Chapter 555 - 554: Cheat Sheet to a Quick Harem

Chapter 555: Chapter 554: Cheat Sheet to a Quick Harem

Demon Cultivator Mo Yan sat gleefully atop a mountain. She was about to level up. Once her level was high enough, it would be time for her to unleash her demonic might.

Chi Xue Child, Liuyue Xue, Liu Yiyi—all of them would have to bow before the Nightmare that was Demon Cultivator Mo Yan.

Just then, Master Mo Yan walked over to Mo Yan and asked, "Everyone else is busy adjusting their state. What are you doing here?"

Mo Yan quickly and secretly changed her nickname back. It would be a huge loss of face if she were caught.

Especially by Witch Dan Xue and the others.

They’d laugh at her for centuries.

Then, Mo Yan said, "Master, did you blow up my mother’s cenotaph with her clothes again?"

Master Mo Yan’s brow twitched. ’Why this topic again?’

Master Mo Yan then said with a stern expression, "It’s probably just bad Feng Shui. Have you been studying your Feng Shui properly lately?

I’ve been telling you to study it properly since you were a child, but you never listen.

Don’t you know how many times your mother’s cenotaph has been blown up?

Go and study it again. If it blows up one more time, you can just bury yourself in its place."

Mo Yan looked at her master and said, "Master, are you trying to trick me? I feel like everyone in our lineage, Demon Cultivator or not, loves to trick people."

Master Mo Yan said with a perfectly straight face, "And that’s your excuse for not studying?"

Mo Yan stuck out her tongue and said, "Oh, right, Master, do you still have any of my mother’s clothes? Why don’t you give me one of yours, too? I’ll arrange a joint burial for you both."

Master Mo Yan looked up at the sky. ’Just how many times have I wanted to kill this rebellious disciple of mine?’

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At that moment, Jiang Zuo was planning to head to Tianhe Group.

He couldn’t just run around everywhere right now.

Su Qi was still on standby.

’Speaking of which, it’s about time. I wonder how Su Qi is doing.’

Jiang Zuo thought he could give her a call to check.

But just as he was about to dial, a gust of wind suddenly howled past him.

’Whoa, what a familiar gust of wind.’

Jiang Zuo turned to look behind him and said, "Are we fated to meet today? Are you here to bestow another great fortune upon me?"

And behind him was, of course, that Daoist.

The Daoist had an expression like he was constipated. ’I must have left the house the wrong way today to run into this guy again.’

"I wonder what this ’great fortune’ is this time?" Jiang Zuo asked.

The Daoist took a moment to compose himself before saying, "How to start a harem. Do you dare to accept?"

Jiang Zuo was speechless. "..., a single guy like you discussing this with a married man like me. Don’t you feel like a fraud?"

The Daoist replied, "A coach can teach you how to play ball, but can he get on the court and play against you?"

Jiang Zuo nodded. That did make a certain amount of sense. He then asked, "So, how does one start a harem?"

The Daoist smiled faintly, his expression profound and mysterious. "This humble Daoist possesses four great secret manuals, Supreme Cultivation Skills that have been lost for many years. Which one do you desire?"

The Daoist then took out four manuals, fanning them out so their titles were fully displayed before Jiang Zuo.

One of the Four Great Secret Manuals of the Harem

The Four Great Secret Manuals of the Harem, Part Two

The Four Great Secret Manuals of the Harem, Part Three

The Four Great Secret Manuals of the Harem, Part Four

This left Jiang Zuo feeling a bit helpless. ’This is a series of manuals, isn’t it?’

’If I’m going to buy one, I might as well buy the whole set. What’s the point of buying just one?’

But what surprised Jiang Zuo was that these four manuals seemed to be authentic. At least, they looked authentic; the aura they gave off was ancient.

The material was also very unique, and the four books clearly came from the same source.

’As for whether the contents are real, that will require some appraisal.’

