My Wife Might Be a Saintess
Chapter 624 - 623: My Chest Is Bigger Than Yours
Chapter 624: Chapter 623: My Chest Is Bigger Than Yours
Jiang Zuo wanted to condense the Innate Three Qi. This energy was primarily for Cultivation, but his path to power was rather unconventional, as he rarely cultivated in the traditional sense.
Besides Cultivation, the Innate Three Qi had plenty of auxiliary functions. Its sealing ability, for one, could be kept in reserve as a trump card.
He could previously use the Seal only twice, but now he could use it three times—a significant improvement.
If he then worked hard to absorb the Five Elements Power, he might be able to generate a faint Aura of Chaos, giving him the chance to condense Innate Chaotic Qi.
Innate Chaotic Qi was ridiculously powerful. Cultivating with it meant progressing by leaps and bounds.
If he had possessed Innate Chaotic Qi from the start, he could have reached Tier Three in a month and Tier Seven in a year without issue. He wouldn’t have to do anything but sit there.
’What about Crossing the Tribulation?’
’A Celestial Tribulation is nothing. It’s just nourishment to be devoured.’
’In fact, the more the better. He’d advance faster and his foundation would be more stable.’
’After just sitting around for two or three years, he’d reach Tier Nine Great Success.’
’What’s that? It violates the rules of advancement? You need Enlightenment?’
’Not a chance.’
’Chaos Power represents the origin of everything. It can substitute for the power of the Dao and allow someone to advance.’
’Aside from being unable to reach the Supreme realm, a single wisp of Innate Chaotic Qi could allow someone to become the strongest person below the Supreme within just a few years.’
’Terrifying, isn’t it?’
Unfortunately, Jiang Zuo never had the chance to experience this method of advancement.
It had been the same in his previous life.
By the time he successfully condensed the Innate Chaotic Qi, he no longer really needed it. It was, at most, just icing on the cake.
In this life, he probably wouldn’t even get the chance for that little extra.
Because Innate Chaotic Qi was simply too distant a goal.
Meanwhile, Mo Mingbei was bitterly gnawing on a leaf, all his previous motivation gone.
This was a perfect example of what it meant for one’s courage to be roused, then to wane, and finally, to be exhausted.
That was Mo Mingbei to a T.
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Perception No. 1 Group Chat
Demon Cultivator Mo Yan: "@Liuyue Xue, where are you? I’m coming to find you."
Liuyue Xue: "I’m busy."
Liu Yiyi: "Huh? Is Mo Yan okay now? What about Witch Dan Xue?"
Chi Xue Child: "Forget Mo Yan. Chen Yi, quickly use your perception to find us a safe spot nearby."
Xiao Xiaomo: "Blade Master Hai Bian is already Tier Four. His perception is definitely better than ours."
Chi Xue Child: "You guys are the specialists. Besides, he’s busy."
It was true. Blade Master Hai Bian was busy. He had to fly and fight at the same time, so how could he possibly have the spare focus to perform a proper scan?
Chen Yi: "Okay, I’m linked up... uh, why am I sensing the aura of a Black-robed Demon Cultivator?"
Chi Xue Child: "Just ignore him. It’s a complicated situation."
Watching everyone chat and ignore her, Mo Yan didn’t get angry. Who was she? She was Demon Cultivator Mo Yan!
’They’ll come crying to me eventually.’
After putting her phone away, Mo Yan started running again.
She had only taken a few steps when—FWIP!—a small dagger embedded itself in her shoulder.
"Aiyeee, ow, ow, ow! That hurts like hell!"
Mo Yan shrieked, "Witch Dan Xue, you’re just jealous my shoulders are prettier than yours, and my collarbones are more beautiful!"
Just then—FWIP!—another small dagger pierced Mo Yan’s thigh.
"Gah! That really hurts!"
Crying out in pain, Mo Yan once again escaped using the Nightmare Space.
But Witch Dan Xue, following close behind, wasn’t the least bit worried about her escaping. She was going to keep peppering Mo Yan with daggers all the way, teaching her the meaning of fear and respect.
Mo Yan fled toward Liuyue Xue’s House, enduring a constant assault of daggers. By now, her back was riddled with them.
