Peerless Bodyguard of a Stunning Beauty
Chapter 1034 - 995: Time-Traveling Water
As Zhao Rong used his special abilities and instant teleportation,
they found themselves in another unknown place.
Looking at everything in front of him, Zhao Rong widened his eyes in shock and said:
"Are you kidding me? This time with instant teleportation, we’ve ended up on top of the Statue of Liberty..."
Yu Lan backed up a step and nearly fell off,
she said fearfully:
"Brother Zhao Rong, of all places to teleport us, you chose the top of the Statue of Liberty, this is incredibly dangerous..."
Yu Lan felt the wind was extremely strong and said:
"Oh my goodness, the wind here is way too strong, it feels like I might get blown off any second..."
Xuelian sighed and said:
"Brother Zhao Rong, I think you should get your phone out, open the Paradise Shopping Cart app, and buy a time machine that can take us to the Carboniferous period 300 million years ago...
Otherwise, relying on just instant transfer perfume and your instant teleportation special ability won’t get us to our destination..."
At that moment, the assistant surprisingly discovered,
the place they were was not New York but France.
The assistant exclaimed in astonishment and said:
"Is this a mistake? The Statue of Liberty should be in the USA,
but now it’s surprisingly in France..."
Zhao Rong explained to the assistant, saying:
"Although the Statue of Liberty is in America,
it was built by France in the 19th century and then gifted to the USA..."
Listening to Zhao Rong, the assistant understood and said:
"Brother Zhao Rong, it seems your special ability instant teleportation does have some effect,
after all, it’s brought us from the 21st century back to the 19th century..."
Miss Lili complained from the side saying:
"Though Brother Zhao Rong’s instant teleportation has taken us over 200 years back,
it’s still far from 300 million years ago..."
Yu Lan looked at the surging crowd below the Statue of Liberty and said worriedly:
"Brother Zhao Rong, could we have been discovered by the 19th-century French workers..."
Just then, Zhao Rong pointed at a falling package in the sky and said:
"Okay, I’ve already bought the time machine from Paradise Shopping Cart..."
With the time machine, we can definitely reach the Carboniferous period 300 million years ago smoothly.
When Miss Lili heard that Zhao Rong had bought a time machine from Paradise Shopping Cart,
she said excitedly:
"With a time machine,
we can easily travel to the Carboniferous period 300 million years ago..."
Yu Lan recalled the time machines she saw on children’s cartoons like Doraemon and said:
"A time machine should be like a massage chair,
just sit inside, and you can achieve time travel..."
Xuelian shook her head, looking at the very small box with a frown, saying:
"Brother Zhao Rong, the time machine you got from Paradise Shopping Cart is too small,
how can such a small time machine take us all to the Carboniferous period 300 million years ago at once?"
Then the assistant grabbed the package and brought it to Zhao Rong, saying:
"Brother Zhao Rong, usually Miss Lili helps you open packages,
today, I’ll help you open it..."
Seeing the assistant helping Zhao Rong open the package,
he looked at the kettle inside and said in shock:
"Brother Zhao Rong, this is clearly a kettle,
why did you say it’s a time machine?"
Miss Lili took the kettle, examined it for a long time, and questioned Zhao Rong saying:
"Brother Zhao Rong, if this kettle is a time machine,
then a mineral water jug is a time shuttle..."
Yu Lan poured a bottle of mineral water into the kettle and said:
"Brother Zhao Rong, if you want hot water, I can boil it for you,
no need for you to spend such a large sum on Paradise Shopping Cart to get a kettle,
isn’t it overkill?"
Suddenly, Xuelian noticed that the kettle was unusual,
she looked at the red button and said:
"I remember, whatever Brother Zhao Rong buys from Paradise Shopping Cart,
if it has a red button,
it’s definitely a mysterious machine..."
Then, Xuelian was about to press the red button on the kettle.
Just as Xuelian was about to press the red button,
Zhao Rong took a step forward, grabbed her hand and said:
"Xuelian, don’t press this red button,
otherwise, we might be sent to the Carboniferous period 300 million years ago instantly..."
Xuelian widened her eyes in disbelief, saying:
"Brother Zhao Rong, you’re not kidding me?
Is traveling through time really this simple?"
Zhao Rong smiled and said:
"The ultimate truth is simplicity, try to keep things simple,
overthinking makes it easy to fail..."
At this moment, Miss Lili took a step forward,
she looked at the kettle and asked Zhao Rong:
"Brother Zhao Rong, is this kettle you bought from Paradise Shopping Cart really a time machine?
Can you show me how this kettle can take us to the Carboniferous period 300 million years ago?"
Then, Zhao Rong suddenly took out a bottle of Coke, poured it into the kettle,
then he took out a bottle of 7-Up, poured it in as well,
smilingly he said to everyone:
"Now, once I press the red button,
the time travel water will be ready..."
Hearing about time travel water, Yu Lan laughed and said:
"Brother Zhao Rong, are you saying that after drinking the brewed drink from this kettle, we can travel to 300 million years ago the Carboniferous period?"
As Zhao Rong continued boiling the drink, he laughed and said:
"Of course...
Otherwise, why would I spend 5000 US dollars on this ordinary kettle from Paradise Shopping Cart?"
When Xuelian heard that the time travel machine cost only 5000 US dollars,
she exclaimed wanting one too:
"Brother Zhao Rong, I always thought time travel machines were extremely expensive, costing billions of US dollars,
but I didn’t think a time travel machine would only be 5000 US dollars, just about thirty thousand RMB, that’s so cheap..."
Zhao Rong told Xuelian:
"You’ve got it wrong Xuelian,
although the time machine is cheap,
the time travel water is very expensive..."
The assistant stepped forward looking at Zhao Rong holding the Coke and 7-Up bottles,
he mocked Zhao Rong and said:
"Brother Zhao Rong, are you trying to pull our legs?
A bottle of Coke is 3 bucks,
A bottle of 7-Up is 3 bucks,
Total 6 bucks, is that expensive?"
When Zhao Rong heard the assistant’s misunderstanding about the two drinks,
he gravely said:
"Assistant, you got it wrong,
this bottle of Coke may look like Coke,
but it’s not, it’s cosmic water...
This bottle of 7-Up may look like 7-Up,
but it’s not 7-Up, it’s galaxy soup..."
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