’But, if I buy this, what would happen if Su Qi found out?’

’I’d probably still get to see the sun rise tomorrow, right?’

’Er, maybe not tomorrow’s sunrise. But I should be able to see the sunrise on the third or fourth day.’

Jiang Zuo decided he could buy them. He could use them on a day when he needed to pick a fight.

’Or maybe I can use them on the day she finds out about my Cultivation.’

’It might work wonders as a distraction, right?’

’As for starting a harem?’

’That’s a joke. That’s something that would truly break Su Qi’s heart. I would never, ever do it.’

Besides, there wasn’t another woman in this world who could catch his eye.

Even Jiu Xi couldn’t do it, let alone anyone else.

’Su Qi is still the best.’

’She just has a bit of a temper, can be a little rough, and acts willfully from time to time.’

’But sometimes, she’s also incredibly endearing.’

"So, little friend, do you want this great fortune or not?" the Daoist asked.

Jiang Zuo glanced at the four manuals and finally said, "I’ll take all four."

After tossing over enough Spirit Stones, Jiang Zuo took the four manuals directly.

One Third-Grade Spirit Stone per book.

He already knew the price.

The Daoist was stunned for a moment. "Aren’t you afraid your wife will find out?"

’I only took them out to bluff him! I never intended to sell them!’

’What’s the point of selling them to this guy?’

’I thought this guy was clearly afraid of his wife, so how could he possibly dare to buy them?’

’I only showed them to him to make him back down and so I could get some face back.’

’Who knew this guy would actually want them? That’s my personal collection!’

Jiang Zuo glanced at the Daoist and said, "Would you even understand if I explained it to you? You single dog."

The Daoist: "..."

After that, Jiang Zuo paid the Daoist no more mind and headed directly for Tianhe Group.

’Speaking of which, I was just about to make a phone call. Forget it, I won’t bother now.’

On the way, Jiang Zuo took out the book titled One of the Four Great Secret Manuals of the Harem. He was quite curious about what was written inside.

’To be honest, I have no desire to start a harem, but how many people do?’

’If this manual got out, there would definitely be no shortage of people fighting over it.’

’I just don’t know if the contents are real.’

To determine its authenticity, Jiang Zuo opened the manual to the first page.

The manual was very old and simple. Naturally, there was no flash of Golden Light when he opened it.

And what was written on it was in an ancient script.

An ordinary person wouldn’t be able to understand it.

Jiang Zuo, of course, understood it perfectly.

Then he saw the first page, which contained just a single line of text: To start a harem, the body is paramount. The golden spear must never fall; otherwise, you shall turn to dust.

Jiang Zuo’s expression didn’t flicker in the slightest. On the contrary, he felt it made a lot of sense. ’That’s to be expected.’

People have a tendency to put themselves in the situation.

For instance, when reading a manual like this, anyone who sees the requirement will instinctively examine themselves to see if they meet the criteria.

It has nothing to do with whether they want to or not; it’s an automatic response.

And Jiang Zuo was the same.

He felt that he met the requirement completely.

’A harem just means lots of people, and lots of people naturally puts great demands on the body. That’s an ironclad rule.’

Then, Jiang Zuo started to turn to the second page. He suddenly felt a bit curious to see if he could meet all the requirements of this manual.

Soon, the contents of the second page were revealed.

This time, it described the first principle of a harem: The first principle of starting a harem: be unmarried.

Jiang Zuo: "..."

’What kind of first principle is that?’

Jiang Zuo felt this book was a complete insult.

He then closed the book. There was no need to read any further. ’It’s fake. It’s all fake.’

He suddenly felt that the person who wrote this kind of book must have been single.

’Anyone who studies this kind of book is either single, or single and dreams of starting a harem. (Those people must be dying to know what comes next.)’

"How pathetic."

After putting the book away, Jiang Zuo didn’t give it any more thought. ’I should spend my time on more meaningful things.’

’Like making money to support Su Qi.’