She had insulted every part of Witch Dan Xue’s body.
Legs, waist, back, skin, spine, hair—Mo Yan went down the list.
She claimed that all of Dan Xue’s features were inferior to her own.
But all she received in return were daggers, each one more painful than the last.
Mo Yan was already seriously injured.
But Mo Yan stubbornly kept running.
She patted her chest and shouted, "My front is still fine! Can you make your throwing knives curve? Go on, stab me! I know you’re jealous of my... chest..."
Before Mo Yan could finish, Witch Dan Xue stated coldly, "My breasts are bigger than yours."
Mo Yan: "..."
Witch Dan Xue stopped throwing daggers. She stated calmly, "Fairy Mo Yan is flat-chested."
"You’re the Fairy! Your whole family are Fairies! Your whole family is flat-chested! I’m still just a kid!"
Then Mo Yan added, "Unlike you! You were already wearing makeup and pretending to be a grown-up at age six! Back then, you were shorter than me, flatter than me, uglier than me, and people made fun of you way more than they did me!"
"But since we all shared a dad and a grandpa for a while there, I won’t hold it against you."
Witch Dan Xue’s brow furrowed. She was done playing games. Mo Yan had reminded her of that damn memory again.
She closed in on Mo Yan, grabbed her, spun her around twice, and hurled her away.
"Eh? AAAAAAAAH!"
Mo Yan went flying.
But just as Witch Dan Xue was about to give chase, she discovered a Grand Array blocking her path.
Fine. She had arrived near Liuyue Xue’s House.
Meanwhile, the flying Mo Yan crashed right into Liuyue Xue’s House.
With a loud CRASH, only the sound of Mo Yan’s pained yelp could be heard.
A moment later, Mo Yan’s voice drifted out. "Liuyue Xue? Oh, you’re taking a bath! You know, that reminds me of when Witch Dan Xue was little. I snuck into her house once, and she was taking a bath back then, too.
"That was the first time I ever saw Witch Dan Xue without her makeup. I didn’t even recognize her! It scared me half to death; I thought I was in the wrong house.
"But you really aren’t wearing any makeup, just as I thought. Wow, and that figure is all natural...
"Let me see how it feels."
BOOM!!!
"Go to hell!" Liuyue Xue screamed in a rage.
Liuyue Xue’s martial sisters were all stunned. This was the first time they had ever heard her raise her voice like that.
Mo Yan had only been able to get in because the Array had verified her identity; otherwise, it would have been impossible to just crash into Liuyue Xue’s House.
Well, now Liuyue Xue was regretting it.
She should never have gotten involved with Mo Yan in the first place.
Unable to enter and settle the score with Mo Yan, Witch Dan Xue decided not to dwell on it.
She took out her phone and saw that her master had tried to contact her.
She immediately called back.
"Master, you were looking for me?" said Witch Dan Xue.
She hadn’t dared to face her master after failing the last mission.
Demon Cultivator Nan Xuan, walking through a field of flowers, asked into her phone, "Are you in a better mood now?"
Witch Dan Xue said in a low voice, "I’m okay... By the way, Master, about the Enlightenment Stone..."
"Don’t worry about it. An unimaginably powerful person appeared, after all. I’m busy right now; we’ll discuss everything when I get back." With that, Demon Cultivator Nan Xuan hung up.
Demon Cultivator Nan Xuan was currently advancing toward her objective.
The Flower Demon had, of course, failed to escape her pursuit, so she had easily obtained the location of her target.
However, the journey was far from peaceful, as she kept encountering formidable plants and Spirit Beasts.
The closer she got, the harder it became to advance.
Just now, she had run into a trio of Ghost Cultivators.
The three Ghost Cultivators were startled to see Demon Cultivator Nan Xuan. They had only made it this far with great difficulty, and at a considerable cost.
Yet this woman had come here all by herself and looked completely at ease, forcing them to be on high alert.
Demon Cultivator Nan Xuan smiled. "Fire, Cold, and Water. The three of you. Long time no see."
You have to understand, Demon Cultivator Nan Xuan was a very serious person. She rarely smiled.
She barely even smiled at her own disciple, yet she was smiling now at these three Ghost Cultivators.
This was an incredibly rare sight.
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