My Online Girlfriend Has a Twin Sister - Chapter 302 202: You Guys Already Did It?

“The one thing I can’t stand is being tickled. I’m trying to think, so don’t bother me.”

he said to Jiang Yao with a frown.

He never saw it coming. The next second, Jiang Yao lunged at him, pinning him down beneath her. She pinned his hands back and plopped down on top of him.

Before he could even appreciate the wonderful softness of her rear, her wicked claws struck his waist once more.

“Are you gonna tell me or not?”

“…A man’s waist is sensitive there—you’re poking my kidney, dammit!”

…

After a bout of roughhousing, both of their hearts were pounding, and their hair was a mess.

Jiang Yao, of course, was the victor.

She took advantage of Chen Yuan not daring to use any real force against her, slyly grabbing at him all over. But some places were off-limits.

All Chen Yuan could do when she attacked was dodge.

Whenever he managed to fight back, she would put on a pitiful act and whine, “Oww, that hurts~ Be gentle, Young Master.” It always made Chen Yuan think he had actually hurt her, and he’d immediately let go.

But the moment he did, her expression would flip, and she’d pin him down all over again.

“So? Had enough?” Jiang Yao panted, a triumphant look on her face.

The wide collar of her shirt had slipped, baring one of her shoulders. A black bra strap rested beside her collarbone, and below it, a sliver of pristine white skin was visible, hinting at a deep, alluring shadow. Like an ocean of midnight black, her bra cupped two hemispheres of creamy-white perfection.

Chen Yuan couldn’t help but stare for a few moments, his mouth suddenly dry.

“Enough of what? You girls are all the same. If I get rough, you’d call it domestic abuse, but if I go easy, you get all smug. You really think I can’t win against you?”

“Oh my, you’re sooooo strong,” Jiang Yao cooed sarcastically, putting on a high-pitched voice. She leaned in, presenting her delicate cheek. “Go on, I’ll let you hit me. Here~ Hit me right here.”

“No, I couldn’t. I could never bear to hit Ningning’s face.”

“Chen Yuan! You are so dead!” With that one sentence, Jiang Yao’s expression changed in an instant. Her defenses were completely shattered.

A frantic barrage of small fists rained down on his body.

Too bad for her, they had no real force behind them.

Her little tantrum actually helped lighten Chen Yuan’s gloomy mood. Yaoyao really was a riot.

He looked at her pouting face, a gentle smile touching his lips.

“You’re still smiling!”

“I thought you said you don’t get jealous? I mention Ningning just once and you get this mad. If I actually tell you about our progress, are you going to kill me?”

“No… why would I? Who could ever bear to see you die?”

“Heh.”

“Think of it this way: Ningning and I share the same body, so how could I get jealous over something like that? I might get uncomfortable hearing about your relationship progressing, but just mentioning her name is fine.”

“For real?”

Chen Yuan tilted his head back to look at her, his eyes glinting with distrust.

“Just tell me, Young Master. Yaoyao doesn’t lie, you know.”

“Alright then. As a show of our mutual trust, how about you let me go first?”

With that, he finished speaking.

Jiang Yao nodded and immediately released him.

She gracefully flopped onto the bed, propping her cheek on one hand. Her fair legs kicked up and down, tapping rhythmically against the mattress.

She was like a completely different person from the violent girl she’d been just moments before.

Chen Yuan raised an eyebrow at the sight.

‘You’re one way and then another, and Ningning is the same,’ he grumbled internally. ‘It’s like two people with four different personalities. Dating you is exhausting.’

“Well, say it!” Her suddenly ferocious tone made Chen Yuan jump.

“You’re exposed,” he said, pointing toward Yaoyao’s chest.

“Nope. I’m doing it on purpose for you. Should I pull it down a little lower…?” Yaoyao gave him a bashful look, puckered her lips, and made a kissing gesture. “Mwah~”

“Sure.”

“Don’t change the subject!”

“…Alright, fine. Actually…” Chen Yuan coughed twice. “We’ve… progressed to *that* stage.”

“Which stage?”

“You know… *that* one.”

“This?” Jiang Yao asked, wiggling her slender fingers.

“Nope.”

Jiang Yao’s expression fell.

“Don’t tell me… you two have already done *it*?”

“No, not that. Just this.”

Chen Yuan pointed to Yaoyao’s lips.

“??? I’ll kill you!”

Jiang Yao hesitated for barely half a second before her expression turned murderous and she swung her palm at him. Luckily, Chen Yuan was prepared and dodged with a quick roll.

“You promised you wouldn’t get angry!” he yelled, grabbing a pillow to use as a shield as he watched her warily.

“Have you no shame?! The both of you! Utterly shameless!”

“How is that shameless?”

“You’ll be the death of me!”

Jiang Yao pointed a finger at him, her chest heaving as if a ball of fire were about to burst from within.

Her elegant brows were furrowed in a furious scowl, and she gritted her teeth so hard they seemed ready to crack.

A moment later.

Yaoyao pulled the blanket over herself and turned her back to him.

The bedroom fell silent.

Before Chen Yuan could figure out what was happening, the sound of soft, hiccuping sobs filled the room, echoing mournfully.

“Why… are you crying?” He started to panic. “Hey, don’t cry.”

‘This mood swing is way too fast. She was just laughing a second ago.’

‘She’s a true master of the quick-change act.’

“You cheated… How could I not cry?”

“How did I cheat?! This is a huge misunderstanding!”

Chen Yuan was dumbfounded. ‘How could this possibly count as cheating?’

‘But Ningning and Yaoyao are in the same body. Even if they’re different personalities, as far as he was concerned, they were still one person.’

‘Fucking hell. Talk about being wrongfully accused.’

“You already did… *that*… with her. How is that not cheating? Boo hoo hoo…”

“If we’re going by that logic,” Chen Yuan said with a shrug, “then Ningning could accuse me of cheating for lying in bed with you right now. Strictly speaking, you are both my girlfriends. Therefore, any acts of intimacy are jointly shared. You can’t just mix up the concepts like this.”

His argument was clear and meticulously logical.

From his point of view, at least, there was nothing wrong with it.

But in her heart, Jiang Yao knew the truth: they were two completely different people!

‘What does he mean, “same body”…’

This only made Jiang Yao even angrier, but she couldn’t find a way to argue against his logic.