I Have Infinite Systems In The Immortal World - Chapter 369: Lazy Cultivation System
Chapter 369: Lazy Cultivation System
” Mother, hurry up. We are getting late.”
Sweet voice of a girl echoed like wind chimes.
” Luo Luo, don’t be hasty. We still have plenty of time.”
” Ugh, you aren’t understanding at all.” The girl pouted. ” Today is the Blood Rites Ceremony after all.”
” I am so excited. Finally, I will be joining the Hundred Demon Grotto.” The girl strutted around like a happy butterfly. ” I wonder if I am a one in a thousand year old genius? Hehe, maybe I will become disciple of an elder right away.”
” Luo Luo.”
A woman came and held Luo Luo. Looking into her eyes, she couldn’t help but sigh. ” Listen, Luo Luo, this test, anything can be happen. But remember, no matter what the result is, you can always rely on me.”
” Mother, don’t say like that.” Luo Luo huffed, ” I will be going to the Hundred Demon Grotto, and that’s final.”
” Fine fine.” Her mother sighed, “Now finish your breakfast first and then we will talk.”
” And, meanwhile… I will walk around a bit.”
Bing Luoyan walked outside as she saw the bustling street of Flying Eagle City. As she walked, she suddenly reached a grand building, with a small decorated hill behind it.
” Hoho, do you need any help in walk?”
Bing Luoyan saw a man with a disheaveled hair walking out of building, with two beautiful women holding him.
” Hehe, I don’t need help in walking.” The man spoke with a drunken smile. His palms couldn’t help but give a good groping to the curves of the women.
” However, I might need assistance in bathing. I wonder if…”
” Ahahaha, Scholar, you are simply too much.” The women giggled. One of them feigned a gasp, ” You spent the night in Emerald Flower Palace, yet still wishing for more.”
But suddenly, both of them paused as they saw Bing Luoyan. ” Ahh, Madame Bing…”
” Leave him and return.” Bing Luoyan spoke without any expression as her eyes turned to the man. ” And you, so drunk that you can’t even walk, huh? Then I should return alone.”
The man’s drunken stupor vanished instantly as he stood straight, ” Ah, Sister Bing, you came in right time. Your face is like blush of rising sun.”
” Just looking at it and I became sober.”
” Hmph, keep those flowery things to your courteseans.” Bing Luoyan turned around, ” Come, Luo Luo’s entrance exam is today.”
” Oh, is that so?”
The man nodded as he followed Bing Luoyan, ” No need to worry about her, Sister Bing. Hundred Demon Grotto isn’t the only place where Luo Luo can grow.”
” Heh, look at you.” Bing Luoyan couldn’t help but snicker, ” If someone hear you are talking about an imperial power like this, they would cripple your limbs.”
” Aiyaa, I am merely a poor scholar.” The man grinned, ” I don’t think people would try to beat such a pitiful person like me.”
” Anyways, give me a moment, I will come back after a bath.”
” Speaking of which…” The man grinned. Bing Luoyan, who was walking at front, could feel the man’s gaze on her ass.”
” Long Ming, don’t you dare…!!!”
” Ahem ahem, It’s just a guess.” The man acted like a pondering sage. ” So today, you wore pin-”
Suddenly, with a force, Bing Luoyan slammed his face on a nearby wall.
” Pervert!”
” Hehe…” Long Ming grinned, ” I guess I am right today.”
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Arriving back to his room, Long Ming sat down and opened the Star Shop.
[ Thought Fleeting Messenger: Think of a person and their location. Putting their aura in it, the messenger will traverse through space, arriving to them. Needs one year to charge]
[ Cooldown period: 5 Years]
[ Price: 100 Star Coins]
Long Ming took it from his inventory without hesitation as he sat down to write a letter.
” Dear Master.”
” It’s been a year since I last gazed upon your beauty. Ah, I really hated that my date with you couldn’t happen after the Great Sky Ruin.”
” It’s truly absurd, but… I am not in the Heavenly Pillar Plane. Somehow, I crossed the void and arrived in Myriad Beasts World. Such a bad luck.”
” I hope you have been well. How is Sister Qinglian and others? I hope they aren’t sad at all. By now, you should have implemented the Dao Establishment Stele in the Azure Sun Domain. With this, the growth of our disciples will increase by many folds.”
” Not to mention, in case of emergency, it can be used akin to an Imperial Weapon.”
” Please give some consolation to Princess Jiang and Lady Qiu. However, I don’t think I would be able to return for a while.”
” Please stay safe, Master. I will be missing you. The next letter will be five years from now.”
” Your mischievous disciple, Long Ming.”
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Desolate Winter Palace.
Amidst the swirling domain of snow, a figure sat silently. On the fielding of glazed ice, an ice scupltor sat in cross legged.
Suddenly, the sculpture cracked as it noticed a letter appear out of thin air.
*CRACK! CRACK! CRACK!*
Cracks appeared appeared as her hands stretched, delicate skin appeared from the mold of ice. Folding open the letter, she read the letter quietly.
The blizzard around her stopped, and the ice began to melt.
Xia Yuqing stood up as she exhaled a breath of turbid air.
” Sect Master, you are finally out!”
Wu Liang was ecstatic as she rushed out, seeing Xia Yuqing walking out of the Desolate Winter Palace.
” I have received a message from Long Ming. He is safe and sound, currently in Myriad Beast World.”
” WHAT? Elder sister, you are telling the truth?” Elder Meng was ecstatic when she heard that. ” Finally! That rascal! He really made us worried.”
” He is in another plane?” Wu Liang frowned. ” I though the planar gates are…”
” Something weird is indeed happening.” Elder Meng interjected. ” I have received some information. It looks like the spatial seal of the planes have loosen a lot.”
” I am going for seclusion.” Xia Yuqing took a deep breath. ” I will come out after I reach the pinnacle of Desolate Winter Energy Art.”
” With this, I will be able traverse through the plane.”
” Sect Master…” Wu Liang was stunned as she looked at Xia Yuqing. But with a smile, she nodded, ” Very well, we will handle the sect. Please cultivate well.”
Xia Yuqing’s robes fluttered as she looked at the distant sky. ” Foolish disciple, you have done so much for the sect.”
” Just wait. Master will come there soon.”
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Long Ming looked stood naked as he looked at his reflection at the mirror.
Gone was his youthful self, he looked more mature, rugged and firm, like a handsome man in his late twenties.
” Heh, I really aged like a wine, eh? If I were at earth, it would be the perfect self of stealing married women.” Long Ming grinned as he rubbed the thin stubble on his jaw. He doesn’t do clean shaves anymore. Also, keeping his hair long gives him a dashing look.
Scars covered his bodies, healed yet leaving behind their presence. With an annoying lime green color, a status window hovering before Long Ming.
[ Lazy Cultivation System (Beta version)]
Host: Long Ming
Strength: Mortal (???)
Lethargy Points: 200
Mission: Manage a grand scheme while not making a direct appearance.
Time: Unknown
Reward: Divine Grade Medicine Box
Long Ming couldn’t help but rub his face with frustration. ” What kind of shitty system is this. To think it’s this much bug ridden.”
