Plugged In: Reincarnated As A Demon Lord (Now I'll Conquer The World)
Chapter 28: Ashes and Afterglow
Lucien reclines in a slightly cracked, sun-dappled chair, one boot up on the table as villagers bustle nervously around them.
The formerly-brainwashed are being gently ushered through magical diagnostics by X’zelle, Ignara, and the twins, who are somehow managing to make bureaucracy look flirty through a combination of matching tank tops and dangerously short skirts.
"I’m telling you," Ignara says, holding a clipboard and a glass of wine, "half these guys were already idiots before the brainwashing. Some of these brains I’m reading are voluntarily empty."
"Don’t roast them too hard," X’zelle mutters, tapping her fingers as she probes a big, grizzled mercenary’s aura. "This guy just mistook me for his childhood dog. Which, I mean, flattering... but still."
Nearby, Lucien sits with Veyra, Val, and Serenith at a wooden table shaded by a tattered awning. A gust of wind brings the scent of roasted meat and baked root vegetables.
"At least someone in the village still remembers how to cook." Val smiles, already trying to find the source of the scent over his shoulder.
The Lamia woman slithers up gracefully, balancing a tray of food and drinks with far more elegance than a recent would-be assassin has any right to. An enchanted silver collar around her neck shimmers faintly, glowing with Veyra’s binding command sigils.
"My lady," she purrs, bowing low enough to show off the full length of her coil. "Your midday refreshments."
Veyra yanks a goblet from the tray and snarls, "You think this makes up for trying to work me like a meat puppet, scale tits?"
The Lamia flinches, head bowed. "I apologize deeply, mistress. I exist only to serve now. I promise to do better."
"Go. Away with you!" Veyra snaps, eyes smoldering like wildfire. The Lamia slithers back with a muted squeak.
Lucien sighs and sips his drink. "Veyra, you’ve got to at least try to work with Selena. She’s... part of the team. Kind of. Like a cute, scaly intern."
"She made me try to gut you, sire."
"I’ve had worse dates," Lucien shrugs. "Besides, everyone deserves a second chance. Even emotionally manipulative snake women."
The Lamia returns and bows again, this time directly in front of Lucien, tail coiled like a spring. "I just want to say how grateful I am, my lord, for your mercy. I will do whatever it takes to bring you joy. Anything."
Lucien chuckles, one brow arching. "That’s sweet, but I’m not the one you need to impress." He gestures subtly at Veyra, who’s still glaring like she’s trying to incinerate the Lamia with her gaze alone.
The Lamia gulps and slinks away, whispering apologies.
"Still not trusting her," Veyra mutters, crossing her arms.
"I’d be disappointed if you did," Lucien says with a grin. "But keep her alive. She might be useful."
Val, polishing his claws with a bone shard, grunts. "If she poisons anything, I’m eating her. Slowly."
"You say that about everything," Serenith says dryly, floating next to the table with her arms crossed.
"I mean it this time."
Lucien stands and dusts off his coat. "Alright. That’s enough diplomacy and PTSD debriefing. I’ve got an urgent training session with the Void-Mother."
Serenith raises a perfect silver eyebrow. "Training? Is that what we’re calling it now?"
Lucien grins. "Yes. Magical theory is best absorbed while thoroughly absorbing... something else, if you catch my drift."
Val yawns. "Ugh. You two better come back stronger. We’ve got a damn road trip soon and I expect high-level nonsense."
"Don’t worry," Lucien says, stretching with a series of satisfying pops. "By the time we’re done, I’ll practically be glowing."
Back in Lucien’s royal tent, he barely has time to light a summoning candle before the air splits with a low hum and a swirling, violet portal devours him whole.
Serenith floats after him with a martyred groan.
The Void twists around them, impossible geometry folding and unfolding. Tentacles of light and shadow slither past them like bored cats.
When reality finally stabilizes, they land inside the Void-Mother’s home, now a nonsensical combination of baroque architecture, rippling astral silk, and unsettling softness that seems to breathe underfoot.
And there she is.
The Void-Mother, radiant as always, lounging on a throne made of moaning shadows and velvet dreams. She wears a translucent nightgown that might’ve once been called clothing by the loosest definition.
"You were gone longer than I liked," she coos, standing slowly. "But I knew you wouldn’t resist forever, my little lord of ash."
Lucien bites his lip, eyes trailing every curve. "You know why I’m here."
"To pound me into the ninth plane of pleasure until my hips forget geometry?"
Serenith groans audibly behind him. "Oh, for stars’ sake..."
Lucien raises a finger. "Actually, no. Today is for training."
The Void-Mother pouts genuinely. "Training? You’re passing up a chance to bathe in my essence for... homework?"
He steps forward, sliding a hand along her waist. "Homework with you. See, you’re the source of the Ashlands’ magic. The primal essence of this place. I need to learn to use that magic properly... refined, precise. And who better to teach me than its sexy, eldritch creator?"
She blinks. Then laughs a sound like shattering mirrors and lullabies. "You truly are unlike any demon lord before you. Most of your predecessors relied on rage, fear, or chaotic lust. You... you actually think."
"I even have spreadsheets," Lucien says proudly.
"You may actually be dangerous," she purrs, tracing a finger down his chest. "Very well. I’ll teach you. But don’t think I’m not claiming my payment."
"Wouldn’t dream of denying you," Lucien says, already loosening his jacket.
Serenith throws up her hands. "Fine! But I want a full buffet this time before you disappear into that impossible perversion puzzle room again!"
The Void-Mother snaps her fingers, and a buffet spread appears nearby. Roasted meats, exotic fruits, something that looks like a cake made of stars, and several glistening tentacles offering fondue forks.
Serenith sighs, grabs a turkey leg, and slumps into a glowing beanbag that emits gentle moaning sounds.
Lucien turns to the Void-Mother, eyes gleaming. "Shall we begin?"
She giggles. "To the bedroom!"
Hours later... or was it days?
Time means very little inside the Void. But Lucien emerges from the bedroom, glowing faintly with embers under his skin. His eyes burn with crimson light, his fingertips trailing ash sigils that write themselves in the air.
He stretches, shirtless and smirking. "So. I learned how to better manipulate the ash into solid constructs now. Spears, shields, even basic illusions. Oh, and floating sigil grenades."
The Void-Mother strolls out after him, looking thoroughly wrecked and delighted.
"You learned fast. Faster than most mortals should. But I suspect you’re a little more than mortal now, aren’t you?"
Lucien winks. "That’s between me and the gods who woke me up in the first place."
Serenith tosses a grape into her mouth. "Well, congrats on becoming slightly less useless. Can we go now?"
Lucien walks over, scoops up a handful of dream-fruit, and tosses one to her. "We’re just getting started. Still got lots to learn."
The Void-Mother slumps down onto her throne with a dreamy sigh. "Never knew teaching could be so... strenuous." She chuckles as she stretches lazily.
Serenith groans, dropping back into the bean bag.
"Better get comfortable." Lucien smirks, handing her a glass of wine. "This may take a while."
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