Chapter 85 - 84: Tag Meaning

Chapter 85: Chapter 84: Tag Meaning

She pressed her lips together, staring at her reflection in the glass and falling into a spiral of self-doubt.

’Is my face not pretty enough?’

’Or do I just not know how to dress up like that other girl?’

’Her skin is so fair and clear...’

Xia Shuran gazed at her reflection, her confidence shrinking with every comparison.

She felt she wasn’t as cute as Huang Xiaoyue, not as pretty, and not as well-dressed.

In truth, she was far prettier than Huang Xiaoyue.

Even without any makeup, she was more beautiful than a meticulously dressed-up Huang Xiaoyue.

But her self-confidence had taken a severe blow, and she felt like she was nothing but flaws.

Dejectedly, Xia Shuran shook her head and turned to walk away.

She continued toward her dorm.

And at the exact moment she turned to leave, the "her" reflected in the glass, just like last night, stared intently at her departing figure.

...

「Across from Hai City University.」

「Meizi Barbecue Shop.」

After paying and picking a table, Gu Qing immediately led Huang Xiaoyue to the self-serve food bar.

Steak, chicken cutlets, oysters, pork belly, prepped shrimp, all sorts of fruits, various drinks...

He grabbed whatever he saw.

In no time, he had filled more than ten plates.

Once they were back at their table, Gu Qing immediately started grilling meat for Huang Xiaoyue, placing it onto her plate as soon as it was cooked.

"Here, here, Junior, eat up!"

"Thank you, Senior."

"Here, try this chicken cutlet!"

"Mmm, this is delicious! Senior, you’re really good at grilling."

"Here, have another big piece of steak!"

"Senior, I’m so stuffed. I can’t eat anymore. Let me rest a bit."

"Can’t eat anymore? No problem! Have a drink to wet your throat, and you’ll have an appetite to keep going."

Gu Qing relentlessly piled food onto Huang Xiaoyue’s plate.

When he saw she couldn’t eat more, he had her drink some cold beverages to stimulate her intestines as much as possible.

However, Huang Xiaoyue kept saying she was stuffed and that her stomach was upset, but she just wouldn’t get diarrhea.

’This pigtail-wearing junior has such a strong stomach?’

’She’s still not getting diarrhea?’

’Looks like I’ll have to keep feeding her!’

Gu Qing continued grilling for Huang Xiaoyue, putting the meat on her plate as soon as it was done, doing everything he could to stuff her stomach to its limits.

The two of them ate like this for over an hour.

Huang Xiaoyue finally couldn’t take it anymore. She said she was absolutely full and wanted to go for a walk to digest.

’A walk is good!’

’Digestion is good!’

’Once the food in her stomach is digested and enters her intestines, it’ll stimulate peristalsis, and then she’ll need to take a crap.’

With this thought in mind, Gu Qing accompanied Huang Xiaoyue for a walk outside.

Along the way, every time they passed a public restroom, he would ask Huang Xiaoyue, "Junior, you ate and drank so much. Don’t you need to use the toilet?"

Each time, Huang Xiaoyue would shake her head, showing no urge to go, much to his disappointment.

As they walked, Gu Qing occasionally glanced at the [Feces] tag floating above Huang Xiaoyue’s head.

He grew more and more curious.

’What kind of Attribute can I actually get from this [Feces] tag?’

’Will it really be an Attribute that lets me control other people’s bowel movements?’

’I hope I can successfully farm the Attribute tonight. That way, all my theories will be confirmed.’

These thoughts, among others, ran through Gu Qing’s mind.

Meanwhile, Huang Xiaoyue, walking beside him, periodically took out her phone to reply to messages.

At first, Gu Qing thought she was reporting the "battle status" of her date to her best friend or roommate.

But a sidelong glance made his composure crack.

’Holy crap!’

’This Huang Xiaoyue’s WeChat contact list was filled with friends nicknamed "Prey #1," "Prey #2," "Prey #3," and so on.’

’And I’m "Prey #6."’

’What do these nicknames mean?’

’Is she just a player, trying to rack up some insane achievement like a hundred or a thousand conquests?’

