Sensational! Fake Noble VS Real Genius
Chapter 2290: Bizarre Auction Items
Before Gu Qing had a chance to say more, Gu Zhiqi directly pulled Gu Zhiqi, pushing open the door of the room and entering.
Then, before Gu Qing could speak again, Gu Zhiqi quickly closed the door.
Once the two were seated, Gu Zhiqi continued to look at the auction list, though it wasn’t long before the list was snatched away.
Gu Zhiqi looked up at Su Yunling, who had taken her list, with a questioning look in his eyes.
Su Yunling didn’t look at the list, instead, he pressed it under his hand, propped up his chin, and lazily looked at Su Yunling, "From Gu Qing’s words, the person you were discussing... is a man?"
Gu Zhiqi immediately shook her head, "No."
Su Yunling didn’t believe it, "Handsome? Gentleman? Not a man?"
"Really not." Gu Zhiqi continued to look sincerely at Su Yunling, "She’s my little junior sister."
Su Yunling still didn’t believe it, "You have a little junior sister?"
Gu Zhiqi nodded, "Of course, not only do I have a little junior sister, but also a master, senior brothers, senior sisters, uncles... so many people. I’ll introduce you to them later."
However, whether you’ll meet them is another question.
Those people are often absent from the master’s sect, some are long-term explorers of the star and sea, some are in closed-door cultivation for years, some are addicted to transcending various realms...
In short, even if she returns to Aquamarine Star, whether she can meet them is still uncertain.
After hearing Gu Zhiqi’s explanation, Su Yunling was barely convinced and handed back the list to Gu Zhiqi. This time, Su Yunling leaned in close to look at the list with her.
However, upon seeing all sorts of bizarre names on it, Su Yunling’s expression became a bit complicated.
"Call Me Daddy Pill," "Zu’an Talisman," "Stool Escape Pill" ... Are these elixirs really sellable?
"Are these... your little junior sister’s?" Su Yunling glanced at those elixirs’ names, then looked up at Gu Zhiqi.
Gu Zhiqi: "Unlikely to be a surprise."
After hearing, for some reason, Su Yunling instantly felt reassured.
Able to name elixirs and talismans like this, certainly not serious, for him, posed no threat at all.
What Su Yunling didn’t know was that the matter of naming was almost a legacy in Gu Zhiqi’s master’s sect.
Back in the day, if it weren’t for Gu Zhiqi having a literary youth uncle, her name might have been Gu Mu Mu, Gu Lao San, or Gu San Mei.
"What do all these elixirs and talisman papers do?" Su Yunling asked curiously after seeing the ridiculous names on the list.
Gu Zhiqi pointed at one of the elixirs, "This one, called ’Call Me Daddy Pill,’ if given to someone, they’ll keep calling you ’Daddy.’
Su Yunling: "..."
Is taking advantage of others a tradition of your master’s sect?
Gu Zhiqi continued with the next one, "This Zu’an Talisman, as long as you stick it on, no matter how introverted or stuttering you are, you can instantly become a Zu’an person and greet someone’s ancestors for eighteen generations."
Su Yunling: "..."
Will anyone buy this kind of thing?
"This big... This one’s flavor is a bit heavy, let’s skip the introduction," Gu Zhiqi said as she directly jumped to the next one.
Though Su Yunling didn’t hear the explanation from Gu Zhiqi’s mouth, in the end, he heard the explanation from the host’s mouth.
The Stool Escape Pill, after consuming it, will transform into a pile of stool, making the enemy unable to trace your whereabouts and enabling escape.
After listening to the introduction, Su Yunling’s expression became complicated, thinking this kind of thing wouldn’t sell, but unexpectedly, a bunch of people scrambled to buy it.
As for whether they’ll use it themselves or give it to someone else, Su Yunling doesn’t know. In any case, these things are really popular.
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