Chapter 860 - 863: Picking Up Girls

Master Li the Fortune Teller, Miaoshan has left.

"Dad, I want to go the day after tomorrow too." The little guy suddenly shouted,

"Well... let me think about it."

"Hmph." The little guy suddenly understood something and said, "When adults say they’ll think about it, it usually means it’s not going to happen."

Wu Tian nodded; when a child makes a request and the adult says they’ll think about it for a few days, there’s an eighty percent chance it’s not going to happen!

But among children, ones as smart as the little guy are rare.

Wu Tian said, "Okay, I’ll take you, but you have to remember to behave."

"I think saying that is pointless." The little guy pouted.

"Why?"

Wu Tian looked curious.

"I’ve always been very good." The little guy said seriously, "Hehe, I’ve never misbehaved since I was born."

Wu Tian was shocked, could you actually say something like that?

Wu Tian reached out and pinched the little guy’s cheek,

"What are you doing?" The little guy was unhappy,

"Your skin is still so thin and tender." Wu Tian sighed and said, "Then how do you say such shameless things?"

"Mind your own business!"

The little guy was embarrassed but quickly turned his head away, so Wu Tian couldn’t see, to protect his big sister’s image.

...The little guy always wanted to know what the birthday banquet in this world was like.

Finally, the day arrived.

"Mr. Wu Tian, the birthday banquet is about to begin, I’ve come to pick you up."

Miaoshan, along with Master Li the Fortune Teller, personally brought a flying horse-drawn carriage to Xiuyuan King’s capital,

A large character for longevity was also printed on the carriage. As it flew through the sky, gold coins rained down everywhere, causing Wu Tiandu to marvel, "This Yang Tian really put a lot of effort into his wife’s birthday banquet."

Upon hearing Wu Tian say this, the little guy shouted, "I think it’s too vulgar. What’s throwing gold coins everywhere? When I grow up, my birthday banquet will rain Supreme Treasures."

What a joke.

Wu Tian wiped his sweat.

Miaoshan was also taken aback, not expecting the little guy’s thinking to be so strange.

She then said, "Wrong, wrong, the banquet is at the Willow Sect, but it’s not hosted by Yang Tian; it’s hosted by Hei Ye, Yang Madam’s brother."

Miaoshan then formally introduced Hei Ye.

Hei Ye and Madam Yang, although they live on the mainland’s edge, their identities are not simple; they are one of Hei Sha Devil Emperor’s 108,000 children.

Because they are responsible for the land by the seaside on the mainland’s edge, they are relatively close.

This time, Madam Yang’s birthday banquet, Hei Ye voluntarily stepped forward to be in charge.

He kept requesting, so Yang Tian could only agree to this brother-in-law.

"108,000 children..." Wu Tian was not interested in Hei Ye but was shocked by Hei Sha Devil Emperor having so many children.

It’s known that ten thousand years ago, Wutian Celestial Emperor and Hei Sha Devil Emperor were rivals and friends.

Back then, Hei Sha Devil Emperor only had eight children, each bearing the surname Hei, and their names were Heaven, Earth, Xuan, and Huang, Universe, Primordial!

Who would have thought, that over the eons, there would be so many more children?

"It’s rumored that Hei Sha Devil Emperor once grieved over the disappearance of Wutian Celestial Emperor, thinking he lost a true rival, and thus spent his days drowning in sorrows with alcohol, and Hei Sha Devil Emperor liked alcohol but got drunk easily, which is known by everyone in the Immortal Emperor Realm, hence when drunk..."

Miaoshan hesitated to continue.

Wu Tian, an adult, knew what Miaoshan meant, nothing but after getting drunk, he became a stud!

Since then, Hei Sha Devil Emperor lived a life like a stallion.

If not for being a stallion, how could there be 108,000 children?

"What happened after getting drunk?" The little guy was confused.

"Kids, don’t ask." Wu Tian said,

The little guy was unhappy,

"Kid? Where am I a kid?" The little guy righteously shouted, "I’m already four and a half years old!"

Wu Tian, Miaoshan, Master Li the Fortune Teller: "..."

The Willow Sect, the mainland’s edge, land by the sea, naturally much larger than Xiuyuan King’s capital.

The banquet was at the backyard of the Willow Sect, which was a green garden where willows were planted, and the Willow Sect was named because of this.

Wu Tian held the little guy, got off the carriage, and saw a sea of people.

Most of them were people from the mainland’s edge, but even so, the smallest force among them was a five-star force,

"Let’s go together, find a good spot." Miaoshan smiled slightly, Wu Tian smiled.

Every table had a willow tree beside it.

But the willow varieties were different, and the fragrances and all that were different too.

Miaoshan wanted to help Wu Tian and the little guy find a location with a good view, but after choosing repeatedly, didn’t know which table was best to sit at.

"Let’s sit here, this willow tree can enhance the food flavor." Wu Tian selected a place,

Miaoshan nodded.

"Who is this young lady?" Just as Miaoshan, Wu Tian, and others sat down, a surprised voice sounded, and then a young man, full of excitement, rushed over.

This young man appeared to be twenty-three or twenty-four years old, dressed extravagantly, with a masculine and handsome appearance.

He initially thought the birthday banquet would be boring, but didn’t expect to encounter a beauty like Miaoshan.

He immediately approached her.

"Who are you? What’s going on?" Master Li the Fortune Teller hurried to block him, not allowing him to disturb Miaoshan.

"Who I am is not for you to manage, move aside, or don’t blame me for being rude." Seeing someone blocking his flirting, the young man’s face darkened.

Master Li the Fortune Teller was angry,

"Alright, stop arguing." Seeing the commotion here gradually drawing other people’s attention, Miaoshan had to speak up, "Now is Madam Yang’s birthday banquet; regardless of what happens, wait a bit before discussing."

"Madam Yang’s birthday banquet? Hehe, other people causing trouble here will naturally get into trouble, but I won’t." After saying this, the young man confidently smiled, "Young lady, just come with me. When the hosts seat us, I’ll definitely go over, and you can accompany me to speak personally with Yang Tian and Madam Yang."

"No, I think it’s quite nice here. Although it’s remote, the scenery is lovely." Miaoshan directly refused.

"You’re not going?" The young man was taken aback, thinking using this tactic at the banquet would surely allow him to flirt successfully with the girls, but unexpectedly failed, which only made him more interested. He saw that no one was sitting next to Miaoshan and smiled, "Then I’ll sit next to you."

As he walked over, he went to sit beside Miaoshan.

"How can there be such shameless people?" Master Li the Fortune Teller was angry and was thinking about using force.

It’s known this was Miaoshan’s avatar but is equivalent to her true form.

How could she be insulted by this young man?

Miaoshan also glanced coldly at the young man and suddenly looked at Wu Tian, "I’ll sit with you."

The little guy sized up Miaoshan from head to toe, then suddenly said, "You’re qualified, come and sit with us."

Qualified?

Miaoshan was puzzled, what did he mean by that?