’Or is it something more sinister, like a badger game to get money?’

At that moment, Gu Qing thought he finally understood the meaning of Huang Xiaoyue’s [Feces] tag.

’It means—’

’This pigtail-wearing junior who’s always acting flirty in front of me is, as a person, a piece of shit.’

’Her personality is shit, her character is shit, her values are shit. Everything about her is just shitty.’

’Wait!’

’If that’s the case, does that mean I don’t have to take a crap with her, but instead do something morally shitty with her to get the Attribute from her [Feces] tag?’

Gu Qing’s thoughts raced.

A look of sudden realization dawned on his face.

’Hmm, if this shitty pigtail-wearing junior really can’t take a crap, then later I’ll find a chance to do some shitty deed with her and see if I can get an Attribute from her [Feces] tag.’

"Senior, there are too many people around here. It’s a bit noisy with everyone coming and going."

As they walked, Huang Xiaoyue pointed to a small grove of trees ahead and said to Gu Qing, "That grove over there looks quieter. Why don’t we take a walk over there?"

As she spoke, she stood on her tiptoes, leaned close to Gu Qing’s ear, and whispered seductively, "Senior, if there’s no one in that grove, I can let you touch my stockings, you know~"

Gu Qing laughed and joked, "Forget touching your stockings. Taking a crap together, on the other hand, is an option. I’ve got tissues on me, I grabbed them from the barbecue buffet earlier."

「A few minutes later.」

The two of them strolled into the small grove.

It was very quiet inside.

There wasn’t a single person around.

Only the rustic chirping of insects could be heard.

Huang Xiaoyue deliberately walked ahead, leading Gu Qing to a secluded corner.

Seeing that they were completely alone, she stopped, turned back to Gu Qing, and smiled sweetly. "Senior, there’s no one here. No matter what we do, no one will find out."

As she spoke, she pointed to her own cherry-like lips, darted her tongue out to lick them, and asked with a suggestive smile:

"Senior, look at my little mouth. Isn’t it pink and cute?"

"It is."

Gu Qing nodded.

Huang Xiaoyue’s eyes were alluring. "Then, Senior... would you like me to... eat you with this little mouth?"

’Eat my ass!’

Gu Qing’s immediate instinct was to refuse.

But just as he was about to speak, he looked at her tempting, cherry-like lips and a sudden possibility occurred to him.

’If I do something this immoral with this pigtail-wearing junior in this grove, would it count as a morally shitty act, allowing me to successfully get an Attribute from her [Feces] tag?’

’Maybe... I should give it a try?’

’No, forget it. I’ll think of another way later.’

Gu Qing wrestled with the idea for a moment but ultimately decided against doing something so immoral.

He looked at Huang Xiaoyue and said, "Let’s not, Junior."

"But I really want to eat you, Senior."

As Huang Xiaoyue spoke, she even parted her lips slightly, saliva uncontrollably trickling from the corner, as if to show just how wet her cherry-like mouth was.

Gu Qing waved his hand dismissively. "Definitely next time."

"No, I want to eat now, AHHHHHHHHH—"

Huang Xiaoyue’s sweet voice suddenly became deep and hoarse.

The next second, with a RIP, the corners of her cherry-like mouth suddenly tore open, transforming into a monstrous, terrifying, abyssal maw like that of a crocodile.

Gu Qing’s pupils contracted violently, his eyes filled with disbelief.

’What the hell?!’

’How did this pigtail-wearing junior’s mouth suddenly split open like a crocodile’s?!’

’Am I hallucinating?!’

’No, that’s not right, this isn’t a hallucination!!’

’This pigtail-wearing junior is a monster!!’

’She’s the perverted Cannibal Giant hiding at the university!!’

A profound shock rocked Gu Qing to his core.

It was only at this moment that he finally understood what the [Feces] tag floating above Huang Xiaoyue’s head meant.

’It’s my own future!’

’If I get close to this pigtail-wearing junior, in the future, she’ll rip open her giant, bloody maw, devour me whole, and turn me into a pile of feces that she shits out!’

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