Chapter 1040 - 1001: Steak and Beer

Listening to the assistant’s confusion, Zhao Rong immediately gave everyone a demo of how to use this giant dragonfly nymph rot-cloth that looks exactly like a diaper.

He said:

"Miss Lili, beauty Yu Lan, beauty Xuelian, Assistant, you may not know this—this kind of weapon looks ridiculously like a diaper,

but it’s not actually a diaper. It’s a piece of rot-cloth for giant dragonfly nymphs, enhanced with artificial intelligence...

Now, as long as I take out a sheet of giant dragonfly nymph rot-cloth and toss it at that giant dragonfly nymph over there,

I don’t even need to aim. This cloth will automatically cling tight to the giant dragonfly nymph,

and then wrap it up completely until its body starts to rot away..."

Hearing Zhao Rong’s words, the three beauties were utterly stunned.

Miss Lili took a sheet of the giant dragonfly nymph rot-cloth into her hand and rubbed it hard,

but she couldn’t detect any tech feeling in it at all, and said:

"Brother Zhao Rong, since you’re saying this diaper is artificial-intelligence-powered,

does that mean there’s an AI chip hidden inside it..."

Zhao Rong nodded, very certain, and said:

"Of course. Otherwise, how could it be AI-enhanced..."

At this moment, beauty Yu Lan took a diaper out of the pack,

then hurled it toward the giant dragonfly nymph not far away, saying:

"Brother Zhao Rong, if this diaper can precisely hit that giant dragonfly nymph...

does that mean we can just sit back and watch that bug slowly die..."

Zhao Rong nodded. He smiled and said:

"No problem, beauty Yu Lan. Go ahead and give it a try..."

Hearing Zhao Rong, beauty Yu Lan immediately threw that diaper toward the giant dragonfly nymph in the distance.

They saw that once that giant dragonfly nymph rot-cloth, which looked exactly like a diaper, wrapped around part of the nymph’s body,

the giant dragonfly nymph immediately let out a piercing scream...

Then Zhao Rong rallied everyone and said:

"Miss Lili, beauty Yu Lan, beauty Xuelian, Assistant, now each of us grabs one sheet from this pack of giant dragonfly nymph rot-cloth and tosses it at that giant dragonfly nymph over there..."

Hearing Zhao Rong’s words, everyone sprang into action.

Zhao Rong took the lead by pulling out a sheet of rot-cloth that looked exactly like a diaper and threw it toward the nymph’s head...

They saw that after Zhao Rong very precisely lobbed that sheet of giant dragonfly nymph rot-cloth,

it wrapped right around the giant dragonfly nymph’s head...

Miss Lili took a sheet from the pack of giant dragonfly nymph rot-cloth and hurled it at the nymph’s tail.

She spoke with great confidence:

"If we want to kill this giant dragonfly nymph, we’ve got to start with its tail..."

Beauty Yu Lan grabbed a sheet of giant dragonfly nymph rot-cloth and flung it at the nymph’s waist, saying:

"I’m going to cut this giant dragonfly nymph in half at the waist..."

And beauty Xuelian grabbed a sheet of giant dragonfly nymph rot-cloth and tossed it at the creature’s neck,

and she said:

"Since the neck is the most vulnerable spot on an animal’s body,

then I’m guessing the weakest point on this giant dragonfly nymph is its neck..."

The assistant meanwhile grabbed a piece of giant dragonfly nymph rot-cloth and threw it at the creature’s four legs.

They saw that once the rot-cloth wrapped around the nymph’s four legs,

the giant dragonfly nymph immediately toppled to the ground...

They watched as Zhao Rong’s group of several people worked together, tossing all the giant dragonfly nymph rot-cloth Zhao Rong had bought back from the Paradise Shopping Cart,

and once they’d completely covered the giant dragonfly nymph,

they sat off to the side, staring as the giant dragonfly nymph slowly died...

They saw that after about five minutes,

that huge monstrosity, the giant dragonfly nymph, had turned into a puddle of pus.

Seeing this scene unfold, the three beauties and the assistant were all dumbstruck.

Miss Lili admired Zhao Rong immensely and said:

"Brother Zhao Rong, you’re incredible. I never imagined you’d use diapers to kill this giant dragonfly nymph..."

Beauty Yu Lan spoke from the heart and said:

"Brother Zhao Rong, how come every weapon you buy from the Paradise Shopping Cart manages to surprise everyone..."

Beauty Xuelian, half laughing, half crying, said:

"Brother Zhao Rong, I’d already imagined all sorts of weapons to deal with dragonfly nymphs,

but I never thought a single diaper would put an end to a nymph’s life..."

The assistant, meanwhile, suddenly got inspired, dreaming up all kinds of ways to get rich,

and he said to Zhao Rong:

"Brother Zhao Rong, what do you think—if we bring these AI-chip diapers back to Earth,

then reprogram them, could we sell them to kids and make a fortune..."

Right then, Zhao Rong suddenly took out steak and beer from the Magic Ring and handed them around, saying:

"Everyone’s worked hard. Eat some steak and have some beer first..."

And when the starving group saw that Brother Zhao Rong had actually prepared steak and beer for everyone,

they were wildly excited and said:

"Never thought that out here in the middle of nowhere we’d get steak and beer. This is pure luxury..."

Beauty Yu Lan held a knife in her left hand and a fork in her right, eating the fillet steak in front of her. It tasted amazing, and she said:

"I really didn’t expect the steak Brother Zhao Rong prepared for us to be this perfectly to my taste..."

Beauty Xuelian downed her draft beer in one go,

and she laughed and said:

"I just love draft beer. It tastes way better than strong beer..."

The assistant was wolfing down his steak, his mouth slick with grease, and said:

"Brother Zhao Rong, you really get me. I, the assistant, don’t like eating anything else—just steak..."

Just as everyone was happily stuffing their faces,

Zhao Rong suddenly looked into the distance and said in surprise:

"Unbelievable. We’ve only just arrived in the Carboniferous 300 million years ago, and we’ve already run into this many monsters..."

When the three beauties and the assistant heard that Brother Zhao Rong had spotted yet another monster coming at them, they were completely done.

Miss Lili felt utterly hopeless and said:

"If we’d known there were this many monsters in the Carboniferous 300 million years ago,

we would’ve thought twice about whether to help the chairman with this mission..."

Beauty Yu Lan let out a sigh, put her half-eaten steak down on the ground, then stood up and got ready to fight, saying:

"Since there’s a monster coming, we’d better get ready for battle..."

Beauty Xuelian finished her steak and beer at top speed,

then she patted her belly and said:

"Full belly, no homesickness..."

The assistant grabbed the last sheet of giant dragonfly nymph rot-cloth from the bag and held it in his hand,

itching to try it out, and said:

"If any monster comes over, I’ll immediately throw this sheet of giant dragonfly nymph rot-cloth right at it..."

But Zhao Rong warned everyone, saying:

"Everyone fall back. Don’t let your guard down,

because we’ve run into a Eurypterus with broad wings..."

Upon hearing "Eurypterus with broad wings," Miss Lili immediately realized they’d encountered a scorpion of enormous size.

Beauty Yu Lan hurriedly asked Zhao Rong and said:

"Brother Zhao Rong, what kind of monster is a Eurypterus with broad wings? Hurry up and give us a crash course..."

Zhao Rong explained to beauty Yu Lan, saying:

"Eurypterus with broad wings lived from about 460 million to 255 million years ago. It was around 2.4 meters long, ferocious by nature, and back in ancient times it was a top predator of the seas..."