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Chapter 2118: Like Mother, Like Child 4

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Bang! Her head hit the watermelon.

The watermelon didn’t break, and neither did she get up.

Her head was pressed against the watermelon, not moving.

Lu Qixiu and Lu Yuanxi hurried over, "What’s wrong, sis? You didn’t break it, try again."

Lu Manman remained still, "Hold on, I’m a bit dizzy."

Emma had hit so hard that she almost knocked herself out.

After saying that, she collected herself and rammed into it again.

The force of the impact was so strong that it bounced her tiny body away, and she landed on her backside, grimacing in pain. Oh my, how embarrassing.

Lu Yuanxi’s little brows furrowed, "The enemy is too strong! Maybe we should get a brick and smash it."

"I don’t think that’s good; we’re gentlemen, how can we smash a watermelon with a brick? Let’s use a chair instead; it’s more elegant," Lu Qixiu said.

"No way, a chair is too big and crude. Let’s go get a big hammer; it’ll look more ladylike," Lu Manman said very ladylikely.

Hearing such shocking words from the three little ones, Meng Songbai was flabbergasted.

Yes, in his ears, these children’s words were shocking.

Isn’t it just a watermelon without a knife? Normally, wouldn’t you just go buy a watermelon knife?

Or slowly cut it with a fruit knife?

Never have I seen someone directly use their fists, feet, or even Iron Head Technique!

More shocking, they even thought of using bricks, benches, and hammers to smash it. What sort of education teaches children to say such jaw-dropping things?

He thought the Lu Family’s education methods were great. He truly thought the Lu Family’s education methods were great!

In the end, disillusionment!

Xia Weibao came downstairs to see three little heads clustered together, pointing at the big watermelon on the table.

While Meng Songbai sat across from them, looking like his worldview had collapsed...

"What are you doing, why aren’t you cutting the watermelon to eat?"

Lu Manman looked up, smiling ever so sweetly, "Mom, we don’t have a watermelon knife, we’re discussing how to cut the watermelon."

"Oh, that."

Xia Weibao walked over.

Meng Songbai felt as if he was seeing the savior of his worldview!

He was just about to complain to Xia Weibao about what her kids had been up to!

But before he could speak, Xia Weibao had already walked to the coffee table and casually said, "Cutting a watermelon doesn’t need a knife. It’s so troublesome."

Saying that, she used her hand as a knife, struck down, and with a bang, split the watermelon apart...

It came apart...

Apart...

Apart...

...

Meng Songbai collapsed to the ground, his worldview completely shattered...

Impossible to save.

Watching the three little ones lined up in admiration, clapping their hands and exclaiming how amazing their mom is, old Master Meng finally understood who those kids had learned from...

Lu Manman had been craving it for a while. Seeing the bright red watermelon, she leaped forward.

Xia Weibao pulled her back and earnestly said, "What’s the rush? We’re ladies, and ladies shouldn’t eat hastily. We should be elegant and gentle, okay."

Princess Lu nodded vigorously, making an "I understand" gesture, and then very elegantly picked up a small piece of watermelon and gently took a small bite.

Then, with her mouth closed, she smiled sweetly, chewing slowly, without showing her teeth or making a sound. She couldn’t be more ladylike.

Xia Weibao was exceedingly satisfied.

Then she picked up two pieces and handed them to Lu Qixiu and Lu Yuanxi, "Here, you two should be gentlemen too, okay."

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