the way, Senior, I just learned how to make bubble tea, the kind with zero additives. Do you have a favorite flavor?]

[Gu Qing: Original flavor is fine. I usually prefer the original flavor for snacks.]

[Xia Shuran: Private Ranran, roger that!]

[Gu Qing: Junior, didn’t you say before that you were good at getting coupons?]

[Xia Shuran: Yeah, yeah, I’m super good at it! Is there a coupon you want, Senior?]

[Gu Qing: I’m treating a friend to a buffet tomorrow night. Could you help me get two coupons for that all-you-can-eat barbecue place from last time?]

[Xia Shuran: Leave it to me! Senior, send me your phone number, and I’ll get them for you right now.]

[Gu Qing: 183*****989.]

...

Hai City University, Sports College women’s dormitory.

Having just finished her shower, Xia Shuran didn’t even bother to blow-dry her soaking wet hair.

She just wrapped it in a towel and stood gracefully by her bed, busy trying to get Gu Qing the coupons for the all-you-can-eat barbecue place online.

[Xia Shuran: Hello, I’d like two half-price coupons for Meizizi Barbecue.]

[Brother Huang Niu: 60 yuan total.]

[Xia Shuran: Why did the price go up? Didn’t you only charge me 40 yuan last time?]

[Brother Huang Niu: Beef prices went up recently.]

[Xia Shuran: Fine.]

After a brief exchange.

Soon, Xia Shuran transferred the money to him.

After receiving the money, it didn’t take long for him to use the phone number she provided to get her two half-price coupons for the all-you-can-eat barbecue place.

Seeing that the coupons were secured...

Xia Shuran, who had just taken a painful 60-yuan loss, immediately sent a message to Gu Qing to take credit:

[Senior, I’ve already gotten the two half-price coupons you wanted! When you go to the restaurant tomorrow night, you can just give them your phone number to use them!]

The innocent and naive Sports College junior had no idea how to handle trivial matters like getting coupons.

She claimed she got the coupons for free, but in reality, she had paid someone to buy them.

Her act of being a coupon-clipping expert in front of Gu Qing was nothing more than a little ploy from a girl motivated by his good looks, using it as an excuse to get closer to the handsome senior.

...