Chapter 244 - 242: I’ve Been Healed

Chapter 244: Chapter 242: I’ve Been Healed

"Oh, right. I almost forgot, you can directly check people’s hotel records."

"Then you really don’t have to worry about being scammed."

Zhang Zhe didn’t know much about the power police officers held, but checking someone’s personal information should be no trouble at all for them.

And judging by the frequency of anti-fraud calls he himself received from the police station, it must be incredibly difficult for scammers with fake online personas to deceive someone from inside the police force.

If someone actually managed to fool an officer, it would probably become a running joke spread far and wide.

Of course, the bullet comments also said that even so, the woman was still at risk of being completely taken advantage of. Since her parents were gone, if someone truly set their sights on her, she’d be helpless.

However, Zhang Zhe didn’t say anything more about it.

Only after the woman had left did he start talking to the bullet comments:

"She already has the bonus of her professional ’halo,’ and on top of that, she’s no pushover. With both those things going for her, if she still gets scammed, then what chance does anyone else have?"

[But she’s looking for a scumbag, that kind of guy is too dangerous]

[Whatever kind of man it is, she’s the one looking for him. Did you see her listening to a single word Brother Zhang said?]

[I feel like, when it comes to finding a partner, there are few people in the world safer than her.]

[Thank god she’s not planning to find some nice guy to settle down with.]

"Actually, I have a feeling..." Zhang Zhe said with a small laugh, "that in the end, she’s still going to run into a scumbag who will deceive her completely."

"Because she has this very obvious contrarian mindset. Other people will say a guy is no good, but she’ll insist that he is."

"The last person who talked like that was Teacher He. He said: ’Who says these beans are old? These beans are great!’"

"And everyone knows the result: everyone who ate the beans got food poisoning."

"PFFT—" Xia Yi, who was beside him, couldn’t hold it in and burst out laughing, covering her mouth.

Her laughter was infectious, and Zhang Zhe smiled too. "The marriage market is like that," he said. "It punishes everyone who thinks they’re the exception to the rule."

[Brother Zhang, how do you identify a woman like that? Asking for a friend.]

[Yeah, yeah! How can nice guys like us identify a ’Sea Queen’?]

[Don’t worry, my bros in the comments. With your qualifications, even a ’Sea Queen’ who’s decided to settle down wouldn’t look twice at you.]

"The brothers’ worries are actually justified."

"Who says a Sea Queen looking to settle down definitely wouldn’t be into you guys? Players have tiers, you know. What if you run into one of the lower-level Sea Queens?"

"It’s certainly difficult to identify them completely. I can only offer a few pointers."

To most nice guys, a "scumbag girl" is devastatingly effective.

We’re talking about scumbag girls, after all. They’re obviously not in the same league as your average, innocent Xiaochu Nan or guys who’ve only been in one or two relationships.

If they’re deliberately putting on an act, as long as their previous conquests don’t expose them and there are no hidden fertility issues, they’re extremely hard to expose.

So when that woman earlier said she wasn’t willing to date a nice guy, it was actually a huge blessing.

"Girls who change boyfriends very frequently—no need to even discuss it. Whether they are one or not, if you’re looking to get married, just avoid them like the plague."

"But if you’re just feeling repressed, then it doesn’t matter. Just be careful not to catch any diseases."

"Setting aside the girls who are obviously players from a single glance, if a woman seems very traditional but is very particular about fine dining and entertainment, has high demands for emotional value, and occasionally says things that you feel you could never provide, then you need to be on high alert."

"A person’s needs are determined by their family and upbringing."

"An ordinary girl isn’t going to be pestering you to buy her Chanel or Louis Vuitton every day. To put it bluntly, a girl who doesn’t have money herself doesn’t even have the ability to tell if luxury goods are real or fake. The most expensive thing she can think of is probably an iPhone."

"Those kinds of high-maintenance needs can only be met by either a scumbag or a simp who spends all his money on women. Normal guys don’t even qualify."

"At that point, you need to check if you’re her only boyfriend and whether she’s ’raising fish’ in her phone."

[You don’t actually need to identify them. Just have fun, and stop thinking about marriage all the time.]

[To put it bluntly, the moment you realize you can’t satisfy a girl’s demands, you’ll be safe if you just consciously get the hell away.]

[I think as long as you figure out a woman’s relationship and marriage history before she met you, everything will be clear.]

[But women can lie! And you can’t really verify something like a past relationship.]

[I suggest all the men in this stream go play a relationship anti-scam simulator. I can see you all have the potential to be ’nice guys.’]

"One of the bros asked:

If a ’scumbag girl’ has truly settled down, treats me really well, and even had my child, do I still need to get hung up on her past?"

"Bro, if you can be sure the kid is yours, you’re already pretty awesome."

"Think about it. Your wife went through so many relationships before and never had a child with anyone else, but she had one with you. What does that tell you?"

"It means you’re different."

"I don’t think there’s any problem at all."

"The biggest risk in a relationship like yours is actually whether you can hold on to your marriage when you can no longer provide your wife with emotional or economic value."

"Why is everyone so unwilling to date a ’scumbag girl’? It’s because they’re afraid that the moment you can’t provide for her anymore, she’ll turn around and leave with someone else."

"Although there are certainly plenty of women now who aren’t ’scumbag girls’ but do the same thing, the proportions are still different."

Every time Zhang Zhe looked at the bullet comments, he’d wonder, ’Does my stream really have this many "nice guys"?’

It felt like every viewer had a very complex emotional backstory, and each one was a hidden master of some sort.

As it turned out, the next bro who connected to the stream proved Zhang Zhe’s thoughts right.

...

"Hello, Brother Zhang. I have a relationship problem I’d like to ask your advice on."

"It’s not about marriage, because we’re still in the romance stage, but I am thinking about moving towards marriage."

"Alright," Zhang Zhe nodded. "This counts as a consultation on marriage compatibility, which is part of my business."

"Go ahead, what’s the situation?"

"Well, it’s like this. I ordered a Healer on a platform, and that’s how I met her..."

Zhang Zhe suddenly looked up, staring at the man’s profile picture.

Even though the man didn’t have his camera on, just from the sound of his voice, Zhang Zhe could already picture his simple and honest appearance.

"Is this Healer you’re talking about a ’legitimate’ one?"

[There are illegitimate ones?]

[Brother Zhang knows a little too much.]

[How should I put this... for some men, the healing effect from a member of the opposite sex’s body is the best kind.]

"Hm?" Zhang Zhe’s words put Xia Yi on high alert. She gently tugged his sleeve. "How do you know everything?"

"I’ve never ordered one," Zhang Zhe said, shaking his head. "I just heard from a friend of mine that there are online and offline versions of these Healers."

"That friend of mine went to an offline one. They can accompany you to play with sand trays, do divination, stuff like that. Meditation, tarot cards, and yoga are also options."

"Bro, you don’t have to tell me which specific kind it was. Just tell me, how much money have you spent on her?"