Chapter 825 - 59: Immortal Ascension Night Banquet

Chapter 825: Chapter 59: Immortal Ascension Night Banquet

p.m.

Immortal Brew Tower.

"I heard Immortal Brew Tower is inviting cultivators from all directions tonight! It’s the Immortal Ascension Night Banquet again!"

"Zhenyang Sect and Qinlian Sect are both coming!"

"Will Saintess Xia and that Qin Gengyun be here too?"

"Of course they’ll come, and also the number one beauty under heaven, Yun Wu!"

"I just saw the Western Emperor too! He must be here to show support for Si Minglan, right?"

"They say Si Minglan has refined the Nine-tailed Fox Scroll from the Celestial Beast Record, I wonder what kind of presence she has in person!"

"What about Zhenyang Sect’s Sect Leader Chen? Will he and Saintess Xia end up fighting?"

"They say anyone who gets into Immortal Brew Tower tonight can drink the highest-grade Immortal Brew, a single cup is enough for a Realm Breakthrough!"

"What’s Immortal Brew compared to this? If you can catch the eye of the boss lady, not only will you enjoy every carnal blessing under the sun, she might even help you achieve Ascension in a single stroke!"

At this moment, cultivators from the Four Domains of Hongzhou had all gathered in front of Immortal Brew Tower, every one of them staring up at the seven-story tavern with hungry eyes.

Jianxian City is the holy land in the hearts of all cultivators, and Immortal Brew Tower is the most alluring place in all of Jianxian City.

If you can drink even one mouthful of ordinary-quality Immortal Brew, it’s worth a thousand pieces of Spirit Marrow.

Let alone the top-quality Immortal Brew—one cup and you break through a realm.

But the most precious thing in Immortal Brew Tower isn’t the Immortal Brew, it’s that boss lady whose fame for beauty is known far and wide.

This boss lady is extremely mysterious, not listed on the Beauty Ranking, and hardly anyone has ever seen her.

Yet her legend has been passing around Jianxian City for hundreds of years without ever fading.

The boss lady’s name is Wei Ying. Three hundred years ago she came to Jianxian City with her husband, and to help him ascend, she cultivated a strange technique.

This Cultivation Technique is incredibly miraculous; the cultivator can condense a Spirit Pill within their body. Any cultivator who takes this Spirit Pill can ascend directly from the Nascent Soul Realm.

Wei Ying cultivated this technique bitterly for the sake of her husband, and after several years, finally succeeded.

Just as she was about to offer her Spirit Pill to her husband, she discovered he had already ascended.

He hadn’t even left her a single word.

Wei Ying, in agony and despair, decided to forget this heartless man, stay in Jianxian City, and search for a fated person to whom she would offer her Spirit Pill.

Only, in the three hundred years since, Wei Ying has never met anyone who could stir her heart.

Every Ascension Ceremony, Immortal Brew Tower would issue broad invitations to the cultivators of the Four Domains who came to Jianxian City, and those who stood out from the crowd would earn the qualification to enter Wei Ying’s boudoir.

If they performed exceptionally well, they would even have a chance to receive the Spirit Pill she has treasured for years and ascend in one leap.

Every Immortal Ascension Night Banquet, several cultivators receive Wei Ying’s invitation and enter her room to speak with her.

Yet none have ever truly won her favor.

Thus, the boss lady’s Spirit Pill at Immortal Brew Tower remains in no one’s hands even now.

"Ling’Er, don’t judge your dad by how he looks now. Back in the day, Old Xu and I entered Immortal Brew Tower together, and I was invited into the boss lady’s boudoir while Old Xu got rejected!"

In the crowd, the people of Qinlian Sect had long since arrived, all wrapped in cloaks that hid their faces.

At this moment Zhou Ling’Er’s father, Zhou Shinen, was proudly bragging about his youthful exploits.

Zhou Ling’Er stared at her fat, pig-faced father in disbelief:

"Dad, you look like this and still got in? Is the boss lady of Immortal Brew Tower blind?"

"What kind of way is that to talk! Back then your dad was a handsome jade tree in the wind, suave and dashing, alright!"

Zhou Shinen glared at this unfilial girl, and beside them Xu Caihe asked curiously:

"Uncle Zhou, what does this boss lady look like?"

Zhou Shinen chuckled: "Well... I don’t know!"

Xu Caihe and Zhou Ling’Er were both dumbfounded: "Didn’t you go into the boss lady’s boudoir? How do you not know what she looks like?"

Zhou Shinen gave an awkward laugh: "I wasn’t the fated one, so I couldn’t see the boss lady’s face."

Zhou Ling’Er was speechless: "Dad, you’re so lame! Just watch me hack my way into the boss lady’s boudoir tonight and ruthlessly suppress her, make her climax over and over, wahahaha!"

The more Zhou Ling’Er talked, the more perverse she sounded. Xu Caihe quietly took two steps to the side, expressing that she did not know this idiot.

Zhou Shinen burst out laughing: "As expected of my daughter. Wei Ying has never invited a woman into her boudoir—if you pull it off, you’ll be the first in three hundred years!"

Xu Caihe took out an invitation: "Ling’Er, did you get an invitation to the Immortal Ascension Night Banquet too?"

She was one of the three who would ascend the Immortal Flying Pavilion tomorrow, so she had naturally received a banquet invitation as well.

Within Qinlian Sect, Su Hongling, Ye Xiyue, Fang Xue, and Xue Wu had also received invitations.

As for Zhou Ling’Er, she stared wide-eyed: "What the hell, you need an invitation? What if you don’t have one?"

A cultivator next to them said, "This is your first time in Jianxian City, isn’t it? The Immortal Ascension Night Banquet invites cultivators from all under heaven. Even without an invitation you can enter the tower, but you’ll have to pass a trial."

As he spoke, he pointed toward the main doors of Immortal Brew Tower. A woman in an off-shoulder palace gown stepped out from within; she faced all the gathered cultivators, a charming smile appearing on her face as she loudly announced:

"This humble girl is Luo Niansheng. On behalf of Immortal Brew Tower, I welcome cultivators from all under heaven. For tonight’s Immortal Ascension Night Banquet, Immortal Brew Tower has prepared a thousand cups of Immortal Brew. Any of you who can pass this Array are fated ones and qualified to drink a cup of Immortal Brew!"

With that, she clapped her hands, and an Array appeared before the doors of Immortal Brew Tower.

Someone shouted loudly, "And what if we want to enter the boss lady’s boudoir?"

The people nearby burst into laughter, while Wei Ruo merely smiled faintly:

"Once you’ve entered Immortal Brew Tower, you’ll naturally find out."

With that, she turned and went back into Immortal Brew Tower, no longer paying the cultivators any heed.

"Hahaha, just a measly Array—watch me shatter it!"

A rough-looking man riding a massive white tiger stepped out from the crowd, and someone cried out in surprise:

"A Fifth Grade Spirit Flame Tiger—he’s from Spirit Beast Mountain!"

"That Spirit Flame Tiger is top-tier even among Fifth Grade Demonic Beasts, already counted as a Beast King! Someone actually managed to tame it?"

"This guy’s at least a Sixth Grade Spirit Beast Master, right?"

The boisterous man swept his gaze around arrogantly and shouted:

"Has Qin Gengyun arrived?"

As he bellowed, the white tiger under him threw back its head and roared at the sky. Xu Caihe and Zhou Ling’Er hurriedly covered their ears.

The cultivators around them whose cultivation was lower turned slightly pale, unable to withstand the might of the Spirit Flame Tiger’s roar.

After a brief silence, no one answered.

The man sneered disdainfully: "I heard this Qin Gengyun married the Demon Sect Saintess, then took a Tao Spirit Body and Fairy Yun Wu as concubines. I thought he was some great hero, but he’s just a gutless rat who doesn’t even dare to respond!"

"In that case, I’ll go into Immortal Brew Tower first and wait, and we’ll see if you plan on being a turtle hiding in its shell forever!"

The crowd buzzed with commotion. Zhou Ling’Er muttered to Xu Caihe:

"Caihe, do you think this guy is Sister Xia’s bootlicker or Xiaowu’s bootlicker?"

Xu Caihe rolled her eyes: "What if he’s the Tao Spirit Body’s bootlicker?"

"Pfft, I’ve seen that Tao Spirit Body—she’s not even as big as me!"

The two little girls were still whispering when they saw that the man from Spirit Beast Mountain had already driven his white tiger straight toward the Array in front of Immortal Brew Tower, charging into it!